500 Funny Sports Slogans and Funny Sports Phrases

In this post, we are sharing a list of Funny Sports Slogans and Funny Sports Phrases. These funny sports slogans will put a smile on your face and lighten up your day.

You can use these slogans on t-shirts to make other people laugh also. Remember, playing any sports is necessary to remain fit & active. These slogans are only for fun.

 

 

Funny Sports Slogans

Just cheer

 

Keep calm idiots

 

Boxing after dark

 

This is how I roll

 

Fat guys try harder

 

I am the hockey Mom

 

I walk after sports

 

Don’t sit, get fit

 

Play good or go home

 

Trust me I am a Coach

 

Eat Sleep Play Repeat

 

Blink if u want to play

 

Play smarter not harder

 

Just Do it or go home 😛

 

Basketball, I can dig it

 

I love my wife and Sports

 

My warm-up is your workout

 

Fat chicks are not allowed

 

Your Netball team needs you

 

Champions are made not born

 

Couldn’t think of anything

 

Born to play, forced to work

 

We Don’t Fuck With You Musically

 

I am sexy because I am a sportsman

 

Victory requires payment in advance

 

I love it when my wife lets me play

 

Stop following me, I am a sportsman

 

Any of you Guys know the Rules?…. Nope

 

It never gets easier, you just get better

 

Don’t show me your Attitude, I have my Own

 

I will try to be good but there is no promise

 

 

Funny Baseball Slogans

Get good wood

 

Not now, Game’s ON

 

Swing for the fences

 

Life’s a pitch!

 

Shut up and pitch.

 

Stop bunting & Swing away

 

Hit hard, run fast, turn left

 

There’s no crying in baseball!

 

Intensity is not a perfume!

 

You’re killing me. Smalls.

 

Stressed, blessed & Baseball obsessed

 

Actions speak louder than coaches.

 

Actions speak louder than coaches.

 

Baseball = Another day in paradise.

 

Baseball makes me happy, You. Not so much

 

Babe Ruth is dead — Throw Strikes!

 

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes.

 

Thou shall not steal unless it’s baseball

 

7 days without baseball makes one weak.

 

If baseball was easy, they’d call it football

 

School is important, but baseball is importanter

 

We interrupt this family for baseball season.

 

Go ahead and swing and miss. Mom still loves you.

 

Keep swinging – my catcher likes the cool breeze.

 

With baseball, teach your kid to hit and steal skillfully.

 

Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of.

 

 

Funny Football Slogans

Roll tide!

 

Go all out

 

Make history

 

POWER SURGE.

 

Expect to win.

 

We smell FEAR.

 

R Team, R Town.

 

Always a wildcat

 

Fear the football

 

The power of one.

 

Rudy was Offsides.

 

Bring home the win!

 

Believe in yourself

 

Touchdown or nothing

 

Work hard, play hard

 

Believe and achieve.

 

No one plays like us.

 

Train hard, play hard.

 

Never settle for less.

 

Winning starts with you

 

Victory starts with you.

 

Intensity is not a perfume!

 

Football is a game of inches.

 

Winners train, losers complain.

 

Our blood, our sweat, your tears.

 

Actions speak louder than coaches.

 

Your Parents come to watch ME play.

 

Seven days without football makes one weak.

 

Hustle beats talent when talent fails to hustle.

 

We play for the team, not for the name on the back.

 

There’s only a little difference between Champs and Chumps.

 

Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of.

 

 

Funny Cricket Slogans

Catch us if you laugh!

 

Catch it like it’s hot!

 

Smiling through every match!

 

Bowling with a side of jokes!

 

Playing cricket the funny way!

 

Cricket with a side of humour!

 

Our jokes are our game-changers!

 

Up your game and your jokes too!

 

Hitting sixes and cracking jokes!

 

We’re the wit behind every wicket!

 

Laughing all the way to a victory!

 

We’ll bowl you over with laughter!

 

The funniest cricket team in town!

 

Batting and joking, our top skills!

 

Score runs and laughs with our team!

 

Crickets are chirping, and so are we!

 

Smile through every wide and no-ball!

 

Our team is all about wickets and wit!

 

We’ll score runs, and score laughs too!

 

Catch our jokes, and maybe the ball too!

 

Let’s have a ball, on the field and off!

 

Our cricket and jokes will make your day!

 

Cracking jokes and cracking cricket hits!

 

Get ready to laugh and play some cricket!

 

We’re not just swingin’, we’re joking too!

 

Good jokes and good cricket are our motto!

 

Hit them with the force of a thousand suns!

 

Jokes apart, our cricket is winning hearts!

 

We’ll make you laugh while we make you out!

 

If cricket made you laugh, we did it right!

 

We don’t play favourites, we just play funny!

 

A good game of cricket and even better jokes!

 

We’ll play cricket, and you bring the laughs!

 

We don’t just play cricket, we make it funny!

 

We don’t just win matches, we win smiles too!

 

The perfect combination of cricket and comedy!

 

Playing cricket like it’s a joke… literally!

 

Batting a hundred, and making you chuckle too!

 

Our cricket skills are as sharp as our humour!

 

Don’t just watch the game, join the jokes too!

 

Catch us if you can, and maybe a laugh or two!

 

Cricket’s not just a game, it’s a comedy show!

 

Jokes on us, but we take our cricket seriously!

 

Cricket’s not just fun, it’s hilarious with us!

 

You can catch the ball, but can you catch our jokes!

 

The best way to deal with a sticky wicket? Make a joke!

 

We’re not just playing cricket, we’re playing it funny!

 

On the field, we’re a team. Off the field, we’re comedians!

 

Our jokes might be wide, but our cricket’s always on point!

 

When the ball is in our court, the jokes never stop rolling!

 

 

Funny Dart Slogans

Ready, aim, fire!

 

How good are you?

 

Are you up for it?

 

Take your best shot!

 

Step up to the plate

 

Love darts? We do too!

 

The ultimate challenge

 

Think you can handle it?

 

Darts: the sport of kings!

 

Darts are not an easy task.

 

Put your skills to the test

 

A perfect score every time!

 

Take aim and make your mark.

 

It’s time to up your game!

 

Darts are not about fun only.

 

Point your darts at the stars.

 

Who’s ready to have a blast?

 

Bulls-eye! You’re a natural.

 

Darts tries to make you strong.

 

More than anything, I love Darts.

 

Let’s see what you’re made of

 

Think you’ve got what it takes?

 

Take your game to the next level.

 

Darts: not just for pubs anymore!

 

You can’t stay away from Darts.

 

Darts are a part of life forever.

 

Darts can be converted into a job.

 

Do not let anyone know your Darts.

 

Darts lives in my heart until now.

 

Knock him down to pick your Darts.

 

An entertainment purpose for Darts.

 

You can feel the pressure of Darts.

 

Let us help you sharpen your skills.

 

Darts is more about others than you.

 

Bullseye! You’re on target for fun!

 

Darts is my first love ever till now.

 

Hit your targets with our dartboards.

 

The perfect way to let off some steam.

 

The ultimate test of skill and accuracy.

 

Stick with us for all your darting needs!

 

There is another world outside your Darts.

 

Many world record Darts are there for you.

 

It requires your full focus to play Darts.

 

Don’t let Darts kill your precious time.

 

Darts are one thing and winning is another.

 

Darts is more concerned about their devices.

 

Competition in Darts gives you fame and name.

 

Hear the crowd go wild when you land a bullseye!

 

Darts: it’s not just for afternoon tea anymore!

 

Hit the bullseye with our amazing darts selection!

 

Records are meant to be broken in the field of Darts.

 

 

Funny Rowing Slogans

Row till the end.

 

Every stroke counts.

 

Talk less, row more.

 

Keep calm and row on.

 

Life is short. Row hard.

 

The proof is in the pull.

 

Rowing in perfect harmony.

 

Rowing your way to success.

 

Sweat today, glory tomorrow.

 

Stroke by stroke to victory.

 

Let the river be your guide.

 

Rowing your way to greatness.

 

the speed of success.

 

Our strength is in our unity.

 

Leave everything on the water.

 

One race. One team. One heart.

 

Dive into the river of rowing.

 

Pull your weight and then some.

 

One boat, one team – let’s row.

 

One team. One goal. Row to win.

 

Nothing worth having comes easy.

 

Taking the rowing world by storm.

 

Pulling together towards victory.

 

Where passion meets perseverance.

 

Where rowing meets determination.

 

Pushing limits, pulling together.

 

the best seat in the house.

 

Hard work makes the boat go faster.

 

Go the extra mile and feel the rush.

 

The ultimate definition of teamwork.

 

Embrace the pain, conquer the river.

 

Rowing is not for the faint of heart.

 

Pain is temporary, rowing is forever.

 

Go the extra mile, row the extra mile.

 

the ultimate full-body workout.

 

where the river meets the soul.

 

the ultimate test of endurance.

 

Create your own waves, just keep rowing.

 

the art of overcoming obstacles.

 

From start to finish, we row with heart.

 

The river never sleeps, and neither do we.

 

Power through the water, power through life.

 

Exceed your limits, exceed your expectations.

 

Rowing is not just a sport, it’s a lifestyle.

 

The ultimate display of strength and endurance.

 

The river is our playground, rowing is our game.

 

Row with determination and nothing can stop you.

 

Rowing is more than just a sport, it’s a passion.

 

the perfect blend of strength and balance.

 

Rowing is more than just a sport, it’s a way of life.

 

 

Funny Soccer Slogans

I bend it like a banana.

 

My goal is to have as many goals as my age.

 

I’m not fast, I’m just running in soccer time.

 

I play soccer because punching people is frowned upon.

 

I don’t always score, but when I do, it’s an own goal.

 

My soccer skills are like my shampoo—lather, rinse, repeat.

 

My coach told me to dribble the ball, so I opened a bag of chips.

 

I don’t always miss the goal, but when I do, it’s spectacular.

 

I’m so good at soccer, I could trip over the ball and still score.

 

The ball said I’m a baller. I told the ball it’s inflated with ego.

 

My favorite position in soccer? The one that requires the least running.

 

I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my innovative dribbling technique.

 

I don’t need a referee, I need a magician to make my opponents disappear.

 

I’m not a player, I swear. I’m just really good at making the bench warm.

 

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.

 

Soccer: the only place where kicking someone in the shins is socially acceptable.

 

I have a love-hate relationship with soccer. I love to watch it, and I hate to play it.

 

I may not be a professional soccer player, but I can definitely fake an injury like one.

 

I have a black belt in soccer. It’s the only sport where I can kick people and get away with it.

 

 

Funny Tennis Slogans

Be obsessed with tennis.

 

Be nice and respect tennis.

 

Life is boring without tennis.

 

Don’t play tennis; enjoy tennis.

 

Tennis is in my blood and my mind.

 

Tennis is an air affair, be careful.

 

Give a powerful fight until victory.

 

My racquet speaks about my hard work.

 

Tennis addiction is a good addiction.

 

I breathe tennis, and I improve tennis.

 

Playing tennis makes the future strong.

 

Tennis is not only life but also happiness.

 

Try to bring out the best in a tennis game.

 

Winning is a good habit, whatever it takes.

 

Make a proper plan to excel in a tennis match.

 

Talk with your racket to understand its motive.

 

Follow the only mantra of the success-play fair.

 

Respect the tennis, and the tennis will respect you.

 

Have dedication and passion, and thrive with excellence.

 

I am in a complicated affair with the tennis court and racket.

 

A boring day of tennis is better than a decent day of other work.

 

A terrible day of tennis is still better than a decent day of job

 

Champions keep playing until they get the success of their choice.

 

Start from wherever you are. Success begins with small beginnings.

 

Sheer determination with the urge to succeed brings promising results.

 

Tennis is restricted inside the limits of the court; make a careful shot every time.

 

In tennis, everyone is addicted to the tennis ball, tennis court, and tennis racquet.

 

 

Funny Wrestling Slogans

No ring, no glory!

 

No scripts, just suplexes!

 

ody slams and belly laughs!

 

Body slams and body slams only!

 

Tap out or take a nap, your choice!

 

The cure for a boring day!

 

Where muscles meet mayhem!

 

Where gravity gets pinned!

 

Don’t mess with the suplex express!

 

We put the ‘slam’ in WrestleMania!

 

Step into the ring, embrace the chaos!

 

Where muscles meet mischief!

 

From the top ropes to the comedy slopes!

 

We slam, we jam, we don’t give a damn!

 

Making grappling great again!

 

Smiles, spandex, and slam-tastic action!

 

Smackdowns and snacks, the perfect combo!

 

Prepare for a body-slamming extravaganza!

 

Where spandex is the new black!

 

We grapple with life, not just each other!

 

Tap out and order pizza, it’s a win-win!

 

Who needs gravity when you have wrestling?

 

Get ready for a body-slammin’ good time!

 

We twist and shout, in and out of the ring!

 

From headlocks to punchlines, we do it all!

 

Where pain and laughter collide!

 

Where strength meets showmanship!

 

Where heroes fly and egos collide!

 

Don’t tap out, tap into your inner champion!

 

Our body slams are highly contagious!

 

Where even the referees are jacked!

 

Flexibility, agility, and a touch of absurdity!

 

Prepare for a body-slamming circus of hilarity!

 

Time to get in the ring and show off your bling!

 

The art of pinning dreams to the mat!

 

The ultimate playground for grown-ups.

 

The sport that body slams your boredom!

 

The art of hugging it out aggressively.

 

Where champions wear spandex and smiles.

 

If wrestling were easy, it would be called football!

 

Step into the ring and let your inner goofball shine!

 

Our body slams may cause excessive grinning!

 

We slam, we roll, we laugh ’til we can’t control!

 

From headlocks to body mocks, we do it all with style!

 

The best way to settle a grudge with a hug.

 

Where the action is as wild as our costumes!

 

Where every move has a touch of comedy gold!

 

The sport that body slams your expectations!

 

From headlocks to jokes, we’ve got the perfect combo!

 

Get ready for a suplex party, and everyone’s invited!

 

The perfect blend of athleticism and theater.

 

Join us in the ring, where the only rule is to have fun!

 

Get ready for a smackdown of laughter and muscle madness!

 

The perfect excuse to wear spandex and scream!

 

No pain, no glory, just a lot of awkward wrestling faces.

 

The only place where chairs are legal weapons!

 

Join us in the ring, where every day is a wrestle-miracle!

 

Get ready to rumble, tumble, and have a good ol’ chuckle!

 

Where muscles are made and dreams are shattered!

 

It’s like a soap opera, but with more body oil!

 

In wrestling, we flip, we fly, and we make it look damn good!

 

Where legends are born and spandex reigns supreme!

 

Where the mat is our canvas and pain is our paint!

 

Where pain is temporary, but suplexes are forever!

 

The ultimate showdown of athleticism and silliness!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate smackdown party!

 

Step into the ring and let’s unleash the fury of body slams!

 

Step into the ring and embrace your inner wrestling superstar!

 

Where we make body slams look like poetry in motion.

 

Where heroes wear spandex and villains wear attitude.

 

The only place where body slams are a form of therapy!

 

In wrestling, we don’t just throw punches, we throw punchlines!

 

The only place where a headlock is a sign of affection!

 

The sport that makes grown men and women play dress-up!

 

The only place where headlocks are a form of friendship.

 

Our wrestling moves are known to cause excessive laughter!

 

In wrestling, we make the impossible look ridiculously entertaining!

 

The sport that lets you wear your underwear on the outside!

 

The only place where the real drama happens inside the ring.

 

The sport that takes body slams seriously, but not ourselves.

 

Entering the wrestling ring may result in an addiction to suplexes.

 

From headlocks to punchlines, we deliver the ultimate entertainment package!

 

 

Funny Sport Phrases

Cricket is basically baseball on Valium.

 

A serious sport is war minus the shooting.

 

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

 

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.

 

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

 

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

 

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

 

Remember, it doesn’t matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

 

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.

 

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.

 

Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing – but none of them really that serious.

 

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

 

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.

 

Sports is all about winning, losing, team spirit, and having fun. These quotes bring out the hidden fun in sports that we often miss.

 

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman’s game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

 

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very un-orderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.

 

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate your enemies.

 

Sports is the only endeavor in the world that teaches all the necessary qualities required to live a happy life: be it sportsmanship, handwork, team spirit, determination, dedication, enjoyment, etc. There are occasional humorous sayings by sportsmen that add spice and fun to the game.

 

 

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