57 Funny Safety Slogans

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Safety is very important to avoid accidents and injuries in industries. Management should educate their employees to use proper safety equipment while working. As described in our earlier post on Safety Slogans, safety posters can be installed throughout the organization to educate employees to work safely.

In this post, we are going to share with you a list of 57+ Funny safety slogans. You can educate people about the importance of safety using funny safety slogans in a fun way. Using fun can help them remembering your message easily.

 

Funny Safety Slogans

 

Safety First, People Second

 

Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!

 

Your wife will spend your 401K; If you get killed at work today?

 

Watch your step – it could be your last

 

Is better to lose one minute in life… than to lose life in a minute

 

Protect Your ASS 😛

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Be careful, today is not a good day to die!

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This Machine has no Brain, use your Own

 

We don’t suck like Firestone!

 

If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack

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Don’t get hurt or you’ll get fired

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Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it

 

Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways

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Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office

 

Your first mistake could be your last

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Hard hats, they’re not just for decoration

 

Those who work the safest way- live to see another day

 

You will die whether you follow safety procedures or not

 

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

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Better dead sure than sure dead

 

Don’t learn safety by accident

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Be informed or be deformed

 

Protect only the fingers you want to keep

 

Nobody get hurt today!

 

Use your head or lose it

 

Work safe today – Heaven can wait

 

Don’t go to work half dressed – Use personal protective equipment

 

Safety gear saves lives and dollars

 

Better late than dead on time

 

Practice it! Knowing safety is not enough

 

The best safety device is your brain – Use it!

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Fire can kill. Don’t be a statistic!

 

Without a threat of an accident, work can get pretty boring

 

In case of fire, leave the building before putting it on Facebook

 

Shortcuts cut life short

 

Be careful safety has no Quitting time

 

Safety is Gainful, Accident is Painful

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Be Alert! Expect the Unexpected

 

Work safely, You may not get a second chance

 

Be alert, your wife needs you

 

Be safe or go home

 

The safest fireman yell is, “Fire, Fire, Fire!”

 

Safety starts with S but begins with YOU

 

Accidents do not happen, they are caused

 

A place for everything and everything in its place

 

Play safely with chemicals

 

Safety rules are your best tools

 

Don’t be a fool! Inspect your electrical tools

 

Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you

 

Think safety, avoid unsafe acts

 

Be safe, not sorry

 

Be a fool, use an improper tool

 

It’s not how hard you fall, but how fast you get up that counts

 

Keep your workplace clean and avoid a big scene

 

Safety is great unless you’re late

 

Funny Safety Slogans for Work

 

If you think safety rules are a pain, try having an accident

 

The only trip you take should be on vacation

 

The person reading this poster is responsible for your safety

 

10 fingers. 10 toes, If you are not safe Who knows?

 

Be safe. You can’t get the life again

 

Protect your thoughts and wear your hard hat

 

Explosion free for thirty days!

 

Think Safety today, Be Alive Tomorrow

 

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

 

Stop accidents before they stop you

 

Safety is a full time job – don’t make it a part time practice

 

If you think your job is hard now, try doing it without hands

 

Learning the hard way is not always the best way

 

Always look after No.1 and if you need help just ask

 

Safety First! Questions Later

 

If you are unemployed, work for free for someone and get hurt doing it

 

Top 10 Funny Safety Slogans

Here are Top 10 funny safety slogans identified by our team.

 

  1. Safety First, People Second
  2. Watch your step – it could be your last
  3. Be careful, today is not a good day to die!
  4. Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways
  5. You will die whether you follow safety procedures or not
  6. Protect only the fingers you want to keep
  7. Better late than dead on time
  8. Fire can kill. Don’t be a statistic!
  9. In case of fire, leave the building before putting it on Facebook
  10. If you think safety rules are a pain, try having an accident