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100 Happy Weekend Quotes And Funny Sayings

In this post you will find 100 Happy Weekend Quotes And Funny Sayings.


Happy Weekend Quotes and Funny Sayings


“Have a nice weekend”


“Weekend. Beast mode: OFF.”


“Have a cool weekend”


“Smile. It’s Saturday.”


“It’s Friday, bitches!”


“Tomorrow is Monday again.”


“Weekend is here. Let’s roll baby!”


“Oversleep this weekend.”


“Shortest horror story: Monday.”


“It’s the weekend. Enjoy it.”


“Have a nice and relaxing weekend.”


“Stay strong. Weekend is coming soon.”


“Monday. Nothing the beach can’t fix.”


“Happy Friday! Let the weekend begin.”




“Start that thing you’ve been putting off today.”


“No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.”


“Being yourself is the prettiest thing you can be.”


“No weekend, all weakened.” – Toba Beta


Did someone say “weekend?!”


“Something needs to change, and it’s probably me.”


“Hand tight… the weekend is almost here!”


“Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!”


“Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.”


“Every day is a weekend when you’re retired!”


“The weekends are too short for sleep!” – Bryant A. Loney


“Every day is a fashion show and the world are your runway.”


“It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!”


“No! I don’t want the weekend to be over.”


“Music always sounds better on Friday.” – Lou Brutus


“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.”


“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison


“It’s Thursday. I can smell the weekend from here.”


“Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music.”


“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” – Richard Rorty


“The only limits in life are the ones you make.”


“Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.”


“Happiness is a cup of coffee and a really good book.”


“I hope our friendship will not end at the end of the week. See you on Monday!”


“A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes.”


“Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.”


“Good morning everyone.  Hope you are all having a beautiful and blessed Sunday!”


“Music is the silence between the notes. Have a musical weekend!”


“Busy is a choice, stress is a choice, joy is a choice, choose well.”


“Girl weekends: because life is too short to remain dignified.”


“Enjoy every bit of today, pretend you are four, giggle, smile, be a little bit silly.”


“I’m usually up at 6 A.M., even on the weekend.” – Nick Frost


“Happy weekend! Life is short, grab a friend and do whatever excites your spirit.”


“I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people.” – Chevy Chase


“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”


“Five days with you, two days with your family. Just fair. But I will miss you.”


“Weekend forecast: mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and poor judgement.”


“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”


“Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.” – Ed Howe


“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”


“In an ideal world, I’d spend every weekend at my home in Zermatt in Switzerland.” – Vanessa Mae


“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” – John Shirley


“Ah, Sunday… A day of rest… Rest of the laundry, rest of the house and rest of all the other stuff I put off on Saturday!”


“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football. – S.A. Sachs The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.” – Jean Rhys


“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.”


“It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. – Jimmy Buffett Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.” – SA Sachs


“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.” – Robert M. Gates


“Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.” – Julian Fellowes


“I have been known to hang out and party back in the day. I had a weekend that lasted a few years.” – Vanilla Ice


“Nobody wants to give up a weekend long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.” – Elizabeth Eulberg


“You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” – Derek Jeter


“I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.” – Michael Moore


“I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend, I get to hang out with friends, so it balances out pretty well.” – Jimmy Bennett


“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” – Florence Welch


“Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are; it solely relies on what you think.”


“Today is Sunday. Share this and within 7 days you’ll get another Sunday. It really works. My friend ignored this message and he got a Monday within 24 hours.”


“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” ― Albert Einstein


“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” – Chuck Palahniuk


“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.” – Richard Nelson Bolles


“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange


“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” – Zenna Scha


“There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.” – Arnot Sheppard


“The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends! Happy Friday!”


“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. – Richard Rorty Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” – Marilyn Vos Savant


“Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they’re three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.” – Rodney Marsh


“The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald


“Oh, my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one thing in your ear Wishing u a very Happy New Year”


“How pleasant is Saturday night, When I’ve tried all the week to be good, and not spoke a word that was bad, and obliged everyone that I could.” – Nancy Sproat


“Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” – Rita Rudner


“Why wait for the weekend to have fun? – Loesje I hate weekends because there is no stock market.” – Rene Rivkin


“We’re lucky to have 2 days of not seeing each other. Relax, I’m not finish… So that I have enough time to miss you. I love you. Have a great weekend! Have a happy weekend!”


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