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77 Funny Slogans & Sayings

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go

If your feet smells and your nose run, I’m pretty sure you were built upside down

Be Honest with Yourself: Leave the Lying to Others

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Potty like a rock star

Don’t do drugs, Alcohol is effective

Cool people don’t need to go to school

No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning

Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

It is not Cheating, it’s a team work

Dear math grow up and solve your Problems

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions

Happiness is your last exam paper

Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems

Life is too short to remove USB safely

My life is very complicated drinking game

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

When nothing goes right……..go left

Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Conserve water, shower with a friend!

Smoke because life is too long

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

Keep calm & bunk from school

Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong

My favorite Subject in school is nothing

Stop destroying our planet, It’s where I keep all my stuff

Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer

Life is designed to kick your ass

On the other hand, you have different fingers

I hate math but I love counting money

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

Keep calm & say no to school

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

School kills

Homework because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough

Life’s too short to go to school

Don’t tell me the skies are the limits when there are footprints on the moon

I’m a Virgin

Don’t Funk With Mother Nature

Go Green, There is no Planet B

Keep the Earth clean not only your bed

Save water & drink champagne

Your mouth is a key of your health

Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won’t ask you a question

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!

School: Seven crappy hours of our life

I am on a VODKA diet!

Don’t Drink and Drive, You might hit a bump and spill something

Math, mental abuse to humans

High school looks so much cooler on TV

Everything is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh

An onion a day keeps everyone away

Fat free is the way to be

Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

Eat smart, Don’t fart

Shortcuts cut life short

Facebook: We know more about you than the FBI

Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

Stop! School ahead

I’m 35% funny & 75% bad at Math

Be alert, your wife needs you

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you


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