30 Funny Life Slogans & Sayings

Below are the 30 Funny Life Slogans & Sayings. Share them with your friends.

 

Funny Life Slogans

 

On the other hand, you have different fingers

 

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

 

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

 

 

Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth

 

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

 

Life is designed to kick your ASS

 

What is life? I don’t know

 

All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

 

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

 

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

 

 

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway

 

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

 

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

 

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

 

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

 

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling

 

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

 

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

 

 

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

 

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

 

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

 

Stress is caused by giving a fuck

 

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

 

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

 

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

 

Life is too short to remove USB safely

 

 

My life is very complicated drinking game

 

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

 

When nothing goes right……..go left

 

Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

 

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