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77 Funny Slogans & Sayings

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  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go

  • If your feet smells and your nose run, I’m pretty sure you were built upside down

  • Be Honest with Yourself: Leave the Lying to Others

  • Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

  • Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

  • Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes

  • Potty like a rock star

  • Don’t do drugs, Alcohol is effective

  • Cool people don’t need to go to school

  • No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning

  • Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly

  • Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

  • I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

  • It is not Cheating, it’s a team work

  • Dear math grow up and solve your Problems

  • There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

  • I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

  • Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

  • 3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions

  • Happiness is your last exam paper

  • Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems

  • Life is too short to remove USB safely

  • My life is very complicated drinking game

  • Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

  • When nothing goes right……..go left

  • Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

  • Conserve water, shower with a friend!

  • Smoke because life is too long

  • Weight, I’m gainin’ it

  • Keep calm & bunk from school

  • Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong

  • My favorite Subject in school is nothing

  • Stop destroying our planet, It’s where I keep all my stuff

  • Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer

  • Life is designed to kick your ass

  • On the other hand, you have different fingers

  • I hate math but I love counting money

  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

  • All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

  • The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

  • Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

  • Keep calm & say no to school

  • The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

  • School kills

  • Homework because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough

  • Life’s too short to go to school

  • Don’t tell me the skies are the limits when there are footprints on the moon

  • I’m a Virgin

  • Don’t Funk With Mother Nature

  • Go Green, There is no Planet B

  • Keep the Earth clean not only your bed

  • Save water & drink champagne

  • Your mouth is a key of your health

  • Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won’t ask you a question

  • I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

  • Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

  • Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!

  • School: Seven crappy hours of our life

  • I am on a VODKA diet!

  • Don’t Drink and Drive, You might hit a bump and spill something

  • Math, mental abuse to humans

  • High school looks so much cooler on TV

  • Everything is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh

  • An onion a day keeps everyone away

  • Fat free is the way to be

  • Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

  • Eat smart, Don’t fart

  • Shortcuts cut life short

  • Facebook: We know more about you than the FBI

  • Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is

  • After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

  • People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

  • Stop! School ahead

  • I’m 35% funny & 75% bad at Math

  • Be alert, your wife needs you

  • Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

  • Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you