27 Funny Work Slogans

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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried

If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack

No Pain, No Gain

Whistle while you work

Eight for eight and out the gate

If you don’t work you’ll get high and then die

Born to gamble, forced to Work

My job is a top secret, I don’t even know what I’m doing myself

Do not underestimate your abilities that is your boss’s job

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year

I don’t work on weekends, or any other day that ends with “Y”

I hate 24/7

Say no to meetings

Audit ME! Audit me NOW!

You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you

No job is finished until the paperwork is done

I’m so tired, my tired is tired

Will work for coffee

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday

Friday is my second favorite F word

Less work, more surf

After Tuesday even the calendar says W T F!

My job is secure..nobody wants it

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