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900+ Funny Christmas Sayings and Funny Christmas Card Sayings

Finally, Christmas is here and we are here with something that you were looking for. In this blog post, we have covered the most Funny Christmas Sayings and Funny Christmas card Sayings.

Funny Christmas Sayings

Hope you make the nice list!
You have a resting Grinch face.
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
All I want for Christmas is you!
Wishing you a joyous Christmas season!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
I hope this is your best Christmas ever!
Wishing you the merriest of Christmases!

Merry Christmas! And best wishes for 2024.
I hope you get as lit as the tree this year.
Merry Christmas from someone who loves you dearly.

Have I been naughty or nice? Only Santa knows.
May your Christmas be filled with only good things.
This Christmas, I am the gift. You’re welcome.

Season’s Greetings! And best wishes for the New Year.
I hope your holiday is full of love, peace, and joy!
Wishing you peace and joy all season long. Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the happiness in the world.
Merry Christmas! Don’t worry, this card has been SANTA-tized!
I’m so lucky to receive the best present year after year: You!

Merry Christmas, aren’t you glad you married your favorite gift?
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Happy Holidays!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with good times and even better wine.

You make Christmas extra special for me because I get to spend it with you.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs outs, I’ll drink red.
Happy Cookie Season! Hey, Santa isn’t the only one who enjoys a tasty, sweet treat.

In a world full of Scrooges, be a Grinch! At least he has a cute pup. Merry Christmas!
You constantly light up my world. That’s why it feels like Christmas every day with you.
I hope your Christmas is filled with laughter and prosperity.

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Funny Christmas Card Sayings

“Merry Christmas! You sleigh me.”

“Cheers to warm holiday memories!”
“Deck the halls — not your family.”
“Cheers to a lovely Christmas season.”

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Allegedly.”
“Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.”
“Sending lots of peace and joy to you and your family this Christmas season.”

“Merry Christmas to you and your family, and very best wishes for the new year.”
“This holiday season, may you and your family experience light and laughter.”
“Sending you love, happiness, and laughter for every day of this Christmas season.”

“Merry Christmas! This coming year, may you be gifted with countless blessings.”
“Sure, being on the nice list may get you more presents, but being naughty is its own reward.”
“It’s people like you that make Christmas a sacred, meaningful occasion. Merry Christmas!”

“May your life be filled with warmth and good cheer this holiday season and throughout the New Year.”
“You have me, so I don’t know what else you could have possibly wished for. But knock yourself out…”
“I hope this Christmas is your most magical yet and that the magic carries over to the new year, too.”

“Gifts come and go, what really matters are the people who light up our lives all year long. Thank you!”
“Merry Christmas! May the holiday bring you endless joy, laughter, and quality time with friends and family.”
“Greetings of the season and best wishes for the new year! I look forward to working with you again in 2024.”

“May your Christmas be relaxing and stress-free so that you can recharge for the new year. Happy Holidays!”
“Wishing you safe travels and that you become closer to all those that you treasure in your heart this Christmas season.”
“Christmas is a time for family, food, and fellowship. Wishing you nothing but the best that the season has to offer.”

“Wishing you a restful, reflective, and joyful holiday and New Year. May it re-energize and recenter you for the year ahead.”
“May this Christmas bring you many reasons to smile. Share this wonderful time of year with those near and dear to your heart.”
“Happy Holidays! Thank you for all your support and guidance this year. Best wishes for a healthy, happy, and peaceful new year.”

Funny Holiday Card Sayings

“Merry Christmas! Enjoy your time off — you deserve it!”

“Sending joy and laughter to you and yours this Christmas season.”
“I can’t imagine Christmas without you. Thank you for being here.”
“Good tidings to you and yours. May you have a lovely Christmas season.”

“Sending you love, strength, and unwavering support this holiday season.”
“Here’s to a holiday season filled with more rest and relaxation than emails!”
“Christmas can be hard, but please know that I’m here for you no matter what.”

“Thank you for being someone I can count on this season and every season of life.”
“My heart is with you this Christmas season, and always. Take some time to care for yourself.”
“Thank you for making this company great. Wishing you and yours the happiest of holiday seasons.”

“There’s no one else I’d rather spend this Christmas season with, no matter how stressful it may be.”
“You make work cheery and festive — just like this Christmas season. Thank you for all you do and best wishes.”
“During this cold and sometimes lonely season, may the love of your support system keep you lifted this Christmas.”

“Christmas is surrounded by love, joy, and hope. Pass along this message to everyone to spread the light of this wondrous holiday.”
“Happy holidays to you and yours! I appreciate your hard work and support and look forward to collaborating with you in the new year.”
“After the tree, ornaments, and tinsel, the true meaning of Christmas shows. Gathering with family is incredibly special. Merry Christmas.”

“Whatever is beautiful, whatever is meaningful, whatever brings you happiness, may it be yours this Christmas holiday and throughout the coming year.”
“No matter how hard this year has been, I hope you see this season as a chance to reset, regroup, and bring the best version of you into the new year.”
“The spirit of Christmas is bright and magical. When you start to feel it, it will enchant you with hope and wonder that lasts beyond the holiday season.”

Clever Christmas Card Sayings

Be blessed this Christmas season!
What does Santa call his little helpers?
What do you call a kid who won’t sit on Santa’s lap

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
May God shower His blessings on you this holiday season.
Merry Christmas, dear friend! You make every day merry and bright.

Merry Christmas! Jesus is the reason for the season. Be blessed!
May God’s peace, joy, and goodwill be with you and your loved ones.
I thank God every year that I have you to spend the holiday season with.

Let God’s love engulf you this Christmas and grant you ultimate peace.
Wishing you much rocking around the Christmas tree and restful New Year after.
Sending you joy, love, and God’s many blessings during this Christmas season.

Let the comforting spirit of Christmas guide you into a blessed new year.
May God protect you and your family this Christmas and in the new year ahead.
Praying for a merry Christmas full of love and laughter for you and yours.

I pray that the true spirit of Christmas shines in your heart and illuminates your path.
The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours this Christmas.
Praying that you have a Christmas filled with miracles and memorable moments you’ll cherish forever.

Jingle on over whenever you can! Can’t wait to make the New Year merry and bright with you. Thanks for being a great friend!
Thinking of you with lots of love, hope, happiness, and bliss. Thank you for giving me so many blessings this Christmas season.
“Be sure to count all your blessings this Christmas, as there are more than you think. You’re a blessing to many, and I treasure you very much!

May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill. I’m wishing you a new year full of joy and prosperity. Have a Merry Christmas!
It’s the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… Except me wrapping last minute presents and remembering to send you a Merry Christmas card before things get hectic! Love ya!

Funny Family Christmas Card Sayings

Christmas is the biggest E-greeting Day in the year.
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

During Christmas you buy gifts with the next year’s money.
Let’s hope all your regifting will go undetected this year
Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.

I’d go to office Christmas party if my coworkers weren’t invited.
Let’s hope Santa won’t get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.

My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa?
I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

Your office Christmas party is a perfect platform to gather blackmail material.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Dear Santa, for Christmas please send me your list of bad boys and their phone numbers.

I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.
If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.

Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I want a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don‘t confuse it as you did last year.

Christmas is like a regular day at the office. You have to do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the deserts.

Funny Christmas Sayings For Signs

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!
Merry Christmas, almost Everybody!
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
It’s the holiday season. Let the overeating begin!
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Only an accountant understands the real meaning of Christmas.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Christmas is a time while you get homesick – even when you’re home.

Yeah, we too are thinking if Santa will elect to problem combating this.
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Being a Secret Santa is actually the only office secret that you’ve ever kept.

I asked Santa for a sexiest person on earth and next morning I woke up in a box.
That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
I’ve seen you Facebook status updates, you’ll get a dictionary for Christmas.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
He who has now not Christmas in his heart will on no account find it beneath a tree.
For Christmas this year I will be making a donation in your name into my bank account.

How is the Italian version of Christmas different? One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew’s Birthday.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at the age of 5 when my mom tried to make me believe that he lives in a toy shop!

Witty Christmas Sayings

If you get underwear for Christmas, that means you stopped believing in Santa.
In our office we do a Secret Santa so secretive that we don’t actually do it.
What I don’t like most about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
If you took a shot every time you here a Christmas song, you would never feel sober in December.
You know you’ve grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store.
The only thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Have you noticed that in December it is impossible to avoid Christmas songs when going for shopping.
I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has to see a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would come into our neighborhood after the dark.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for twenty minutes.
If you finish your Christmas shopping early, you should consider what’s wrong with you having so few friends.
The first-rate of all items around any Christmas tree: the presence of a blissful family all wrapped up in every different.
Dear Santa, I was good all year, well most of the year… right, sometimes… at least few times… OK, I’ll buy it myself.
Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together but half of them don‘t work and the other half aren’t so bright.
You really surprised me during this Christmas – I didn’t expect you’ll gift such a sh*t after me giving you hints all year long.
The amount of time and energy we spend putting up and taking down holiday decorations tells me our ‘top of the food chain’ claim is invalid.
I’ve never really understood why Jews go out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve, but I think it’s because so many Chinese restaurants have the word “temple” in their name.

Funny Xmas Sayings

With all good wishes for Christmas and the New Year.
May the blessings of Christmas be with you today and always.
May the peace and joy of Christmas warm your heart all year long.
Christmas Greetings! With many good wishes for Christmas and the coming year.
May the peace and joy of Christmas be with you today and throughout the New Year.
May the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your heart and fill every desire.
May the blessings of peace, goodwill, and happiness be with you at Christmas and always.
May the Christmas spirit deck your halls with precious memories of your beautiful family.
May the Christmas holidays warm your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with laughter.
I wish you all the peace and blessings of Christmas. And may your coming year be filled with happiness.
‘Tis the season to be jolly! Sending wishes for the happiness and excitement of Christmas and throughout the New Year.
Here’s to a Christmas celebration that ends the year on a cheerful note. May it make way for a fresh and bright New Year.
We hope your Christmas is incredible, and that you enjoy it surrounded by family and friends. All the best for the new year!
Wishing you and your family a wonderful holiday season! May happiness, good health, and prosperity be yours in the coming year.
Christmas is all about spending an important and beautiful day with your favorite people. So make sure to come visit me this year.
May the treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wishing you lots of love, joy and happiness. Merry Christmas!
I bet you’re going to have the most fun Christmas holiday! Hope it’s full of laughter, and that the party doesn’t stop until the New Year rolls around!
It’s time to decorate every nook and corner of the home, as you relish the goodies and cherish every get-together. May the holiday’s festivities radiate in your lives long after Christmas passes.

Snarky Christmas Sayings

Have a magical Holiday Season.
Season’s Greetings and best wishes for a prosperous New Year.
I hope your Holiday Season is bright, festive, and full of sparkles!
Wishing you a joyous Holiday Season and a very happy and peaceful New Year.
Wishing you a joyous Holiday Season and a most prosperous and healthy New Year.
May you have a peaceful Holiday season, and much joy and prosperity in the New Year.
Safe travels and warmest wishes for a wonderful Holiday season and a very happy New Year.
May the closeness of friends and the comfort of home renew your spirits this Holiday Season.
Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness, and prosperity in the coming New Year.
May this Holiday Season be merry and bright. Sending happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.
Sending seasonal wishes of cozy winter evenings and the warm spices of the season from my family to yours.
To a joyful present and a well-remembered past. Best wishes for a Happy Holidays and a magnificent New Year.
From my kin to yours, best wishes for the Holidays. And may your household enjoy health and happiness throughout the year.
As the year comes to a close, may your home be filled with laughter, love, and joy. Best wishes for a wonderful holiday season.
Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Holiday and a Happy New Year. May peace, love, and prosperity follow you always.
Getting to share new traditions with you makes this my favorite time of year. May you enjoy all that this holiday season has to offer!
This is my favorite season, because I get to see the ones I love. Now you better not be like Santa – I require more than one visit a year!
Whatever is beautiful. Whatever is meaningful. Whatever brings you happiness. May it be yours these Holidays and throughout the coming year.

Short Funny Christmas Sayings

Wishing you peace, love, and joy this Holiday Season.
Wishing you and your family a wonderful Holiday Season.
Warmest wishes for a happy Holiday season and a wonderful New Year.
I hope you have a happy holidays with your “deer” ones this festive season.
It’s Christmas time – which means mistletoe and wine! Eat, drink and be merry.
Have your ‘elf a merry little Christmas! Wishing you a wonderful holiday season.
What do the Elves use to clean the sleigh on Boxing Day? Santa-tizer! Merry Christmas.
The lights are shining, the baubles are bright. I hope you have a tree-mendous Christmas!
Cheers to a season of joy, laughter, and elastic waistbands for all those extra helpings!
I didn’t know Mariah was such a tree lover… turns out, all she wants for Christmas is yew!
Wishing you a Christmas full of joy, laughter, and gift receipts for those ‘unique’ presents!
What did the rapping paper say to the sticky tape? Yo yo yo – stick with me for a Merry Christmas!
‘Tis the season for festive feasting – put on your fat pants this Christmas and enjoy every morsel!
Time to stock up on the Christmas spirit. I’m thinking vodka, rum, mulled wine, and whatever you’re having.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls down your fireplace? Krisp Kringle! Wishing you a happy holidays.
Merry Christmas! Wishing you peace, joy, the blessings of the season, and that your eggnog is ever-flowing with rum.
What’s Santa’s favorite rock star? Elf-is Presley! Hope you’re rockin’ around the Christmas tree this festive season.
Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this brightest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.

Funny Merry Christmas Sayings

May God bless you at Christmas and always.
May God’s blessings be yours this Christmas!
Jesus is the reason for this Christmas Season.
Merry Christmas. May God bless you richly throughout this holiday season.
This Christmas, may the wonders of His love surround you now and forever.
May God fill your life with love, joy, and peace this Holiday Season and throughout the New Year.
May Joy be your gift at Christmas, and may Faith, Hope, and Love be your treasures throughout the New Year.
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. Many Christmas blessings to you and your family.
Sharing with you the Glory, the Wonder, and the Miracle of this Holy Season. Have a Blessed Christmas and New Year.
I pray that you experience the gift of faith, the blessing of hope, and the peace of His love at Christmas and always.
On the first Christmas Day, God gave His greatest gift to us. May the wonder of it always guide and light your way. Merry Christmas!
As Christmas carols fill the air with joy and merriment, and the chime of church bells echo all around, our prayers reach out to God.
Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful. May you have all the three this Christmas.
The magic of Christmas is not in the presents, but in His presence. May his love surround you this holiday season. Wishing you many blessings for the New Year.
May your heart be lifted in praise this Christmas, for the wonderful gift of Jesus and the joy He brings to our lives. Have a wonderful Christmas and a Blessed New Year.
May You feel God’s presence in the candles that softly spread their glow at Christmas. And, may you experience the wonder of His abiding love, as He guides you, through each day of the coming year. This Christmas, may God’s Blessings be with you.

Dirty Christmas Sayings

Be my date this Christmas. I’ll be waiting for you beneath the mistletoe.
May your Christmas be filled with happiness, love, and wonderful memories.
It’s too silent of a night. Wish you could be here with me to make some noise.
I’ve made my list. I’ve even checked it twice. And, get this, the only thing on it is you.
Wishing that your Christmas sparkles with festive cheer, like the shining star that you are.
Love is in the air… or is that turkey and eggnog? Wishing you a Christmas as wonderful as you!
You’re my best friend, and I’m so lucky to celebrate another Christmas with you. Happy holidays darling.
No matter what gift I find under the Christmas tree, you’re all I need. Merry Christmas to my sweetheart.
You are so special to me. I love sharing life and love with you. May all your wishes come true this Christmas.
May your festive season be filled with surprises, joy, laughter, and mischief. P.S. Meet me under the mistletoe!
You are the gift I ask Santa for every year! I couldn’t wish for a better gift than spending Christmas with you.
May the season bring you as much happiness and love as you have brought me. Cheers to a wonderful Christmas together!
There’s a good chance that if you play your cards right this holiday season, you can make it onto the naughty list with me.

Funny Santa Sayings

I wish you were driving home for Christmas. I hope you have a wonderful day!
I wish we were seeing each other over the holidays. I’m thinking of you this Christmas!
Though we’re far apart, I want to send a Christmas wish that’s straight from my heart. Merry Christmas!
I’m sending you smiles from across the miles and hoping you have a fabulous festive season. Happy holidays!
Side by side, or miles apart, I’m sending you warm Christmas wishes from the bottom of my heart. I miss you!
Being apart at this special time of year isn’t ideal, but I hope we can be together again soon. Merry Christmas!
Feliz Navidad – 聖誕快樂 – Joyeux Noël! Sending Christmas wishes to you from around the world this festive season.
Whether we are together or apart this Christmas, we will be in each other’s thoughts. Wishing you a wonderful festive season!
Even though you’re far away, you’ll be in my thoughts this Christmas Day. Sending you warmest wishes for a very merry Christmas!
I may not be there to celebrate Christmas with you, but I pray that we are together next festive season. Sending Christmas blessings.
Sorry I’m missing the magic of the season with you, but it’s always a magical time whenever we’re together. Have yourself a merry little Christmas and I’ll see you in the New Year.

Funny Christmas Signs And Sayings

Thanks for all your hard work this year. I hope you have a fun holiday season!
Wishing you a very merry Christmas to kick off a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year!
It’s been a pleasure working with you this year. Wishing you and your family a happy holidays.
Warm wishes for a merry Christmas. Wishing you and your loved ones much success and good health.
Sending continued thanks for your business. Best wishes for a very happy and successful new year.
Thank you for being such an important part of our team. I hope you have a relaxing holiday season.
Doing business with you is a pleasure. I hope you have a wonderful festive season. Enjoy the holidays!
I really enjoy working with you – you’re always there with a helping hand. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas!
It’s coworkers like you that make coming into work so enjoyable. Wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Merry Christmas and a happy and healthy new year! I appreciate the great work that you do. Enjoy your well-deserved vacation.

Fun Holiday Sayings

Merry Christmas to the best [teacher/tutor/coach]. Thank you for teaching me so much this year.
Merry Christmas and best wishes for another year of learning, growing, and making our class a better place.
I hope you have the relaxing and restful Christmas break that you deserve. You’re the best. Merry Christmas!
You are amazing and work so hard, and I really appreciate it! I hope you have a fantastic break. Happy holidays!
Enjoy your Christmas break. I am looking forward to seeing you next year (but not the pop quizzes and homework!).
You give us the gift of knowledge every day. Thank you for inspiring us to live, laugh and learn. Merry Christmas!
You are the reason why learning is so much fun. Thank you for being my teacher. I hope you have a merry Christmas.
You shine brightly in the classroom and will shine in your students’ lives for many years to come. Merry Christmas!
Santa delivers presents one day of the year, but you give the gift of learning every day at school. Merry Christmas.
Thank you for the priceless gift of learning you have given to my child and for helping to guide [him/her]. Merry Christmas!
Best wishes to you and your family this festive season from the [your family name] family. We hope you enjoy the festive season.
Thank you for all that you’ve done for [me/my child] this year. You provide a safe, positive environment for students to thrive. Merry Christmas!
Just sending you a heartfelt reminder that I appreciate everything you do. Thank you for all your help this year! Wishing you a joyful Christmas!
This is the perfect time of year to let you know how much I appreciate everything you do. Thank You from my family to yours. May you have a wonderful holiday!
As the holidays become busier, I’d like to pause and send you a heartfelt “Thank you!” for all your support and generosity this year. May your New Year be full of happiness and success!

Funny Xmas Card Sayings

Drink. Be Merry. Have a wonderful Christmas!
Is it just me, or does Santa look younger every year?
Don we now our ugly sweaters… Let’s party! Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas! May your happiness be large and your bills be small.
Wishing you hope, peace and lots of Christmas cookies this holiday season!
Remember, Santa is watching. Everything. Yes, even that. Anyway, Merry Christmas!
This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries be included.
Merry Christmas! I put so much thought into your gift that now it’s too late to get it.
Wishing you a white Christmas! (And when you run out of white, just open a bottle of red).
You’re a gift in my life. And not the kind I’d return for store credit. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.
This holiday season, let’s make it a point to cherish what’s truly important in our lives: cookies.
I told Santa you were good this year and sent him a link to your Pinterest board. Merry Christmas to you!
They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart … but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!
Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently, you told Santa you have been good this year … he died laughing.
Christmas is the only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks. Enjoy!
A Christmas reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves … they’re always a little short. Have a Merry Christmas!

Cheeky Christmas Sayings

Merry Christmas with lots of love.
May your holidays sparkle with joy and laughter.
Wishing you a Christmas that’s merry and bright!
I hope your Christmas is filled with joy this year!
We hope you have a safe and relaxing holiday season.
Happy Holidays! I hope all of your Christmas wishes come true.
Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the best this holiday season!
I hope your holiday season is full of peace, joy and happiness.
Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the happiness your holiday can hold!
Wishing you a season full of light and laughter for you and your family.
Our family wishes you love, joy and peace … today, tomorrow and always.
May the Christmas Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your family.
Best wishes for a joyous Christmas filled with love, happiness and prosperity!
The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.
I hope the magic of Christmas fills every corner of your heart and home with joy — now and always.
May your family have a holiday season that is full of wonderful surprises, treats and nonstop laughter.
May all that is beautiful, meaningful and brings you joy be yours this holiday season and throughout the coming year!

Cheesy Christmas Sayings

Merry Christmas! May God’s love be with you.
May God’s blessings be yours this Christmas.
Jesus is the reason for the season. Merry Christmas!
Wishing you and your loved ones a blessed Christmas.
May the spirit of Christmas be with you all year round.
May God bless your life with love and joy this holiday season.
Merry Christmas! May God richly bless you throughout the year.
May the Lord grant you and all your loved ones peace, joy and goodwill.
May the true spirit of Christmas shine in your heart and light your path.
May God bless and keep you during the holiday season and all through the year.
Wishing you a season that’s merry and bright with the light of God’s love.
Merry Christmas! I hope you receive one blessing after another this coming year.
May you have the gift of faith, the blessing of hope and the peace of His love at Christmas and always!
May God fill your Yuletide season and all your days with immeasurable prosperity and joy! Merry Christmas!
May your heart be lifted in praise this Christmas for the wonderful gift of Jesus and the joy He brings to our lives.
May the wonder of that first Christmas, the joy of God’s abundant blessings and the peace of Jesus’ presence be with you always.
Sending prayers and hearty Christmas greetings to you. May you receive the most special of God’s blessings during this Christmas season!

Christmas Card Humorous Sayings

All I want for Christmas is you.
You put the merry in my Christmas.
You’re the partridge to my pear tree.
Christmas is magical because we’re together.
The only thing I love more than Christmas is you.
Our hearts are with you and yours, now and always.
Hoping that the new year brings you new possibilities.
Wishing you love and light in this challenging season.
May God’s love lift you up during this winter of life.
Merry Christmas! You’re the best gift I could ask for.
Warmest wishes that you can find in this shadowy time.
I’m so lucky to be spending another Christmas with you!
Forget the mistletoe, you can kiss me anytime you like.
Christmas is more magical now that you’re in my life!
Though we are apart, you are in my heart this Christmas.
I hope the holidays bring a chance to rest and recharge.
Sending strength, love and peace to you this holiday season.
Holidays like Christmas make me so grateful to share life with you.
You’re the most magical part of the most wonderful time of the year.
We’re always here to support you, if you need a helping hand this holiday.
Sending you hugs this Christmas season. Take some time to care for yourself.
Your love is the best Christmas gift I could ever receive. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
I know it’s been a hard year for you and your family. I hope the New Year brings better days.
My love and thoughts are with you during the Christmas season and the promise of hope it brings.
Sometimes the holidays can just remind us what we’ve lost. Remember that I’m always there for you.
We know you’re having a difficult time this year. Wishing you strength and peace in these challenging times.
May the magic of the Christmas season fill your home with joy and peace. Sending lots of love to your family.
It’s not what’s under the tree that matters most, it’s who’s around it. Every year I’m so grateful to have you there.
You’ve had more than your share of challenges this year. Wishing you peace and hope at Christmas and a new year full of better days.
Merry Christmas to someone who’s sweeter than a candy cane, warms me up more than a cup of hot cocoa and fills my heart with joy more than the biggest present under the tree!

Christmas Funny Sayings For Cards

Missing you most during this festive time.
Christmas won’t be the same without you here.
Even though we’re apart, our hearts are together.
Even though we’re apart, I hope you have a joyous holiday.
Sending a smile across the miles for a wonderful Christmas!
Let’s have a Christmas video call — I’ll bring the cocoa!
Consider this card a raincheck for a belated Christmas hug.
We may not be together on Christmas morning, but you’re always in my heart.
I’ll miss celebrating with you this Christmas. Eat a few extra cookies for me!
I wish we could be together this holiday season, but I’m sending warm wishes your way.
I may not be nearby, but you are always in my mind and heart this holiday. Merry Christmas!
Even though we’re apart, I’m sending you a special wish, a holiday hug and a mistletoe kiss!
Far apart during this holiday, but totally together in our hearts and minds. Merry Christmas!
We may not be able to rock around the Christmas tree together, but I’ll deck the halls in your honor.

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Plenty of laughter.
Here is to a happy, prosperous, and healthy New Year.
May God bless you at all times and also during Christmas.
Enjoy this amazing Christmas and all your stress will vanish!
I hope that you are relaxing and enjoying during your holidays.
This Christmas, may you get nothing but mirth and cheer from the Heavens.
It is all about games and fun until the Naughty List is checked by Santa.
During Christmas, you are purchasing the gifts of this year with the money of the next year.