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30 Funny Life Slogans & Sayings



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On the other hand, you have different fingers


There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link


I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode


Funny Life Slogans


Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth


Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you


Life is designed to kick your ASS


What is life? I don’t know


All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips


The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do


The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!


Funny Life Slogans 1


I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway


Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control


The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive


The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes


If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling


I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!


Growing up is amazing, until you get old!


Funny Life Slogans 2


I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens


Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain


Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics


Stress is caused by giving a fuck


Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard


After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F


People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important


Life is too short to remove USB safely


Funny Life Slogans 3


My life is very complicated drinking game


Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it


When nothing goes right……..go left


Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission


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