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250 Funny Christmas Quotes for Cards, Friends, Tree, Vacation, Shopping

Christmas is perhaps the busiest time of the year. It is fun, but it could be hectic for most people. All the gift selection, buying, wrapping, preparation of cuisine, and attending to guests are tiresome. They say that the real fun element at Christmas is for kids. They don’t have to go through all the troubles.  As a kid, you have to wake up, dress up, receive gifts, and eat delicious dishes, meet with friends, and play out in the snow, perhaps? Honestly, Now I want to be a kid again too.

But Christmas could be a wild event for adults with a bit of humor, wit, and Alcohol.  The silly jokes around Christmas are part of it, but we can make them posher, can’t we? A funny Christmas quote on a Christmas card or with a gift can put a smile on someone’s face. The more intimate the relationship is, the more sill your jokes can be, and it will make it worth remembering.  A joke is what represents informality and closeness. It breaks the glass, and Christmas is the perfect time to build and rebuild relationships.

 

 

Funny Christmas Quotes

 

We have collated the list of Top 10 Funny Christmas quotes for you to express silly closeness with your loved ones.

  • Don’t blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
  • White Christmas’ is the ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ of Christmas songs.
  • Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. (Andy Borowitz)
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. (Victor Borge)
  • Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.”(Catherine Tate)
  • Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
  • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
  • More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good
  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live
  • Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.”

 

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” (Melanie White)

 

“You can just hear Santa saying ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’ when you receive your credit card statement in January.”

 

“Christmas is such a carefree, low-pressure time—that’s one of the things I love about it.”

 

“Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.”

 

“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”

 

“The older I get; the fewer useless gifts I get. The fewer I get, the less I have to wrap to re-gift for next Christmas.”

 

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?” (Matt Groening)

 

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” (Andy Rooney)

 

“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” (Jerry Seinfeld)

 

“I never get to see Santa Claus come down the chimney because I always get too tired and fall asleep from eating all his cookies while waiting for him.”

 

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” (Winston Spear)

 

“Next to a circus, there is nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”

 

“It may be a cliché, but it’s true – the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.”

 

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” (Garrison Keillor)

 

“Anyone who believes that men are equal to women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.”

 

“Of course, Santa is dead. You force a guy to eat a billion cookies in one night, what do you think is going to happen?”

 

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” (Shirley Temple)

 

“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want for Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” (Bridger Winegar)

 

“Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” (Lenore Hershey)

 

“My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a chance. We’re going to let her in.”

 

“Christmas: it’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.” (Samantha Bee)

 

“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit; he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?” (Arlo Guthrie)

 

“It’s Christmas Eve! It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.”

 

“I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.”

 

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”

 

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.”

This collection of funny Christmas quotes had me in tears, but I am sure it will get you genuine laughter from your loved ones.

 

 

Funny Christmas Quotes from Movies

There are diverse traditions of Christmas people celebrate the spirit of it with their terms. Nevertheless, there is one tradition that is worldwide famous and is a must. The Christmas movies are as much part of Christmas as the gift wrapping or Santa Claus maybe.  Home Alone, It is a wonderful life, Elf, A Christmas story are the few of the most famous ones. We have watched these over and over again yet, these never get old.

Following is the collection of Best Funny Christmas Quotes from movies to trigger nostalgia

 

“Merry Christmas, your filth animal!” – Home Alone 1 and 2

 

“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” – It’s A Wonderful Life

 

“Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. They all look like they’ve got the key lime disease.” (Scott Calvin in The Santa Clause)

 

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.” (Katharine Whitehorn, Roundabout)

 

“How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?” (Santa Claus in Home Alone)

 

“If you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show’, that doesn’t mean they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.” (Father Christmas in Elf)

 

“Santa’s reindeer get around so fast because they have athlete’s feet.” (Kids Sure Are Funny)

 

“One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” (Professor Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone)

 

Joseph: “I’m going to buy them their Christmas turkey”

 

Albert: “Buy? Do you really mean buy?”

 

Joseph: “Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.”Movie  – “We’re No Angels”

 

Sarah The Little Girl: “Santa, how come your clothes are so baggy?”

 

Scott Calvin: “Because Santa is…watching his saturated fats!”

 

Sarah The Little Girl: “How come you don’t have a beard?”

 

Scott Calvin: “Because I shaved.” (Pulls out a toy) “Now, do you want this doll or not?!? Go back to sleep!”Movie  – “The Santa Clause”

 

Santa Claus: “Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?”Movie  – “Home Alone”

 

Charlie: “These are Santa’s reindeer, aren’t they?”

 

Scott Calvin: “I hope not. These are… A gift. Probably from the cable company. We’re getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas.”Movie  – “The Santa Clause”

 

If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!” – Ebenezer Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol” (2009)

 

Mistletoe,’ said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry’s head. He jumped out from under it. ‘Good thinking,’ said Luna seriously. ‘It’s often infested with nargles.’” — J.K. Rowling

 

Out upon merry Christmas! What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer…? ‘If I could work my will,’ said Scrooge indignantly, ‘every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas upon his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!” (Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol)

 

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?” (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)

 

I hate Christmas. The mall is full of nothing but women and children. All you hear is, ‘I want this,’ ‘Get me this,’ ‘I have to have this’… and then there are the children. And they’re all by my store because they stuck the mall Santa right outside ringing his stupid bell. As if you need a bell to notice a 300-pound alcoholic in a red suit. ‘Ho, ho, ho,’ all day long. So, nice as can be, I go outside, ask him to shut the hell up. He takes a swing at me. So I lay a hook into his fat belly and he goes down. Beard comes off, all the kids start crying and I’m the bad guy.” (Al Bundy in Married with Children)

 

I am sure now you want to watch all these movies again Because I do.

 

 

Funny Christmas Card Quotes

This is one dangerous category. Funny Christmas Card quotes are going to be savage, so write them at your own risk. Kidding, they are best to write to friends who you have not met in ages to remind them how good and silly your friendship was.

Here is a collection of Clever Funny Christmas card quotes.

 

“Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.”

 

“Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.”

 

“I hope your smiles will just be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!”

 

“I hope Santa fills our socks with cash money instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!”

 

“You are allowed to have an awesome Christmas as long as I have my presents waiting at my doorstep. Have a great time!”

 

“Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!”

 

“I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!”

 

“Merry Christmas to you. I can see you have a great decoration there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decorations!”

 

“One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!”

 

“Christmas is the season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!”

 

“The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!”

 

“You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas!”

 

“Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!”

 

“I have Kept some photos in my home So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speech from the priest Merry Christmas and Happy New year!”

 

“Christmas is not only for praying and praising but for drinking and messing around also, Merry Christmas!”

 

“Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them the rest of the year.”

 

“I think Santa must ride a plane instead of a sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.”

 

“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.”

 

“Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering her body, Santa asked what are you doing and she answered: Waiting for autumn.”

 

“I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

 

“Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic, Merry Christmas!”

 

“Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!”

 

“I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Clause. Even Santa would bully you for being so fat! Merry Christmas!”

 

“You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.”

 

“Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!”

 

“I tried too hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of yours!”

 

“Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!”

 

“A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas!”

 

I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.

 

“I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!”

 

“Santa told me you’d been very good this year, I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!”

 

“Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas, if he sees you there he may not. So come here and have a party with me, Merry Christmas to you!”

 

“There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.”

 

“I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. Have a fun Christmas!”

 

“A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!”

 

“Dear Santa, if you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.”

 

“I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!”

 

“Christmas is the festival of love and spirit So let us drink the spirit to feel love, Merry Christmas too!”

 

“Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

 

“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.”

 

 

Funny Christmas Quotes Short

Following Catchy Funny Christmas Quotes short is the bonus to keep your cards, clear, simple, concise, yet funny.

 

Let’s get lit.

 

Dear Santa, I was framed.

 

Sleigh all day, then cabernet.

 

Single all the way.

 

You can’t fool me—there ain’t no Sanity Clause

 

I’m only a morning person on December 25th.

 

There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.

 

Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’

 

Zen Christmas: the gift of nothingness.

 

I want to be Spiderman for Christmas.

 

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

 

This Christmas don’t WhatsApp me, send me a gift.

 

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody! ~Ogden Nash

 

During Christmas, you buy gifts with the next year’s money.

 

My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family

 

Only an accountant understands the real meaning of Christmas.

 

Me putting up with you is your Christmas present. Happy Christmas

 

You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.

 

Once you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear for Christmas.

 

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

 

Dear Santa, before I explain, how much do you know already?

 

I bought the Christmas Oreos… So don’t tell me I don’t have holiday spirit.

 

I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.

 

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

 

At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional

 

Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.

 

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear.

 

The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it.

 

I’ve seen your Facebook status updates, You’ll get a dictionary for Christmas.

 

There’s something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

 

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red.

 

Mentally I am ready for Christmas, financially I am not ready for Christmas.

 

A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.

 

It’s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.”

 

 

Funny Christmas Tree Quotes

A Christmas without a tree is not a Christmas, period. Without a tree, there is no Christmas vibe. Buying ornaments and decorating is a part of Christmas, particularly for kids. The tree is a fascinating part of Christmas. We have collected a list of Funny Christmas trees to add humor with fascination.

Best Funny Christmas Quotes are

 

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”

 

“Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.”

 

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”

 

“Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.”

 

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”

 

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”

 

“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: ‘Some assembly required.”

 

I grew up on a Christmas Tree Farm so this is a good season for me. I was too young to help with the hauling of the trees up the hills and putting them onto cars. So, it was my job to pull the praying mantis pods off of the Christmas trees. The problem with that is if you leave them on there, people bring them into their house. I forgot to check one time and they hatched all over these people’s house—and there were hundreds of thousands of them!” (Taylor Swift)

 

 

Funny Christmas Vacation Quotes

Christmas vacations could be expensive and tiresome. However, after all, these are the vacations that everyone looks forward to. That is why no matter how heavy it falls upon the pocket, people go through it.

To make it lighter on your pockets here is a collection of Clever Funny Christmas vacation quotes.

 

“A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.”

 

“I’m extremely sentimental about Christmas, actually. Every Christmas I still take my socks off and stand them in front of the fireplace.”

 

“This Christmas vacation let’s try to keep things in their proper perspective. After all, credit cards do have their limits.”

 

“This Christmas vacation, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.”

 

“Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of ‘s.’ I suppose you could say ‘Merry Christmas’ and ‘Happy New Year,’ but you probably have sh*t to do.”

 

 

Funny Christmas Party Quotes

The time which adults look for at Christmas is Party. To be honest, a Christmas party with complaining parents, struggling adults, and people with a middle-aged crisis is a crazy night.

Here is a collection of Crazy funny Christmas party quotes.

 

“Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.” (Ellen DeGeneres)

 

“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” (Phyllis Diller)

 

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”

 

“The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.”

 

“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.” (Tom Sims)

 

“May you survive the boring speech of the priest in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!”

 

“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.” (Sean Hughes)

 

“Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.” (Wendy Cope)

 

“Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.”

 

“I don’t want Christmas season to end, because it’s the only time I can legitimately indulge in one particular addiction: glitter.”

 

“A true Christmas miracle is when you manage to untangle all your Christmas lights from last year. A double miracle if they still work.”

 

“People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.”

 

“One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.”

 

“There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.”

 

“Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”

 

“I’ve had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, ‘No! No! This wasn’t what it was supposed to be about, people!’ Then if there’s a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, ‘Listen, fat man, you’re just a clown at my birthday party.”

 

“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’”

 

 

Funny Christmas Shopping Quotes

Shopping, that too a Christmas shopping drives people crazy. Weeks before Christmas it starts, and you slowly see your bank account getting ripped off.  Everyone jokes about empty bank account around this time of the year. We have brought you a collection of Funny Christmas Shopping quotes, the take of celebrities on it.

Funny Christmas Shopping Quotes include:

 

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

 

What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.

 

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange them.

 

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.

 

It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales.

 

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first—your money or your feet.

 

There are a lot of things money can’t buy. Not one of them is on my son’s list.

 

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

 

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

 

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

 

I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.

 

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

 

If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.

 

For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway.

 

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “toys not included.” (Bernard Manning)

 

Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It’s like, ‘Oh great, socks. You know I’m dying for your sins, right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They’ll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?

 

Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!

 

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.

 

Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.

 

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

 

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.

 

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts. (Author Unknown)

 

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. (Richard Lamm)

 

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, ‘So does the guy I stole it from.’ (David Letterman)

 

Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.

 

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. (Steven Wright)

 

Christmas Shopping: Wouldn’t it be wonderful to find one gift that you didn’t have to dust, that had to be used right away, that was practical, fit everyone, was personal and would be remembered for a long time? I penciled in “Gift certificate for a flu shot

 

Every year, Christmas gets longer and longer, and you don’t care, do you? Every year, you just take more of the calendar for yourself. How long does it take you, people, to shop? It’s beyond belief! It’s insane! When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn’t poking his ass into it!

 

set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, ‘Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.’ The paper I used said, ‘Happy Birthday.’ I didn’t want to waste it, so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.

 

 

Funny Christmas Quotes for Friends

Let us not forget friends while we are at it. The joking relationship with friends is the ultimate.

So here is a collection of Funny Christmas Quotes for friends who will not mind it Trust me.

 

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”

 

“Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.”

 

“Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.”

 

“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.”

 

“We celebrate the birth of one who told us to give everything to the poor by giving each other motorized tie racks.”

 

“Thank you, Stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace.”

 

“This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!”

 

 

Funny Christmas Love Quotes

Funny Christmas Love quotes are all about the teasing relationship between husband and wife, grandparents, and grandkids too. The more love is in every relationship, the more annoying the relationship will be.

Here is a list of Top Funny Christmas Love quotes

 

“Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

 

“Would you like some Christmas thanks or perhaps a bunch of Christmas pranks?”

 

“Why were there only three kings at Jesus’ birth? Elvis had not yet entered the building.”

 

“Giving me a Christmas ornament as a Christmas gift is like bringing vitamins to my funeral.”

 

“What do you call a Christmas card from your crazy ex? Sent-a-mental.”

 

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” (Joan Rivers)

 

“The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted”

 

“It’s that’s a special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.”

 

“Christmas is always a problem for the man who has to convince his kids that there is a Santa Claus, and his wife that there isn’t.”

 

“There are some people who want to throw their arms around you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.”

 

“Christmas Eve, a perfect night to express affection for your family, to forgive those who failed you, and to forget past mistakes.”

 

“You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father’s face and tell him you have received his Christmas gift.”

 

“My wife, like many women, actually likes wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.”

 

“Every time I see you, I think of Santa. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except that long-white beard. Merry Christmas dear!”

 

“You are a huge blessing in my life (just over 200 pounds!!). I’m glad that you didn’t fall upon me directly from the sky.”

 

“I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift! That would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!”

 

“I wrote to Santa admitting that I have been naughty throughout this year and it’s all because of you. Now, I’m waiting for Santa’s reply.”

 

“Christmas has been postponed because I did not receive my late-night kiss. So, if you want to celebrate Christmas, you have to give me a hug as a penalty.”

 

“Merry Christmas dear! The only thing that I hate about Christmas is a bearded, fat moron invading our home at midnight and calling you A ‘Ho’.”

 

“Christmas may well be a season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means trying my ass off to save every single penny I earned this year and make it through to the next year.”

 

“I never know what to give my father for Christmas. I gave him $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”

 

“The true magic of Christmas is when you make my savings disappear without me realizing what happened. You’re truly a blessing in disguise of a wife!”

 

“Let’s drink till we start admitting our sins to each other and then sober up realizing we don’t remember anything from last night. What a great Christmas that would be!”

 

“I wished to be surrounded by good people, not the ones that spoil my mood. But Santa told me that offer was not for married people.”

 

“You don’t need Visa when you’ve got Santa! You don’t need Santa when you’ve got Visa! Who needs Santa when you’ve got Grandma!”

 

“In case I forget to bring presents for you, keep your doors open, Santa will definitely come with a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!”

 

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That’s it. Beginning and end of the list, Xbox. Do you know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.

Hopefully, we have covered all the dimensions where you can add a little humor and voila. Laughter makes anything and everything exceptional. So, to make this Christmas memorable, try the above quotes, and have reactions that will melt your heart for sure.  Keep the Christmas light, funny and above all, inspiring. That is the true spirit of Christmas.

 

 

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300 Catchy Christmas Phrases for Cards, Tree, Religious, Holiday & Funny

Christmas is the time of the year when you have to bring your creativity out. Creative out of love or to get a bit nifty. Crafted gifts and cards show dedication and compassion towards the receiver. The tradition of crafting cards and gifts exists for centuries, and with those crafts subsist the songs, words, idioms, and poems, which are now rooted in our culture or collective consciousness.

The collection of Christmas phrases is a collection of culturally embedded phrases, which are known worldwide. When you write and share these Christmas Phrases on Christmas cards you share the spirit of Christmas with them.

 

Christmas Phrases

Top 10 Christmas Phrases include

 

  1. Believe in the Magic of Christmas
  2. Tis the season
  3. Peace on Earth
  4. Let It, Snow
  5. Merry and Bright
  6. Deck the Halls
  7. A Thrill of Hope
  8. Naughty or Nice
  9. Merry and Bright
  10. Goodwill to Men

 

Joy to the World

 

Ho Ho Ho

 

Let Your Heart Be Light

 

Better Not Pout

 

Baby, it’s Cold Outside

 

Peace, Joy, and Love

 

Home for the Holidays

 

Dear Santa…

 

Naughty or Nice?

 

Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose

 

Sparkle and Shine

 

Good Tidings

 

Under the Mistletoe

 

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

 

Christmas is in the Air

 

Jingle All the Way

 

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

 

It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

 

‘Til He appeared and the Soul Felt Its Worth

 

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

 

There’s Room for Everyone On the Nice List

 

Wherever You Find Love, It Feels Like Christmas

 

Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night!

 

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen

 

 

Funny Christmas Phrases

Funny Christmas does not make fun of Christmas but adds a witty decision to Christmas. It is like adding a pinch of cinnamon to the dish. It just adds to the flavor. The funniest of the Christmas phrases is one with puns.  We have collected exclusively punniest of all the phrases for you annoy friends. Pick your favorite.

Funny Christmas phrases Include

 

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

 

Don we now our ugly sweaters.

 

Keep Calm and Wait for Santa.

 

Santa is looking younger each year.

 

God bless us, everyone! (Excluding assholes, of course.)

 

What does Santa call his little helpers? Subordinate clauses!

 

May your nuts remain untracked this holiday season.

 

What do you call a kid who won’t sit on Santa’s lap? Claustrophobic!

 

May you be surrounded by ho’s this Christmas season.

 

Why did Santa quit smoking? Because it was bad for his elf.

 

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!

 

Sure, being on the Nice list gets you more presents, but being Naughty is its own reward.

 

Whoever said “All is Calm” has never been to our house around Christmas. Some might say we’re not very bright, either.

 

Just one Santa delivery team? How could there be? There are 526,403,012 children, all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. So, that’s 22 million children per hour. It’s impossible. Obviously, I got a second sled.”  (Steven Moffat)

 

 

Some Puny Christmas Phrases as Bonus!!!

 

Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.

 

How did Rudolph survive his first trip with Santa? He held on for dear life!

 

Did you hear that reindeer like to gather in large groups? Yeah, I heard!

 

What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!

 

If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.

 

Did you hear about the mall Santa who lost his job? He was fired for Claus!

 

Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?

 

How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!

 

What do you call someone who can’t stop thinking about past Christmases? Santa-mental!

 

Why does Santa always pick the last sleigh in his garage to take out on Christmas Eve? Because he insists on having the final sleigh!

 

Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.

 

What do Santa’s little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole? Elf-abet soup!

 

Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.

 

What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!

 

What did Santa’s helper do when he wanted to improve his toy-making skills? He read an elf-help book!

 

Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!

 

What do you call a reindeer that suddenly forgets how to fly? The dearly departed!

 

 

Christmas Card Phrases

The best present one can hope for this year is to spend time together. I can’t wait to celebrate the holidays with you.

 

  • Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Let your heart be light.
  • Ho Ho Hope you’ve been good this year. Merry Christmas!
  • May the spirit of Christmas is with you throughout the New Year.
  • ending you glad tidings this holiday season.
  • Thinking of you this Christmas. “Yule” be on my mind.
  • I hope your holiday season is so bright that you need sunglasses!
  • I hope this special time of year is filled with joy!
  • I’d send you peace, love, and joy in an envelope if I could.
  • God bless you this holiday season—Merry Christmas!
  • May the sights and sounds of Christmas work their merry magic in your heart.

 

May the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your heart and fill every desire.

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Let us celebrate by spreading goodwill and Christmas cheer!

 

May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright New Year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

 

May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with laughter.

 

Thinking warmly of each of you and wish your family an extra measure of comfort, joy, and hope this Christmas.

 

May the magic and thrill of the holiday season stretch on!

 

Have a great Christmas! Take the time to celebrate your desires, values, and affections with your loved ones. Wishing you all the best.

 

The [insert name here] family wishes you and all those close to you a joyous holiday season and a new year filled with happiness and hope for a world at peace.

 

Whatever is beautiful, whatever is meaningful, whatever brings happiness, may it be yours this holiday season and throughout the coming year.

 

To those we love and see each day and other loved ones far away, to all good friends who mean so much, and those with whom we’re out of touch… Wishing you every happiness this holiday season and throughout the coming year.

 

Hope you have a remember-forever-and-ever kind of holiday.

 

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.” -Peg Bracken

 

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.” -Eva K. Logue

 

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” -Norman Vincent Peale

 

“The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.” -Andy Rooney

 

“Keep calm and jingle on.” -Anonymous

 

“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.” -Anonymous

 

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” -Bob Hope

 

“At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.” -Thomas Tusser

 

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone else” -Charles Schulz

 

Here’s to a season filled with warmth, comfort, and good cheer!

 

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide-open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years. Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart. (George Mathew Adams)

 

 

Short Christmas Phrases

If you want your Christmas greeting or a wish to be concise, clean yet inspirational, then this category is for you. You can use one of the following Short Christmas phrases and convey your wishes without the need for the long motivational cards.

 

Reindeer Xing

 

This House is Under Elf Surveillance

 

Santa’s Little Helper

 

Dashing Through the Snow

 

Dreaming of a White Christmas

 

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

 

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

 

O Christmas Tree

 

Christmas is Claus for Celebration

 

Silent Night, Holy Night

 

Season’s Greetings

 

Away in a Manger

 

Christmas is Coming

 

Bah Humbug!

 

Making Spirits Bright

 

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

 

Reindeer Parking

 

Sleep in Heavenly Peace

 

All I Want For Christmas Is You

 

All is Calm, All is Bright

 

I Believe in Santa Clause

 

The Weary World Rejoices

 

Let Earth Receive Her King

 

Dashing Through the Snow

 

Let There Be Peace on Earth

 

Oh Come Let Us Adore Him

 

Christmas Bells Are Ringing

 

For unto Us a Child Is Born

 

Glory To The Newborn King

 

Like turkeys voting for Christmas

 

Lit up like a Christmas tree

 

Have A Holly Jolly Christmas

 

‘Tis The Season To Be Freezin’

 

Let There Be Peace On Earth

 

All I Want for Christmas is You

 

Don’t Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle

 

Walking In A Winter Wonderland

 

Believe in the Magic of Christmas

 

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

 

You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid.

 

“Fra-gee-lay. Must Be Italian.”

 

Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room

 

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

 

Meet Me Under the Mistletoe

 

O Come Let Us Adore Him

 

Comfort and Joy

 

Eat, Drink & Be Merry

 

All is Bright

 

Sleigh Bells Ring

 

Fa La La La La

 

This Way to Santa’s Workshop

 

 

Merry Christmas Phrases

Merry Christmas phrases are the best ones to use on the cards. They are authentic, they are genuine, and above all, they represent the Christmas vibe. They are more formal as well, so if you are looking for the perfect phrase to write on Christmas cards of colleagues, boss, aunt, or uncle, these are perfect for you.

Here is a collection of the best Merry Christmas phrases

 

We Wish You a Merry Christmas

 

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

 

You make the stars shine brighter and the winter days warmer just by being in my life. Merry Christmas to my favorite person in the world.

 

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” (Burton Hills)

 

From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another the warmth and joy of Christmas bring us closer to each other.” (Emily Matthews)

 

Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.” (Margaret Thatcher)

 

Christmas is all about love, family, and children. it doesn’t matter what we eat or what presents we get as long as the holidays are spent with loved ones. happy happy happy Christmas.”

 

For me, the spirit of Christmas means being happy and giving freely. It’s a tradition for all the kids in the family to help mom decorate the tree. Christmas is all about family, eating, drinking, and making merry.” (Malaika Arora Khan)

 

I love spending time with my family and friends during the holidays, and my favorite holiday tradition would be the pozole that my mom makes almost every Christmas. It’s the best!”  (Becky G)

 

 

Naughty Christmas Phrases

Christmas is not just only for the little angels but for the little devils as well. By the devil, I mean, people who like to get a little naughty sometimes. These naughty creatures wouldn’t want to feel left out from the Christmas greetings. Make sure that you have that naughty touch in your Christmas cards to make them wholesome.

we have assembled a list of Best Naughty Christmas Phrases

 

Be Naughty. Save Santa the Trip.

 

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

 

What kind of fish do they have at the North Pole? Jollyfish!

 

What does a cranky sheep say at Christmastime? Baa humbug!

 

“I asked Santa to Put You Under My Tree This Morning. Where Are You? LOL”

 

It’s All Fun and Games ‘Til Santa Checks the Naughty List.

 

Don’t forget your buddies at Christmastime. Bros before ho ho ho’s.

 

What does a festive sheep say at Christmastime? Fleece Navidad!

 

I’m pining for a Christmas tree to spruce up the place.

 

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (Spike Jones song)

 

Some people love eggnog, while others find it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

 

Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas!

 

Some people love eggnog, while others find it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

 

The Weather Outside is Frightful, But The Fire Is So Delightful

 

Are you part of the Inn crowd or are you one of the Stable few?

 

Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas!

 

We all know that Santa Claus brings gifts to children, but who brings gifts for the pets? Santa Paws!

 

Did you hear about the kid who wouldn’t eat broken candy canes? He wouldn’t take them unless they were in mint condition!

 

Did you hear about the amorous couple whose car stalled on Christmas Eve? They got a mistle-tow!

 

 

Christmas Tree Phrases

 

Done up like a Christmas tree.

 

“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”

 

Christmas Gifts, Christmas Trees, Christmas is the time to please.

 

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.

 

The perfect Christmas tree, all Christmas trees are perfect.

 

“I grew up with a Christmas tree, I’m going to stay with a Christmas tree.” – Thomas Menino

 

“Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.” – Matt Barr

 

“Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.” – (Bill Bryson)

 

“A Christmas tree–the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.” – (Jay Leno)

 

“A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on” – John Stott

 

“my beer drunk soul is sadder than all the dead Christmas trees of the world.” – Charles Bukowski

 

“The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.” – Tess Gerritsen

 

“If my Valentine you won’t be; I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.” – Ernest Hemingway

 

“They’ve got plastic Christmas trees now. They’re hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.” – Milton Berle

 

“If God consistently sent lightning bolts in response to bad doctrine, our planet would sparkle nightly like a Christmas tree.” – Philip Yancey

 

The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There’s a kind of glory to them when they’re all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.

 

“The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children, and the one you love.”

 

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde.

 

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hillis.

 

“Don’t measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!”

 

“The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There’s a kind of glory to them when they’re all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.”

 

“Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.” – Greg Fitzsimmons

 

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Bill Vaughan

 

“November, I’ll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you’re the present beneath my Christmas tree.” – Neil Sedaka

 

“Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin – inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.” – John J. Geddes

 

“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.” – Unknown

 

“The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.” – Tess Gerritsen

 

“The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.” – Unknown

 

“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.” – Maya Angelou

 

“You don’t want your jewelry to make you look fat. A lot of what’s out there now does – you just wind up looking like a Christmas tree.” – Padma Lakshmi

 

“I love Christmas tree bulbs, and I started putting them in my paintings. You’ve got to plug this painting in, and it’s got a rig in the back so that each one can be replaced if it burns out.” – David Lynch

 

“If I want to put a Christmas tree in my yard, or three crosses for the crucifixion story, that’s fine. But if I try to use public property or a public school as a way to impress my religion on other people, I think that violates the constitution.” – John Shelby Spong

 

Where The Treetops Glisten and Children Listen to Hear Sleigh Bells In The Snow.

 

“Our task is to stand tall in God’s love, secure in our place, sparkling in kindness, surrounded by his goodness, freely giving to all who come our way. You, me, and the Christmas tree. Picked, purchased, and pruned.” – Max Lucado

 

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor

 

“Make your plate look like a Christmas tree,” I tell people, “mostly green with splashes of other bright colors.” – Victoria Moran

 

“Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.” – Greg Fitzsimmons

 

“Now I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.” – Orson Welles

 

“I manage a toast to the Christmas tree and one to the sweet absurdity in the miracle of the verb to be. Lucky you, lucky me.” – Miller Williams

 

“I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.” – Milton Berle

 

“It is the custom to sneer at the modern apartment-house, television, big-city Christmas, with its commercial taint . . . office parties, artificial . . . Christmas trees . . . but future generations in search of their lost Christmases may well remember its innocence; yes, and its beauty, too.” – Paul Gallico

 

“Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.” – T. S. Eliot

 

“While I was walking I passed these two guys that were unloading this big Christmas tree of a truck. One guy, kept saying to the other guy, ‘Hold the sonunvabitch up! Hold it up, for Chrissake!’ It certainly was a gorgeous way to talk about a Christmas tree.” – J. D. Salinger

 

“Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard, or too sad when you’ve got a Christmas tree in the living room. All those presents under it, all that anticipation. Just a way of saying there’s always light and hope in the world.” – Nora Roberts

 

“Adults who still derive childlike pleasure from hanging gifts of a ready-made education on the Christmas tree of a child waiting outside the door to life do not realize how unreceptive they are making the children to everything that constitutes the true surprise of life.” – ( Karl Kraus)

 

“The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty.” – Andy Rooney

 

“I have been looking on, this evening, at a merry company of children assembled round that pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree. The tree was planted in the middle of a great round table and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitude of little tapers, and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright objects.” – Unknown

 

 

Religious Christmas Phrases

Religious Christmas phrases are part of the article so that we could help you keep alive the original aim of it. The religious lens is necessary to keep the spirit of Christmas intact. If not, then it is all going to be just about tradition without any meaning. The meaning is Significant for any festival to take place in its full spirit and leave an impact.

 

Asleep with Jesus

 

For Christ’s sake

 

Gentle Jesus, meek and mild

 

Come to Jesus

 

Every Time A Bell Rings an Angel Gets His Wings

 

Christmas is a time to believe in things you can’t see

 

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It Begin with Me

 

Oh by Golly Have a Holly Jolly Christmas This Year

 

It’s Christmas in the Heart That Puts Christmas in the Air

 

Christmas is joy, religious joy, an inner joy of light and peace.

 

Where meek souls will receive Him still, the dear Christ enters in.

 

The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is Singing Loud for All to Hear

 

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”

 

To prepare our hearts for Christmas, we must cultivate the spirit of expectancy.”

 

For Unto You Is Born This Day in The City Of David A Savior Which Is Christ The Lord

 

And His Name Shall Be Called Wonderful, Counselor, All Mighty God, The Everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

 

God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If he gives us the gift of Christmas it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it.

 

We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice.

 

The great challenge left to us is to cut through all the glitz and glam of the season that has grown increasingly secular and commercial and be reminded of the beauty of the One who is Christmas.

 

Who can add to Christmas? The perfect motive is that God so loved the world. The perfect gift is that He gave His Only Son. The only requirement is to believe in Him. The reward of faith is that you shall have everlasting life

 

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

 

Faith is salted and peppered through everything at Christmas. And I love at least one night by the Christmas tree to sing and feel the quiet holiness of that time that’s set apart to celebrate love, friendship, and God’s gift of the Christ child

 

God grant you the light in Christmas, which is faith; the warmth of Christmas, which is love; the radiance of Christmas, which is purity; the righteousness of Christmas, which is justice; the belief in Christmas, which is truth; the all of Christmas, which is Christ.

 

“Ultimately, Santa is here to teach us about giving unconditionally. That’s why he visits so many children. But when kids get older they don’t need him as much because they have already learned the lesson and have started giving to others just as Santa gave to them.”

 

 

Christmas Holiday Phrases

The holiday season is contained in many grandeur events. Christmas is also part of it, most people make the holiday all about Christmas. So If you are planning to send Cards pre-Christmas and in general excited about the holiday season, these phrases are for you.

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

 

Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

 

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other

 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Let us celebrate by spreading goodwill and Christmas cheer!

 

May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with laughter.

 

Whatever is beautiful, whatever is meaningful, whatever brings happiness, may it be yours this holiday season and throughout the coming year.

 

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps… means a little bit more

 

 

Famous Christmas Phrases

The most famous ones are the ones which you must have heard once or let’s be real, every year in your life. These phrases are said by celebrities and used on social media, cards, or in shops. They do bring that trendy Christmas vibes.

Here is a collection of Trendy Famous Christmas Phrases

 

Keep calm Christmas is coming.

 

Prepare your ears, Christmas music is coming.

 

You are either a little late or very, very early.

 

“Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.” (Edna Ferber)

 

“All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.”  (Maud Lindsay)

 

Christmas is coming, keep calm and carry on accounting.

 

Galgo, you might want to get out of that seat. Christmas is coming.

 

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” (Calvin Coolidge)

 

“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”  (Dr. Seuss)

 

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality. (Washington Irving)

 

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” (Charles Dickens)

 

“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” (Eric Sevareid)

 

You better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town.

 

“Santa only comes to those who believe. He doesn’t care if you believe in him or not, and he’s not trying to make anyone believe who doesn’t believe. If you don’t believe, he just skips your house.” (Jenn-Anne)

 

“To say there is no Santa Claus is the most erroneous statement in the world. Santa Claus is a thought that is passed from generation to generation. After a time, this thought takes on a human form. Maybe if all children and adults understand the symbolism of this thought we can actually attain Peace on Earth and goodwill to men everywhere.” (Charles W.Howard)

 

 

The more the merrier. That is why we brought a vast collection of Christmas phrases to add a great phrase to your Christmas cards. Christmas is all about sharing, giving, and receiving. It should not strictly be Gifts, but it could be simple words. A simple expression can make someone feel happy and special, so why restrain our words. These phrases bring joy and comfort to the faces who go through the practicalities of life all year long and let them know how much you care.

 

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150 Inspirational Rumi Quotes & Sayings

In this post, you will find 150 Inspirational Rumi Quotes and Sayings.

 

Rumi Quotes

 

“What you seek is seeking you.”

 

“Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.”

 

“If all you can do is crawl, start crawling.”

 

“There is a voice that doesn’t use words, listen.”

 

“Let silence take you to the core of life.”

 

“Let the beauty we love be what we do.”

 

“Let silence be the art you practice.”

 

“Whatever lifts the corners of your mouth, trust that.”

 

“In the blackest of your moments, wait with no fear.”

 

“Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love.”

 

“The lion is most handsome when looking for food.”

 

“I lost my hat while gazing at the moon, and then I lost my mind.”

 

“The whole universe is contained within a single human being – you.”

 

“Let yourself be silently drawn by the stronger pull of what you really love.”

 

“You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean, in a drop.”

 

“Life is balance of holding on and letting go.”

 

“These pains you feel are messengers. Listen to them.”

 

“Don’t be satisfied with stories, how things have gone with others. Unfold your own myth.”

 

“My soul is from elsewhere, I’m sure of that, and I intend to end up there.”

 

“Beauty surrounds us, but usually we need to be walking in a garden to know it.”

 

“Whether one moves slowly or with speed, the one who is a seeker will be a finder.”

 

“When the world pushes you to your knees, you’re in the perfect position to pray.”

 

“Don’t wait any longer. Dive in the ocean, leave and let the sea be you.”

 

“By God, when you see your beauty you will be the idol of yourself.”

 

“Let us carve gems out of our stony hearts and let them light our path to love.”

 

“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”

 

“The message behind the words is the voice of the heart.”

 

“Love is an emerald. Its brilliant light wards off dragons on this treacherous path.”

 

“You are not one you are a thousand. Just light your lantern.”

 

“In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves.”

 

“Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.”

 

“I am not this hair, I am not this skin, I am the soul that lives within.”

 

“Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.”

 

“It’s your road and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you.”

 

“There are hundreds of ways to kneel and kiss the ground.”

 

“I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.”

 

“When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.”

 

“Whoever has heart’s doors wide open, could see the sun itself in every atom.”

 

“Discard yourself and thereby regain yourself. Spread the trap of humility and ensnare love.”

 

“Be full of sorrow, that you may become hill of joy; weep, that you may break into laughter.”

 

“All that you think is rain is not. Behind the veil angels sometimes weep.”

 

“You are not meant for crawling, so don’t. You have wings. Learn to use them and fly.”

 

“Wisdom tells us we are not worthy; love tells us we are. My life flows between the two.”

 

“Start a huge, foolish project, like Noah…it makes absolutely no difference what people think of you.”

 

“There is no salvation for the soul but to fall in love. Only lovers can escape out of these two worlds.”

 

“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”

 

“This is what love does and continues to do. It tastes like honey to adults and milk to children.”

 

“Seek the wisdom that will untie your knot. Seek the path that demands your whole being.”

 

“I once had a thousand desires. But in my one desire to know you all else melted away.”

 

“Anyone who genuinely and consistently with both hands looks for something, will find it.”

 

“If you love someone, you are always joined with them – in joy, in absence, in solitude, in strife.”

 

“Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out.”

 

“This sky where we live is no place to lose your wings so love, love, love.”

 

“Very little grows on jagged rock. Be ground. Be crumbled, so wild flowers will come up where you are.”

 

“Don’t dismiss the heart, even if it’s filled with sorrow. God’s treasures are buried in broken hearts.”

 

“When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it.”

 

“Be a lamp, or a lifeboat, or a ladder. Help someone’s soul heal. Walk out of your house like a shepherd.”

 

“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”

 

“Join the community of saints and know the delight of your own soul. Enter the ruins of your heart and learn the meaning of humility.”

 

“Peaceful is the one who’s not concerned with having more or less. Unbound by name and fame, he is free from sorrow from the world and mostly from himself.”

 

“Grief can be the garden of compassion. If you keep your heart open through everything, your pain can become your greatest ally in your life’s search for love and wisdom.”

 

“Everyone has been made for some particular work, and the desire for that work has been put in every heart.”

 

“Whoever finds love beneath hurt and grief disappears into emptiness with a thousand new disguises.”

 

“This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.”

 

“Do good to the people for the sake of God or for the peace of your own soul that you may always see what is pure and save your heart from the darkness of hate.”

 

“There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled. There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled. You feel it, don’t you?”

 

“If you could get rid of yourself just once, the secret of secrets would open to you. The face of the unknown, hidden beyond the universe would appear on the mirror of your perception.”

 

“The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.”

 

“Make peace with the universe. Take joy in it. It will turn to gold. Resurrection will be now. Every moment, a new beauty.”

 

“Achieve some perfection yourself, so that you may not fall into sorrow by seeing the perfection in others.”

 

“Those who don’t feel this love pulling them like a river, those who don’t drink dawn like a cup of springwater or take in sunset like a supper, those who don’t want to change, let them sleep.”

 

“Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.”

 

“Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and twice as beautiful as you’d ever imagined.”

 

“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”

 

“If in thirst you drink water from a cup, you see God in it. Those who are not in love with God will see only their own faces in it.”

 

“I have no companion but Love, no beginning, no end, no dawn. The soul calls from within me: ‘You, ignorant of the way of Love, set me free.”

 

“To become spiritual, you must die to self, and come alive in the Lord. Only then will the mysteries of God fall from your lips. To die to self through self-discipline causes suffering but brings you everlasting life.”

 

“Lovers have heartaches that can’t be cured by drugs or sleep, or games, but only by seeing their beloved.”

 

“There is a loneliness more precious than life. There is a freedom more precious than the world. Infinitely more precious than life and the world is that moment when one is alone with God.”

 

“On the path of love, we are neither masters nor the owners of our lives. We are only a brush in the hand of the master painter.”

 

“Knock, and He’ll open the door. Vanish, and He’ll make you shine like the sun. Fall, and He’ll raise you to the heavens. Become nothing, and He’ll turn you into everything.”

 

“I have been a seeker and I still am, but I stopped asking the books and the stars. I started listening to the teaching of my Soul.”

 

“Sit quietly and listen for a voice that will say, “Be more silent.” As that happens, your soul starts to revive.”

 

“Observe the wonders as they occur around you. Don’t claim them. Feel the artistry moving through and be silent. Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes around in another form.”

 

“Now be silent. Let the One who creates the words speak. He made the door. He made the lock. He also made the key.”

 

“Something opens our wings. Something makes boredom and hurt disappear. Someone fills the cup in front of us: We taste only sacredness.”

 

“Ways of worshipping are not to be ranked as better or worse than one another… It’s all praise, and it’s all right.”

 

“Oh! Joy for he who has escaped from this world of perfumes and color! For beyond these colors and these perfumes, these are other colors in the heart and the soul.”

 

“We are all the same… all the same… longing to find our way back… back to the One… back to the only One!”

 

“Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment. Cleverness is mere opinion. Bewilderment brings intuitive knowledge.”

 

“God turns you from one feeling to another and teaches by means of opposites so that you will have two wings to fly, not one.”

 

“Be grateful for your life, every detail of it, and your face will come to shine like a sun, and everyone who sees it will be made glad and peaceful.”

 

“Every need brings what’s needed. Pain bears its cure like a child. Having nothing produces provisions. Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.”

 

“The illuminated life can happen now, in the moments left. Die to your ego, and become a true human being.”

 

“The spirit is so near that you can’t see it! But reach for it… don’t be a jar, full of water, whose rim is always dry. Don’t be the rider who gallops all night and never sees the horse that is beneath him.”

 

“Travelers, it is late. Life’s sun is going to set. During these brief days that you have strength, be quick and spare no effort of your wings.”

 

“My words are like a ship, and the sea is their meaning. Come to me and I will take you to the depths of spirit. I will meet you there.”

 

“Be a helpful friend, and you will become a green tree with always new fruit, always deeper journeys into love.”

 

“In each moment the fire rages, it will burn away a hundred veils. And carry you a thousand steps toward your goal.”

 

“Stay with friends who support you in these. Talk with them about sacred texts, and how you are doing, and how they are doing, and keep your practices together.”

 

“Anything which is more than our necessity is Poison. It may be power, wealth, hunger, ego, greed, laziness, love, ambition, hate or anything.”

 

“A warm, rainy day-this is how it feels when friends get together. Friend refreshes friend then, as flowers do each other’s, in a spring rain.”

 

“Take someone who doesn’t keep score, who’s not looking to be richer, or afraid of losing, who has not the slightest interest even in his own personality: he’s free.”

 

“All people on the planet are children, except for a very few. No one is grown up except those free of desire.”

 

“Poetry can be dangerous, especially beautiful poetry, because it gives the illusion of having had the experience without actually going through it.”

 

“This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. Then death comes like dawn, and you wake up laughing at what you thought was your grief.”

 

“There is a life-force within your soul, seek that life. There is a gem in the mountain of your body, seek that mine. O traveller, if you are in search of that, don’t look outside, look inside yourself and seek that.”

 

“Don’t be sad! Because God sends hope in the most desperate moments. Don’t forget, the heaviest rain comes out of the darkest clouds.”

 

“In their seeking, wisdom and madness are one and the same. On the path of love, friend and stranger are one and the same.”

 

“Sorrow… It pulls up the rotten roots, so that new roots hidden beneath have room to grow. Whatever sorrow shakes from your heart, far better things will take their place.”

 

“You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with greatness. You were born with wings. You are not meant for crawling, so don’t. You have wings. Learn to use them and fly.”

 

“This silence, this moment, every moment, if it’s genuinely inside you, brings what you need. There’s nothing to believe. Only when I stopped believing in myself did I come into this beauty. Sit quietly, and listen for a voice that will say, ‘Be more silent.’ Die and be quiet. Quietness is the surest sign that you’ve died. Your old life was a frantic running from silence. Move outside the tangle of fear-thinking. Live in silence.”

 

“Love is the water of life. Everything other than love for the most beautiful God is agony of the spirit, though it be sugar-eating. What is agony of the spirit? To advance toward death without seizing hold of the water of life.”

 

“Oh soul, you worry too much. You have seen your own strength. You have seen your own beauty. You have seen your golden wings. Of anything less, why do you worry? You are in truth the soul, of the soul, of the soul.”

 

“Whatever happens to you, don’t fall in despair. Even if all the doors are closed, a secret path will be there for you that no one knows. You can’t see it yet but so many paradises are at the end of this path…Be grateful! It is easy to thank after obtaining what you want, thank before having what you want.”

 

“This being human is a guest house. Every morning is a new arrival. A joy, a depression, a meanness, some momentary awareness comes as an unexpected visitor… Welcome and entertain them all. Treat each guest honorably. The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in. Be grateful for whoever comes, because each has been sent as a guide from beyond.”

 

“Be like the sun for grace and mercy. Be like the night to cover others’ faults. Be like running water for generosity. Be like death for rage and anger. Be like the Earth for modesty. Appear as you are. Be as you appear.”

 

“Sorrow prepares you for joy. It violently sweeps everything out of your house, so that new joy can find space to enter. It shakes the yellow leaves from the bough of your heart, so that fresh, green leaves can grow in their place.”

 

“When you go through a hard period, when everything seems to oppose you, when you feel you cannot even bear one more minute, never give up! Because it is the time and place that the course will divert!”

 

“When I run after what I think I want, my days are a furnace of distress and anxiety; If I sit in my own place of patience, what I need flows to me, and without any pain. From this I understand that what I want also wants me, is looking for me and attracting me. There is a great secret in this for anyone who can grasp it.”

 

 

Rumi Poems About Love & Life

 

“The Privileged Lovers”

 

The moon has become a dancer

at this festival of love.

This dance of light,

This sacred blessing,

This divine love,

beckons us

to a world beyond

only lovers can see

with their eyes of fiery passion.

They are the chosen ones

who have surrendered.

Once they were particles of light

now they are the radiant sun.

They have left behind

the world of deceitful games.

They are the privileged lovers

who create a new world

with their eyes of fiery passion.

 

“The Meaning of Love”

 

Both light and shadow

are the dance of Love.

Love has no cause;

it is the astrolabe of  secrets.

Lover and Loving are inseparable

and timeless.

Although I may try to describe Love

when I experience it I am speechless.

Although I may try to write about Love

I am rendered helpless;

my pen breaks and the paper slips away

at the ineffable place

where Lover, Loving and Loved are one.

Every moment is made glorious

by the light of Love.

 

“Do You Love Me?”

 

A lover asked his beloved,

Do you love yourself more

than you love me?

The beloved replied,

I have died to myself

and I live for you.

I’ve disappeared from myself

and my attributes.

I am present only for you.

I have forgotten all my learning,

but from knowing you

I have become a scholar.

I have lost all my strength,

but from your power

I am able.

If I love myself

I love you.

If I love you

I love myself.

 

“Gone to the Unseen”

 

At last you have departed and gone to the Unseen.

What marvelous route did you take from this world?

Beating your wings and feathers,

you broke free from this cage.

Rising up to the sky

you attained the world of the soul.

You were a prized falcon trapped by an Old Woman.

Then you heard the drummer’s call

and flew beyond space and time.

As a lovesick nightingale, you flew among the owls.

Then came the scent of the rosegarden

and you flew off to meet the Rose.

The wine of this fleeting world

caused your head to ache.

Finally, you joined the tavern of Eternity.

Like an arrow, you sped from the bow

and went straight for the bull’s eye of bliss.

This phantom world gave you false signs

But you turned from the illusion

and journeyed to the land of truth.

You are now the Sun –

what need have you for a crown?

You have vanished from this world –

what need have you to tie your robe?

I’ve heard that you can barely see your soul.

But why look at all? –

yours is now the Soul of Souls!

O heart, what a wonderful bird you are.

Seeking divine heights,

Flapping your wings,

you smashed the pointed spears of your enemy.

The flowers flee from Autumn, but not you –

You are the fearless rose

that grows amidst the freezing wind.

Pouring down like the rain of heaven

you fell upon the rooftop of this world.

Then you ran in every direction

and escaped through the drain spout . . .

Now the words are over

and the pain they bring is gone.

Now you have gone to rest

in the arms of the Beloved.

 

“Love is the cure”

 

Love is the cure,

for your pain will keep giving birth to more pain

until your eyes constantly exhale love

as effortlessly as your body yields its scent.”

 

“I Throw it All Away”

 

You play with the great globe of union,

you that see everyone so clearly

and cannot be seen. Even universal

intelligence gets blurry when it thinks

you may leave. You came here alone,

but you create hundreds of new worlds.

Spring is a peacock flirting with

revelation. The rose gardens flame.

Ocean enters the boat. I throw

it all away, except this love for Shams.

 

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150 Inspirational Hard Work Quotes & Sayings

In this post, you will find 150 Inspirational Hard Work Quotes & Sayings.

 

Hard Work Quotes & Sayings

 

“Set goals. Say prayers. Work hard” – Unknown

 

“No one ever drowned in sweat.” – Unknown

 

“Good things happen to those who hustle.” – Anais Nin

 

“I love people, and the hustle.” – Gary Vaynerchuk

 

“The dream is free. The hustle is sold separately.” – Unknown

 

“Don’t complain. Just work harder” – Unknown

 

“I’m a firm believer in the hustle game.” – Eric Snow

 

“All wealth is the product of labor.” – John Locke

 

“Hustle beats talent when talent doesn’t hustle” – Ross Simmonds

 

“I learned the value of hard work by working hard.” – Margaret Mead

 

“My hustle is nonstop. I never stop hustling.” – Young Jeezy

 

“There is no substitute for hard work.” – Thomas A. Edison

 

“Don’t stop when you’re tired, stop when you’re done” – Unknown

 

“Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.” — Gordon B. Hinckley

 

“I learned the value of hard work by working hard.” – Margaret Mead

 

“Without hustle, talent will only carry you so far.” – Gary Vaynerchuk

 

“Focused, hard work is the real key to success.” – John Carmack

 

“Work harder than you think you did yesterday” – Unknown

 

“See, winners embrace hard work.” – Lou Holtz

 

“I’d rather hustle 24/7 than slave 9 to 5.” – Unknown

 

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.” – Harry Golden

 

“There is only one way to success. It’s called hard work.” – Unknown

 

“Reality is easy. It’s deception that’s the hard work.” – Lauryn Hill

 

“Hustle in silence and let your success make the noise.” – Unknown

 

“Luck is great, but most of life is hard work.” – Iain Duncan Smith

 

“Always be the hardest worker in the room” – Unknown

 

“Hard work always wins in the end.” – Lucas Till

 

“There’s a lot of females that hustle, just like men hustle.” – Fetty Wap

 

“I enjoy hard work; I love setting goals and achieving them.” – Jewel

 

“Stop doubting yourself, work hard and make it happen” – Unknown

 

“I think hard work is what gets most people to the top.” – Rupert Sheldrake

 

“You can’t get there by bus, only by hard work and risk” – Alan Alda

 

“It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.” – Babe Ruth

 

“Invest in your dreams. Grind now. Shine later.”– Unknown

 

“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” ― Beverly Sills

 

“I like to work hard and see the results of my hard work.” – Erin Heatherton

 

“Hustle is the most important word. Ever” – Gary Vaynerchuk

 

“Like I said, repetition in practice and hard work.” – Jerry Rice

 

“Don’t stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns

 

“Hard work always pays off, whatever you do.” – Dustin Lynch

 

“My entire life can be summed up in four word: I hustled. I conquered.” – Unknown

 

“Self-belief and hard work will always earn you success.” – Virat Kohli

 

“Good things come to those who work their asses off and never give up.” – Unknown

 

“For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.” – Jessica Savitch

 

“You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic” – Unknown

 

“It took several years of hard work in small roles before I attained stardom.” – Bela Lugosi

 

“Nothing worth having comes easy.” – Theodore Roosevelt” – Theodore Roosevelt

 

“Like basketball, fashion is hard work.” – Amar’e Stoudemire

 

“Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you” – Mark Cuban

 

“Well, I realized finally that all of the hard work paid off.” – David Naughton

 

“I’m a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it” – Thomas Jefferson

 

“Hard work and a good education will take you further than any government program.” – Aaron Schock

 

“Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.” – Unknown

 

“I have achieved everything through either hard work or luck.” – Sandra Bullock

 

“The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.” – Unknown

 

“Success has a lot to do with luck, but it also involves a lot of real hard work.” – Jerry Cantrell

 

“The harder you work for something, the greater you’ll feel when you achieve it” – Unknown

 

“Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.” – Anne Frank

 

“Working hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.” – Byron Dorgan

 

“Without hard work and discipline, it is difficult to be a top professional.” – Jahangir Khan

 

“Success for an athlete follows many years of hard work and dedication.” – Michael Diamond

 

“Let them sleep while you grind. Let them party while you work. The difference will show.” – Unknown

 

“There is simply no substitute for hard work when it comes to achieving success.” – Heather Bresch

 

“Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven’t planted.” – David Bly

 

“Through hard work, perseverance and a faith in God, you can live your dreams.” – Ben Carson

 

“What you lack in talent can be made up with desire, hustle and giving 110% all the time.” – Don Zimmer

 

“We live in the kind of society where, in almost all cases, hard work is rewarded.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

“Work hard! In the end, passion and hard work beats out natural talent.” – Pete Docter

 

“Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win.” – Nadia Comaneci

 

“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.” – Abraham Lincoln

 

“When you think about your heritage, you think about toughness and hard work.” – Jeff Garcia

 

“I don’t have any formula. I just work with my heart, putting in a lot of hard work.” – Ranbir Kapoor

 

“My career has been successful, but it’s been a grind of hard work.” – Emmanuelle Chriqui

 

“Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.” – Ann Landers

 

“I have had lots of luck in my career but there has also been a lot of hard work.” – Maria Sharapova

 

“I always hustled to make money and pay for school. I was never afraid of hard work.” – Tom Freston

 

“Whatever muscles I have are the product of my own hard work and nothing else.” – Evelyn Ashford

 

“I’m living everyday like a hustle. Another drug to juggle. Another day, another struggle.” – Notorious BIG

 

“I do not know anyone who has got to the top without hard work. That is the recipe. It will not always get you to the top, but should get you pretty near.” – Margaret Thatcher

 

“You need three things to win: discipline, hard work and, before everything maybe, commitment. No one will make it without those three.” – Haile Gebrselassie

 

“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing

 

“A good idea is about ten percent and implementation and hard work, and luck is 90 percent.” – Guy Kawasaki

 

“Once you have commitment, you need the discipline and hard work to get you there.” – Haile Gebrselassie

 

“When I meet successful people, I ask 100 questions as to what they attribute their success to. It is usually the same: persistence, hard work and hiring good people.” – Kiana Tom

 

“When you put a lot of hard work into one goal and you achieve it, that’s a really good feeling.” – Derek Jeter

 

“Focused. I’m a hustler. And my hustle is trying to figure out the best ways to do what I like without having to do much else.” – Mos Def

 

“Hard work pays off – hard work beats talent any day, but if you’re talented and work hard, it’s hard to be beat.” – Robert Griffin III

 

“The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.” – Maxine Hong Kingston

 

“We all naturally want to become successful… we also want to take shortcuts. And it’s easy to do so, but you can never take away the effort of hard work and discipline and sacrifice.” – Apolo Ohno

 

“The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.” – Vince Lombardi

 

“The dream doesn’t lie in victimization or blame; it lies in hard work, determination and a good education.” – Alphonso Jackson

 

“I do not believe in excuses. I believe in hard work as the prime solvent of life’s problems.” – James Cash Penney

 

“Football teaches you hard work. It takes a lot of unspectacular preparation to have spectacular results in both business and football.” -Roger Staubach

 

“I want to be remembered like Pete Rose ‘Charlie Hustle.’ I want people to say, ‘Wherever he was, he was always giving it his all.” – Walter Payton

 

“I have a fear of public speaking. It’s very hard work. Words are not my skill, and because they’re not my skill, I have to work doubly hard.” – Kerry Stokes

 

“When people see a legend, they call it a legend. But to be a legend, it’s a lot of hard work and patience.” – Burning Spear

 

If four things are followed – having a great aim, acquiring knowledge, hard work, and perseverance – then anything can be achieved.” – A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

 

“A dream doesn’t become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.” – Colin Powell

 

“As an older and wiser man, I don’t believe in luck. I believe in hard work and talent and determination.” – Dexter Fletcher

 

“I’d like to show people that if you put the hard work in and you believe in yourself, then you can do whatever you want to.” – Oscar Pistorius

 

“My hard work and excellent training entitled me to be a better actress than some of my competitors.” – Pola Negri

 

“Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.” – Stephen King

 

“If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it would not seem so wonderful at all.” – Michelangelo Buonarroti

 

“I believe in work, hard work, and long hours of work. Men do not breakdown from overwork, but from worry and dissipation.” – Charles Evans Hughes

 

“…talent means nothing, while experience, acquired in humility and with hard work, means everything.” – Patrick Süskind, writer

 

“Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence.” – Colin Powell

 

“A dream doesn’t become a reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.” – Colin Powell

 

“Winners embrace hard work. They love the discipline of it, the trade-off they’re making to win. Losers, on the other hand, see it as punishment. And that’s the difference.” – Lou Holtz

 

“You can’t cheat the grind, it knows how much you have invested, it won’t give you anything you haven’t worked for.” – Anonymous

 

“Some hustle for respect. Some hustle for love. Others hustle for truth. We all hustle to survive.” – Unknown

 

“Working hard becomes a habit, a serious kind of fun. You get self-satisfaction from pushing yourself to the limit, knowing that all the effort is going to pay off.” – Anonymous

 

“Hard work – I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn’t fly. It’s all in the practice. It does take work and it ain’t easy – but man, the rewards!” – Susan Powter

 

“When you live for a strong purpose, then hard work isn’t an option. It’s a necessity.” – Steve Pavlina

 

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.” – Colin Powell

 

“Never expect anyone to give you what you want. Work hard, show some dedication and go get it yourself.” – Anonymous

 

“It is hard work to be good when you are very little and very hungry, and have many sticks to beat you, and no mother’s lips to kiss you.” – Ouida

 

“The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.” — Barack Obama

 

“The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Work is the key to success, and hard work can help you accomplish anything.” – Vince Lombardi

 

“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.” — Barack Obama

 

“It’s hard work making movies. It’s like being a doctor: you work long hours, very hard hours, and it’s emotional, tense work. If you don’t really love it, then it ain’t worth it.” – George Lucas

 

“The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.” — Thomas A. Edison

 

“Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication.” – Gail Devers

 

“I do not know anyone who has got to the top without hard work. That is the recipe. It will not always get you to the top, but it should get you pretty near.” — Margaret Thatcher

 

“I played the game one way. I gave it everything I had. It doesn’t take any ability to hustle.” – Wade Boggs

 

“When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So, I did ten times more work.” — George Bernard Shaw

 

“The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it’s possible to achieve the American dream.” – Tommy Hilfiger

 

“I’ve got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.” — Larry Bird

 

“The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.” – Thomas A. Edison

 

“Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.” – Newt Gingrich

 

“When I started flirting with the hustle, failure became my ex. Now engaged to the game and married to success.” – Unknown

 

“Inspiration is one thing and you can’t control it, but hard work is what keeps the ship moving. Good luck means, work hard. Keep up the good work.” – Kevin Eubanks

 

“My store, Wine Library, outsells big national chains. How do you think we do it? It started with hustle. I always say that our success wasn’t due to my hundreds of online videos about wine that went viral, but to the hours I spent talking to people online afterward, making connections and building relationships.” – Gary Vaynerchuk

 

“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.” — Steve Jobs

 

“There is no substitute for hard work. There is a little luck along the way, but there is no substitute for really super-hard work, first in, last out. Mary Callahan Erdoesk. There is a little luck along the way, but there is no substitute for really super-hard work, first in, last out.” – Mary Callahan Erdoes

 

“To be a champion, I think you have to see the big picture. It’s not about winning and losing; it’s about every day hard work and about thriving on a challenge. It’s about embracing the pain that you’ll experience at the end of a race and not being afraid. I think people think too hard and get afraid of a certain challenge.” – Summer Sanders

 

“Sporting success doesn’t happen by accident. It takes hard work and determination on the part of the individual athletes. And it also takes investment in facilities and training support.” – Nicola Sturgeon

 

“Nothing can substitute for just plain hard work. I had to put in the time to get back. And it was a grind. It meant training and sweating every day. But I was completely committed to working out to prove to myself that I still could do it.” – Andre Agassi

 

“I love what I’m doing most of the time, but it’s hard work. People only see your albums in the charts. They see us at award shows and after-show parties. They don’t know about your doubts, the hard work that goes in.” – Gavin Rossdale

 

“I know you’ve heard it a thousand times before. But it’s true – hard work pays off. If you want to be good, you have to practice, practice, practice. If you don’t love something, then don’t do it.” – Ray Bradbury

 

“You have a little bit of talent, a certain amount of good fortune and a lot of hard work in pursuit of whatever truth you can find in it, and if you are really lucky, a terrific partner and I have that and those four things worked out for me.” – Donald Sutherland

 

“But for me to have the opportunity to stand in front of a bunch of executives and present myself, I had to hustle in my own way. I can’t tell you how frustrating it was that they didn’t get that. No joke – I’d leave meetings crying all the time.” – Kanye West

 

“Whenever you get to win, you feel the satisfaction of all of your hard work, all the sacrifices, all the blood, sweat and tears. It feels right and makes you realise that you are really doing the right thing.” – Abby Wambach

 

“Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you’re not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.” – David Rockefeller

 

“Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.” – Lucille Ball

 

“I just think a hustler’s ambition is that I never stop. I start off hustling and said I’ll never stop hustling. An ambitious hustler is the one to hustle the hustlers. When I grew up, my heroes were hustlers. Now I’m their hero.” – Young Jeezy

 

“My childhood was safe and sane. No abuse and no traumas. I was surrounded by a large and loving family who taught me the importance of hard work and a meaningful education.” – Ronnie James Dio

 

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