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100 Cute, Spooky And Funny Halloween Sayings

Halloween Sayings

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

Learn to live with your Fear.

Enter if you dare.

My blood type is Coffee.

Wishing you a very hunted Halloween.

Watching you a swift and smooth Flight.

Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.

Turn back if you want to live.

Don’t make me Flip my Witch Switch.

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

Whooo Wants Candy?

The blood is life.

Too cute to Spook!

Did someone say candy?

Keep calm and spook on!

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Evil owns this house.

I got bite by vampire and I liked it!

Eat, drink and be scary!

If the broom fits, fly it!

Ghostly Greetings!

If you’ve got it hunt it

Halloween is a real treat.

Come Haunt our House for Halloween!

We’re having a Monster Bash!

Happy Halloween where’s my candy?!

Trick or treat.

Casper won’t help you.

Can you be my Halloween treat.

If you want a tasty sweet.

I witch you a Happy Halloween.

Have a bootiful Halloween.

A hug a day keeps Monster away.

Happy Halloween, whatever you are!

We warned you.

Ghosts live here.

Go back before it is too late.

Say boo and scary on.

I put a spell on daddy.

It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!

Today I can be moody and be a little witch!

Wishing you a boo-tiful and woo-nderful Halloween full of treats!

Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.


Cute Halloween Sayings

Cute Halloween Sayings.

Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like haunting you.

Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.

Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!

Today I can be moody and be a little witch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.

Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!

Life with you is just getting boo-tter and better. Happy Halloween!

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Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

I’m a sexy ghoul and I know it.

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.

I have a sugar crush on you.


Funny Halloween Sayings

Funny Halloween Sayings.

May the ghost be with you.

I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.

Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?

A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?

I’d have to be a ghoul not to appreciate you. I love you my Frankenstein.

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

You are a bag full of treats!

Know why mummies never reveal their true age?

Halloween is the one time of year where grown women can dress like hookers and no one will care.

If you have no time to buy a costume, go to your Halloween party in a suit, and say you’re a hit man.

This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

You are scary beautiful! Enjoy your Halloween!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

With the recent vampire craze, it’s no longer cool to dress like one for Halloween. Thanks, Twilight.

And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!

Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!

May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.

May the ghost be with you. Happy Halloween!

Not resting in peace.

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

I am the ghost boo-ster! Happy Halloween!

When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.

Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.

May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!

Have fun witch hunting tonight.

You totally rock, GHOULFRIEND.

I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a boo night.


Scary Halloween Sayings

Spooky, Creepy and Scary Halloween Sayings.

Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

Have a horrifying, magical, blood-curdling and candy-filled bag Halloween!

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.

Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.

May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!

There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.

I’d kill for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!

May tonight be the darkest, scariest night of the year!


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