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30 Funny Life Slogans & Sayings

Below are the 30 Funny Life Slogans & Sayings. Share them with your friends.


  • On the other hand, you have different fingers

  • There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

  • I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

  • Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth

  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

  • Life is designed to kick your ASS

  • What is life? I don’t know

  • All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

  • The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

  • The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

  • I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway

  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

  • Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

  • The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

  • The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

  • If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling

  • I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

  • Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

  • I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

  • Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

  • Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

  • Stress is caused by giving a fuck

  • Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

  • After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

  • People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

  • Life is too short to remove USB safely

  • My life is very complicated drinking game

  • Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

  • When nothing goes right……..go left

  • Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission