Funny Slogans

Unique Funny Slogans

• Whistle while working.
• I require Vitamin Sea.
• I happen to be a virgin.
• Break free from my cocoon.
• Life is similar to a beach.
• Do not say yes to meetings.
• Do not fart, and eat smart.
• Perilously under-medicated.
• Salty kisses and sandy toes.
• It requires sacrifice to win.
• Crazy similar to a rock star.
• Nothing seems to be difficult.
• Make a mark and never give up.
• Girls simply want to have fun.
• Math comes with serious issues.
• Smoke since life is quite long.
• Provide the peas with a chance.
• You will enjoy life at the beach.
• Work hard and travel even harder.
• Life is short; do something great.
• Cheating is nothing but hard work.
• I am committed and not interested.

 

Funny Taglines

• Chili oil is the hero your dishes deserve.
• A dash of chili oil makes everything nice.
• Chili oil: the heat that cannot be beaten.
• Organic, natural, and very hot: chili oil.
• Chili oil: It’s like hot love in a bottle!
• With chili oil, blandness ceases to exist.
• Set your taste buds ablaze with chili oil.
• Discover the joy of flavor with chili oil!
• Spice up your life and food with chili oil.
• A little bit of spice makes everything nice.
• Explore the depths of flavor with chili oil!
• Our chili oil will always spice up your day.
• Spice it up with our lip-smacking chili oil!
• Add extra spark to your food with chili oil.
• Bold and smoldering, our chili oil is a hit.
• Let’s ignite your taste buds with chili oil!
• Get a taste of perfection – chili oil style.
• Add some pizzazz to your food with chili oil.
• Enhance your meals with a touch of chili oil.
• Make every meal delicious with our chili oil!
• Spice up your taste with a dash of chili oil.
• The little bottle of magic that is chili oil.
• Add a fiery kick to your food with chili oil.
• The perfect spice for every dish — chili oil.
• Think beyond Tabasco, try our chili oil today.
• Ignite your passion for flavor with chili oil.
• Choose chili oil for a meal that’s never dull!
• Let the flavor of chili oil tickle your fancy!
• Add a little heat to each beat with chili oil!
• Bring the heat to your dish with our chili oil.
• Get a spicy delight every night with chili oil!

 

 

Funny Taglines Of Brands

• Just Do It- Nike
• Eat Fresh- Subway
• Get More- T-Mobile
• Nike: ‘Just Do It.’
• Intel Inside- Intel
• Hello Moto- Motorola
• Don’t be Evil- Google
• See What We Mean Canon
• Think Different- Apple
• Is it in You?- Gatorade
• Beanz Meanz Heinz- Heinz
• Connecting People- Nokia
• Finger Lickin’ Good- KFC
• Apple: ‘Think Different.’
• Every Little Helps- Tesco
• Ideas for Life- Panasonic
• Toyota: ‘Let’s Go Places’
• Be The First to Know- CNN
• I’m Lovin’ It- McDonald’s
• Verizon: ‘5G Built Right.’
• It’s Not TV, It’s HBO- HBO
• The Power To Do More- Dell
• The Power of Dreams- Honda
• Grace, Space, Pace- Jaguar
• Tesco: ‘Every Little Helps’
• McDonald’s: ‘I’m Lovin’ It’
• Taste the Rainbow- Skittles
• Keep Walking- Johnnie Walker

 

Funny Political Slogans

• Building Our Future Together.
• Bringing back nap time, 2014!
• Hard Choices. Better Schools.
• Vote For The Man With A Plan.
• It’s first period in America!
• Read my lips, no new homework!
• Best candidate for (position).
• You’ve Never Had It This Good.
• Team Work Makes The Dream Work.
• Proven Leadership That Listens.
• Experience. Commitment. Impact.
• Everyone Sayz, (Name) For Prez.
• Choose (Name) To Get Things Done.
• Willing, Ready, and Able to Serve.
• New Leadership for Changing Times.
• Leadership & Courage for the People.
• Experience, Knowledge, Common Sense.
• Open Your Mind, Improve Your School.
• Vote [Insert Your Name]! Just Do it.
• If you Can Read This Vote for (Name)
• A Change We Need. A Voice We Deserve.

 

 

 

Funny Advertising Slogans

• You deserve the best
• We make life better.
• Believe in yourself.
• We’re not just a job
• Let us work with you!
• Vote with your wallet
• You didn’t build that
• Only the best will do.
• We make dreams happen.
• Keep your brand fresh.
• We’re committed to you
• Make them fall in love.
• We’re the best there is
• Our customers come first
• Your brand is your life.
• The power of suggestion.
• We’re not just a product
• We’re here to serve you.
• Quality is our guarantee.
• We’re not just a paycheck
• We’re your one-stop shop.
• Share your photos with us.
• The right message for you.
• We’re the best of the best
• We’re a hometown retailer.
• Create lasting impressions.
• Share your visions with us!
• Discover a whole new world.

 

Funny Company Slogans

• Nothing runs like a Deere
• Betcha can’t eat just one
• Every kiss begins with Kay
• Democracy Dies in Darkness
• The snack that smiles back
• The Happiest Place on Earth
• Don’t leave home without it
• Have a break. Have a KitKat.
• The Ultimate Driving Machine
• What happens here, stays here
• Quality never goes out of style.
• All the News That’s Fit to Print
• Live in your world. Play in ours.
• All for Freedom. Freedom for All.
• It keeps going, and going, and going…
• When you care enough to send the very best
• Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
• Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline

 

Funny Food Slogans

• You will LOve it
• We speak yummily
• The way you want
• So fast So yummy
• we born for food
• The fire inside.
• Say yes to yummy
• Moments of fries
• Full of Delicious
• Sizzling the Same
• Big Flavor. Fast.
• you gonna love it
• Food with passion
• Fun in Every Bite
• For the cheat day
• Food for good mood
• eat your day Today
• Food for your mood
• Hot, Cool, Crunchy
• Food Treat for all
• Your way, Your Food
• we know how to cook
• The way you love it
• Food for only taste
• So Fresh, So Dreamy
• Eat fried and fresh
• Your way, Our Foods
• We like to eat well
• Mood twisting Taste
• Food that Awaits you
• We know, you love it
• We Speak tasty Foods
• Think Food, Think us
• Sizzling fresh taste

 

Funny Environmental Slogans

• Eаrth should be saved.
• Our best companion is nature.
• hаnge yоursеlves, not nature!
• Never refuse to reuse something.
• Don’t оllute, but provide a hоt.
• Healthy life, healthy environment
• To save the teenаger, save nature.
• The оnly sоlutiоn is nо роllutiоn.
• Be mature and save the environment.
• Raise your voice for the environment.
• Save the World, Save the Environment.
• Keep calm and protect the environment.
• Nature saves us; we must also save it.
• If you want cool air, don’t cut trees.
• Go green and help save the environment.
• Nature is a miracle, and we rely on it.
• One of our greatest teachers is nature.
• Save the environment to save the future.
• Save eаrth to protect natural resources.
• cаrе fоr the nаture. Preserve the future
• Knowledge is the key to preserving nature.
• The bеautiful Environmеnt begins with you.
• Respect nature and protect the environment.
• Save the environment from hazardous wastes.
• Don’t cut down a tree; don’t cut down life.
• Nature preservation is beneficial to humans.
• саrе fоr еаrth, саrе fоr thе fоllоwing birth.
• Don’t make trees rаre; instead, care for them.
• Save the environment if you have a fear of God.

 

Funny T Shirt Slogans

• I ♥ New York
• No Surrender!
• Take Me Drunk
• Woodstock 1969
• Deeds Not Words
• Silence = Death
• Cute But Psycho
• Return To Sender
• Black Lives Matter
• Make love, Not War
• Power To The People
• I Talk After Sports
• The Buck Stops Here
• Zombies Hate Fast Food
• Think Less, Stupid More
• I am the American Dream
• Warning I Do Dumb Things
• Apple – Think Different.
• Touch One Touch All (TOTA)
• Welcome to the jungle – GnR
• Sodom Today Gomorrah The World
• D.A.R.E. To Keep Kids Off Drugs
• Reebok – Impossible Is Nothing.
• Goals Are Dreams With Deadlines.
• Give Me Liberty, Or Give Me Death

 

Funny Sports Slogans

• In it to win it
• No pain, no game
• Play hard, win big
• One team, one dream
• Play hard or go home
• Play like a champion
• Work hard, play harder
• Eat, sleep, play sports
• Train hard, play harder
• Think, believe, achieve
• Push harder, go farther
• Practice, play, perform
• Rise up to the challenge
• No excuses, just results
• Success is a team effort
• I don’t sweat, I sparkle
• Keep calm and play sports
• Good things come to those
• Leave it all on the field
• Sports ultimate equalizer
• Hustle, hit and never quit
• Score goals, not own goals
• Leave nothing on the field
• When in doubt, play sports
• Playing with heart and soul
• Be the ball, catch the ball
• Life is a game, play it well
• Play for the love of the game
• Teamwork makes the dream work
• Sports where sweat meets glory
• Chase your dreams on the field
• Rise and grind, it’s game time

 

 

 

Funny Real Estate Slogans

• Find your happy place with us!
• Home sweet home starts with us!
• Make yourself at home, with us!
• Finally, real estate made easy!
• We’re the key to your new home!
• Your home is where our heart is!
• Start your journey home with us!
• A happy home makes a happy life!
• We’ll open doors to your future!
• Happiness is a place called home!
• Your perfect home is within reach!
• Your dream home is just a step away!
• Building dreams, one home at a time!
• With us, you’ll always feel at home!
• Expect the best and forget the rest!
• Your dream home is just a call away!
• We don’t sell houses, we sell dreams!
• Your dream house is just a click away!
• Let us make your dream home a reality!
• Your home should fit you like a glove!
• Making your move as smooth as possible!
• Don’t just buy a home, buy a lifestyle!
• If you want to feel at home, come to us!
• We don’t follow the market, we create it!
• Find the key to your dream world with us!
• Finding your dream home is our expertise!

 

 

Funny Fast Food Slogans

• Expect Better.
• Free The Fries!
• A Local Expert.
• Hungry? Me Too.
• Just This Once.
• your renovation.
• Another home win!
• Homes that Match.
• Catch Your Drool.
• I’m One Oven Away.
• Results You Deserve.
• Eating is everything.
• A Name You Can Trust.
• A Cut Above The Rest.
• Beautiful investments
• Your Jaw Just Dropped.
• Where dreams come home
• Delicious To The Buns.
• Heaven in a hamburger.
• For Lazy Cookers Only.
• Beautiful investments.
• A vision for your life.
• Mmmm… Toasty. – Quiznos
• The Power of Deep Roots.
• Hungry people die first.
• Tuesday Is For Toasties.
• These are freedom fries!
• A home changes everything.
• Yummy Yummy in Your Tummy!
• Helping you find your home.
• Always Brew Something Good.
• Real Estate for Your World.
• Your Concern Is My Priority
• Own the Home Meant for You.

 

 

Funny Coffee Slogans

• Just sip it
• Rise and grind!
• Mugs and kisses
• Be fa-brew-lous!
• Sip sip, hooray!
• Sorry, I’m latte.
• But first, a latte
• Bottomless thanks!
• But first, coffee.
• Espresso yourself.
• I love you a latte
• You’re brew-tiful.
• I love you a latte.
• Lattes. Jokes. Life.
• Keep Calm & Latte On
• You’re steaming hot!
• You’re steaming hot!
• It’s coffee o’clock!
• Do you get deja brew?
• Hey there, hot stuff.
• You keep me ground-ed
• Bean there, done that
• We’ve all bean there.
• Bean there, done that.
• This is how we brew it
• You keep me ground-ed.
• It’s a brew-tiful day.
• My body runs on coffee.
• Don’t worry, be frappé.
• Iced, iced coffee, baby.
• Better latte than never!
• You mocha me very happy.
• We’re the perfect blend.
• Save water, drink coffee.
• Hello, this is my mug shot
• Nothing beats a good latte
• Another day, another latte
• My zodiac is a coffee bean
• I’ll give it my best shot.
• Coffee is my love language.

 

 

Funny Cleaning Slogans

• We clean with passion.
• Got dirt? We are here.
• We clean, daily, a lot.
• We’re the dirt busters.
• We’re cleaning experts.
• We clean with a passion.
• Cleaning is our passion.
• We do the best cleaning.
• We’ll clean up your act.
• Our cleaning is spotless.
• Clean homes, happy lives.
• How to beautify your home
• Your space, our expertise.
• The best cleaning company.
• We clean so you can shine.
• Your cleaning superheroes.
• A clean house seems happy.
• Here’s the key to cleaning.
• We’re the cleaning masters.
• We clean up so you can live.
• We make your space spotless.
• We’ll make your place shine!
• We’ll make your place shine.
• We’re the cleaning geniuses.
• We’ll take your stress away.
• Clean today, better tomorrow.
• Hire us, and you’ll be clean.

 

Funny Sanitizer Slogans

• Feel the clean.
• Handy Sanitizer!
• No fear of germs.
• Why not disinfect?
• Clean and sanitary.
• We stop the spread.
• Protect your hands.
• Kill 99.9% of germs.
• Keep your hands clean.
• Be aware of the germs.
• Always wash your hands.
• There’s no hand like it.
• Spread laughs, not germs!
• Comedy that kills… germs!
• Clean hands are happy hands
• Your hands are never alone.
• Don’t you hate dirty hands?
• We are the smell of success.
• Protect yourself from germs.
• Clean hands, hilarious plans.
• Germ-free hands, comedy gold.
• Clean hands are caring hands.
• Protect your hands from germs.
• Sanitize, stand-up, and shine!
• You’ve got to hand it to them.
• Putting the ‘clean’ in comedy!

 

Funny Dirty Slogans

• Was today really necessary?
• Cover your stump before you hump
• When in doubt, shroud your sprout
• Garage the tractor then attack her
• You canít be late until you show up
• Garnish your oak then give her a poke
• Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
• Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
• Protect your screw to catch that glue
• Iím objective; I object to everything
• If you go into heat, package your meat
• Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
• Package your meat for a real neat treat
• Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
• Canvas that trailer before you nail her
• Don’t make a mistake, muzzle your snake
• I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?
• Net that grass hopper before you pop her
• Holster your gun then shootings more fun
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
• OverpopulationÖ too much of a good thing
• When thereís a will, I want to be in it!
• If I agreed with you, weíd both be wrong
• When all else fails, lower your standards

 

Funny Team Slogans

• We define together.
• We succeed as a team.
• Believe in your team.
• Together, we are safe.
• Change your I to a we.
• Have faith in the team.
• Strength lies in unity.
• Sharing the same sweat.
• Moving forward together.
• You represent your team.
• Watching dreams together.
• Family gets the job done.
• We are stronger together.
• Hold together for results.
• Dreams are built by teams.
• Bullet flies team thrives.
• We’re powerful and unified.
• A team always stays united.
• Go out on the field as one.
• Together, we can build more.
• Having a team is a blessing.
• Be a champ in your own world.
• You get more value as a team.
• Dreams and teams collaborate.
• We are always smarter than I.
• There can be one winner only!
• Peace is our one and only tag.
• Your future secures in a team.
• whatever happens, stay united.
• Success cannot be gained alone.
• Our best is equal to your best.
• As a team, no one can break you.
• Together, we can work and dream.

 

 

Funny Finance Slogans

• Build Your Wealth
• Live and be happy.
• Pay yourself first.
• You can be anything.
• The future is bright.
• Live within your means.
• Get out of debt faster.
• Earn More Than You Spend
• The best debt is no debt.
• Invest for the long term.
• Take control of your future.
• Invest early in your future.
• Make money fall into your lap.
• Pay off debts and make a plan.
• Create the life of your dreams.
• You are never too old to learn.
• Be inspired to become your best
• Don’t spend more than you earn.
• Make more money by saving money.
• Keep your finances under control.
• Save what you can afford to lose.
• You’re never too old to save money.
• It’s better to give than to receive.
• You can’t spend what you don’t have.
• There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
• Save for your future, not your present.
• You can’t keep your money in your pocket.
• Wealth is not a destination, it’s a journey.
• Money is not everything. It’s the only thing.
• Build your wealth so you can live your dreams.
• You can’t be finance- illiterate and successful.
• The more money you have, the more you can protect.
• It’s never too late to make your dreams a reality.
• The best way to get rich is to save all your money.
• Financial intelligence is key to financial success.
• Plan your finances, and your finances will plan you.
• The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

 

 

Funny Used Car Slogans

• A car for all purposes.
• Funny Names, Serious Deals
• Automatic cars are the best.
• No Frowns, Only Smiles Per Gallon
• The car that shows you its power.
• You cannot judge a car by its look.
• We make the used cars look brand new.
• Honk only if you love peace and calm.
• Funny designed cars at funnier prices.
• Where Car Shopping is a Laughing Matter
• We Don’t Just Sell Cars, We Sell Smiles
• No Clowning Around, Just Great Car Deals
• Keep your child sitting in the back seat.
• Laugh Your Way to the Best Car Deal in Town
• We make purchasing cars a funny experience.
• Where the smooth tire meets the lovely road.
• We have the car that you wanted for so long.
• Don’t settle for less when you can buy more.
• Get the latest car models that are used once.
• Get the new car model at an affordable price.
• Our Deals Will Have You Honking with Laughter
• We are here now to deliver cars, not a luxury.
• We sell cars, and car selling is our business.
• The deals that will make you go car-go-tactic.
• Not Just Funny Cars, But Funny Salespeople Too
• No Boring Salespeople Allowed, Only Funny Ones
• We’re Not Clowning Around, Our Prices Are Real
• The fastest car in the world will be yours now.
• Our Sales Team Will Have You Rolling on the Lot
• Funny Bones and Funny Deals, That’s How We Roll

 

 

Funny Sales Slogans

• Funny advertising that can’t be ignored!
• We’ll bring the laughs, you bring the sales!
• Serious ads are out, humor-filled ads are in!
• When it comes to humor, we don’t mess around!
• Laugh your way to success with our advertising!
• We’re serious about making your business funny!
• Our humor is addictive, just like your product!
• Let us bring a little fun back into advertising!
• Our ads are like a comedy show for your business!
• Laughter is contagious, and so is our advertising!
• Fun isn’t just something we do, it’s what we sell!
• When it comes to creativity, we don’t clown around!
• Make your business pop with our laugh-inducing ads!
• Our ads can make a joke out of anything, even taxes!
• Funny advertising that will leave them wanting more!

 

 

Funny Business Slogans

• Bring your business to life – with our humorous ads!
• Don’t settle for just smiles, let’s make them laugh!
• Funny sells! We’re the experts that can make it happen!
• If you’re not laughing, you’re not advertising with us!
• Let our advertising humor spread laughter far and wide!
• Our advertising is the comedy show your business needs!
• Hire us, we’ll make your business the laugh of the town!
• Don’t be boring, let us help you to be uproariously funny!
• We’ve got the right funny bone for your advertising needs!
• A little humor goes a long way – especially in advertising!
• Make your ad campaign a roaring success with our funny ads!
• Our advertising is so funny, even your grandma will chuckle!
• The cure for the Monday blues? Our advertising on the radio!
• Just a spoonful of humor makes the business medicine go down!
• Be the business that everyone remembers – with our funny ads!
• Nobody’s laughing at your ads? Come to us, we’ll change that!
• Our advertising will make your business the life of the party!
• Let our humor inject some life into your advertising campaign!
• We’re the advertising agency that knows how to make them laugh!
• Big laughs, bigger sales – that’s the power of our advertising!
• Our advertising is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face!
• We’re not clowns, but we’ll make your ads the life of the party!
• No matter what you sell, we’ll make it hilariously irresistible!
• Let’s add a little humor to your business – you won’t regret it!
• Make your ad dollars count – choose funny and engaging ads today!
• We’ll make your business stand out – with funny and memorable ads!
• We’ll work tirelessly to create ads that your customers will love!
• Laughter is the sound of success, and our ads bring that in spades!
• Our funny ads are perfect for businesses that dare to be different!
• Have fun, get results – that’s the motto of our advertising agency!
• Give us a call – we’ll leave your competition laughing in the dust!
• Let us put the pop in your branding, with our humorous advertising!
• We’re not clowns, but we’ll make your business the life of the show!

 

 

Funny Farming Slogans

• In Nature We Trust.
• A Hard Row to Plow.
• It’s in our nature.
• In goodness we trust.
• A decision for nature.
• The leader in the field.
• Farmer: We Feed The World.
• Local. Natural. Sustainable.
• We have used cows for sale !
• Make hay when the sun shines.
• It never rains in a dry time.
• Farming: The Original Survivor
• Good for nature, good for you.
• Acres or inches? Size matters.
• Farm Rule #1: Feed The People.
• Farming Is A Profession Of Hope.
• Solutions for the growing world.
• Good health and conscious living.
• If you ate today, thank a farmer.
• Know Your Farmer, Know Your Food.
• Eat Clean And Green. Eat Organic.
• Farm = Fiber + Food + Fuel Series.
• Does your soil have what it takes?
• Never answer a question from a farmer.
• Sowing is not as difficult as reaping.
• My Tractor Costs More Than Your Beemer.
• Putting Mother Nature In A Better Mood.
• Improving agriculture, improving lives.
• Agriculture: You Can’t Live Without It!
• Feeding the world, caring for the Earth.
• I Live My Life By The Seeds Of My Plants.
• Food, water, and energy for a hungry world.
• Hungry. Naked. Where Did All The Farmers Go?
• Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed.
• Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes.
• Grass fed beef, the new old – fashioned way.
• Growing Green Fields And A Green Environment.
• Farmers are the founders of human civilization.

 

Funny Construction Slogans

• We create dreams.
• Build your future.
• Let’s get to work on it.
• We preserve our superiority.
• Our image is based on yours.
• Allow your project to shine.
• A Message is a fan of reality.
• For a long and prosperous life.
• Renovate your shattered fantasy.
• Tomorrow is something we create.
• Things are built to be fantastic.
• It’s not a gimmick but the truth.
• Our reputation safeguards your image.
• Our source of inspiration is renovation.
• A wise individual makes a wise decision.
• Our commitment is to make your life easier.
• For the sake of our country’s improvement.
• Saving money is the key to financial success.
• Our reputation is such that no one can match us.
• Less time, higher quality, and superior service.
• Our efforts are sufficient to make your image shine.
• You create a fantasy. We’ll turn them into a reality.
• We are the greatest because we are honest and trustworthy.
• Allow our best services to make your home the best it can be.
• It’s built of the highest quality materials from top to bottom.

 

 

Funny Cleaning Company Slogans

• We come to you!
• Clean up your mess!
• Cleaning is in our DNA
• Happy wife, happy life.
• We make your home a home
• Cleaner is in your pocket
• You are the reason we work
• The secret of a happy home
• We clean what we say we clean
• A cleaner home is a happier home
• Our cleaning is like a magic wand
• A clean place makes a happy space.
• Clean your space, clear your mind.
• Cleaning today makes tomorrow better.
• Spend the holidays doing what you love.
• You’ll never have to scrub another wall
• Clean your home with the tap of a button.
• Time spent with family is worth every second.
• It might not be what you wanted, but it’s clean

 

Funny Shoe Slogans

• Every Shoe Has Its Day.
• Smile, You’re Shoe-N!
• Stepping Up To Success.
• Be A Shoe-In For Style.
• Kick Your Worries Away.
• Where Comfort Kicks In.
• You Won’t Walk Alone.
• Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
• The Soul Of Every Party.
• Toe-Tally Awesome Shoes.
• Walk This Way For Style.
• Sole Provider Of Comfort.
• Your Feet Will Thank You.
• Make No Mis-Step With Us.
• Toe-Curlingly Good Shoes.
• Shoes That Steal The Show.
• Stand Tall, Even In Flats.
• Foot Loose And Fancy-Free.

 

 

Funny Save The Earth Slogans

• Save water, save life!
• Plant a tree, plant a life!
• Think globally, act locally!
• Turn green into a way of life!
• Work toward the future, today!
• Save the earth, save yourself!
• Green is clean, green is serene!
• Be an eco warrior, not a polluter!
• Let’s make the planet great again!
• Respect your mother, planet earth!
• Keep calm and save the environment!
• Lead by doing, not just by example!
• Be a hero and save the environment!
• Let’s make the planet breathe again!
• Go green or suffer the consequences!

 

Funny Health Slogans

• Happy muscles, happy mood.
• Life is short, eat the cake.
• Endorphins – the legal high.
• Junk food day means a happy you!
• Sweat is just fat crying itself out.
• Take time to be a healthy mastermind.
• Ditch the diet, just be a happy eater.
• Veggies and humor – the perfect combo!
• Fitness isn’t a sport, it’s a lifestyle.
• Food is fuel, and your body is a Ferrari!
• All work and no play makes one a gym rat.
• Laughter is contagious, just like the flu.
• Couch potato: the opposite of a hot potato.
• Eat your greens, or you’ll be feeling blue!
• A healthy heart beats louder with laughter.
• A toothbrush away keeps the dentist at bay!
• Inhale nut butters, exhale negative energy.

 

Funny Insurance Slogans

Be safe, not sorry.

Keep the laughter flowing with

Insure it before you joke about it.

We’ll protect your 20/20 humor vision.

Trust us, your insurance isn’t a joke!

Don’t let the joke be on you, be insured.

We’ll ensure that your jokes always land.

Protect your side-splitting routines with us!

Cover your funny bone before it’s too late.

Protect your assets, it’s no laughing matter.

Protect your funny bone before it’s too late!

We’ll even insure the punch line, just in case.

Laughter is priceless, but protection is crucial.

We know how to take a joke, and how to protect it.

Trust us, we’ve got the humor insurance you need.

Our insurance policies can put a smile on any face.

Let us lighten your mood with our insurance options.

Humor is priceless, but insurance can be affordable.

Put some humor into your insurance policies with us.

Put a safety net under your humor with our insurance.

We’ve got you covered, from the funny to the absurd.

We’ve got you covered from life’s awkward moments.

It’s never too early to laugh, or too late to insure.

Life can be funny, but insurance is no laughing matter.

We keep your humorous side in check, and fully insured.

From chuckles to belly laughs, we’ve got you covered.

Be the jokester without worry, we’ve got you covered.

Our insurance is serious about covering your funny bone.

We take your jokes seriously, by insuring your laughter.

When life gives you lemons, we’ll help you insure them.

It’s not just funny business, it’s serious insurance.

We’re serious about providing protection for your humor.

We’ll help you cover all the bases, even the funny ones.

Our insurance provides an extra layer of humor protection.

Trust us with your humorous side, we won’t let you down.

We’ve got your back when life tries to play a joke on you.

We protect everything under the sun, even the humorous ones.

Protect your punchlines with our reliable insurance options.

Be prepared with our insurance, in all kinds of punch lines.

We make sure that when the punch line lands, you’re covered.

We’ve got your back, even if your jokes don’t always land.

Our insurance will protect you from the unexpected punchlines.

Have no fear, we’re here to insure all your comical moments.

We insure anything and everything – even your sense of humor!

Cover yourself and your jokes! No matter how corny they may be.

We insure what others won’t, even your twisted sense of humor.

Don’t let life’s curveballs catch you off guard, be insured.

Who knows what could happen, that’s why we insure the laughter.

We’re the one-stop-shop for all your hilarious insurance needs.

Make us your punchline, and let us provide the insurance you need!

Protect your lively humor, and we’ll provide the life insurance.

We know a good joke when we hear it, and we know how to insure it!

If you can find humor in anything, we can find a way to insure it.

Give us a chance to cover your bases, or at least your punch lines.

Your jokes are a reflection of you, and with us you’re protected.

Plan for the laughs and the unexpected with our insurance coverage.

From the ridiculous to the hilarious, our insurance has it covered.

Our goal is to make you laugh, but we take our insurance seriously.

Laughter may be the best medicine, but insurance is your safety net.

We cover all kinds of laughs, from side-splitting to just a chuckle.

You may not always be funny, but our insurance will never disappoint.

Protect your comic timing with our quick and easy insurance policies.

We’ll insure your laughter, both inside and outside the comedy club.

We’ll insure your laughter, both inside and outside the comedy club.

Because laughter is the best medicine, but insurance is a close second.

Don’t let your funny business get complicated, we make insurance easy.

Think of us as the comedy bodyguards, ensuring the safety of your jokes.

Protect your puns and your possessions with our comprehensive insurance.

We’ll help you protect your humor, and avoid any potential frown lines.

From funny fender-benders to comedic calamities, we’ve got you covered.

We’ve got all the right jokes and insurance policies to make you smile.

From fire to flood, we insure everything under the sun including your wit.

Be the life of the party without any worry, our insurance has you covered.

From youthful indiscretions to adulting slip-ups, we’ve got you covered.

We’re in the business of making sure that laughter is the best medicine.

We’ve got your humor in the palm of our hands with our insurance options.

It’s no joke, our insurance can cover everything, including your humor side.

If only life were like a sitcom where everything gets resolved with insurance.

Laughter is the best medicine, but insurance is what cures the potential damage.

Laughter may be the best medicine, but our insurance is the cure for any damages.

We’re always on the lookout for a good laugh, and a good insurance opportunity.

Let us support and protect your humorous dispositions with our insurance policies.

Our insurance will help you never miss a beat, even if you’re laughing too hard.

Let us help you turn life’s lemons into comedic gold with our insurance options.

We know how to keep things light and humorous, but we take our insurance seriously.

Even if you’re laughing too hard to stand, we’ll help you get back on your feet.

We’re the insurance policy you can always count on, even when your jokes fall flat.

We understand that laughter is universal, which is why we have insurance for everyone.

We’re more than just your average insurance company, we also insure your funny side.

It’s not too late to make sure your jokes are covered with our great insurance plans.

You’ll never know when you’ll need our insurance, but it’s better to be prepared.

Protect yourself from life’s practical jokes with our comprehensive insurance policies.

We’re the safety net for your funny business, making sure your jokes never go uninsured.

Life is like a comedian, always ready with a surprise, which is why you need our insurance.

We’re the straight man for your funny business, providing protection when things get crazy.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what insurance policy you need until you need it.

We’re the perfect partner for all your joke-telling needs, providing protection and peace of mind.

 

Funny Maintenance Slogans

Enjoy Fix.

Truly Fix.

Just Do Tools.

Tools With Study

We fix it right.

We will nail it.

Praise Handyman.

Fix For All Time.

Your pro to call.

Tools, What Else?

Order A Fix Today.

For Mash, Get Fix.

Put Of The Joyride

No job is too big.

Fix To Play It Safe.

On time, done right.

Product Is What We Do

Janitor Is What We Do

We’re working on it!

You name it. We do it.

Yardwork Is What We Do

Handymen With Employee

Start The Day With Fix.

All work is guaranteed.

From Difficult To Gentle

Quality work every time.

I’m Lovin’ Handyman.

Fair and honest handyman.

P-P-P-Pick Up A Handyman.

Where reputation matters.

I Feel Like Tools Tonight.

Complete Home Repairs Ltd.

From Useless To Serviceable

I’m A Secret Fix Drinker.

Say Farewell to a Busy Life

Handyman It’s Guaranteed.

Play Handyman, Start Living.

Fix – It Does A Body Good.

Quality repair, fair pricing.

Work Hard, Tool Around Harder

We are your handyman to call.

Anything broke we can fix it.

We Take the Stress Out of Diy

We Are Available Anytime 24/7

We make small and big repairs.

One call, no job is too small.

Call us, and we will be there.

Is It Live, Or Is It Handyman?

Our goal is your satisfaction.

Here Everything Is I-M-Possible

Fix, Do You Need Anything Else?

Complete repairs for your home.

Something Special In The Tools.

Reliable and affordable repairs.

the Handyman That Listens to You

Because You Deserve the Best Co.

Everything we do. We do it right!

Repairs and maintenance from a-z.

Your satisfaction is our capital.

Prompt service you can depend on.

Accurate Determine, Technical Mess

We patch up all the broken things.

Quick Service in Real-Time (Quick)

Save money on your repair projects.

Budee Budee, That’s All Handyman.

Any job, any size, consider it done!

Don’t Play With Fire, Play With Fix.

Let a professional handyman take over.

Count on Us for All Your Handyman Needs

Honest, trustworthy, and does good work.

Any job big or small, we will do it all.

Roof with the Best, or Leak Like the Rest

High-quality workmanship at great prices.

Why fix it yourself? Leave it to the pros.

A quick solution to your everyday problems.

One call can solve all your house problems.

Get your To-Do list ready and call us.

You all-in-one home maintenance professionals.

Here, for All Your Repair and Maintenance Needs

the Smallest Things Make the Biggest Difference

If it’s broken, we can fix it quick and well.

The smallest things make the biggest difference.

The quality you expect, the service you deserve!

Give us your to-do list and we’ll get it done.

Monsieur, With This Fix You Are Really Spoiling Us.

We fix things around your house so you don’t have to.

 

Funny Shopping Slogans

Born to shop.

Style yourself.

Shop with style.

I’ll take that.

Shopping for soul.

Shop till you drop.

Shop till you drop.

More ways to be you.

It’s all about you.

For your extra needs.

Shop smart, not hard.

Shopping with grandma.

Shopping rediscovered.

Buy good and look good.

Shopping is a pleasure.

Shop for what you want.

Spread your uniqueness.

The best at what we do.

Shop more and be classy.

Enjoy your new purchase.

Be happy while shopping.

The evolution continues.

Experience the lifestyle.

Oh gosh! My favorite top.

The mother of all retail.

Make every day a holiday.

A higher form of shopping.

Where fashion meets value.

Hot on deals cool on money.

A happy place for everyone.

Come get lost in our store.

Who doesn’t love to shop.

It’s your way of shopping.

Style is all in the details.

We believe in farm-to-table.

Shopping can never be boring.

My new obsession is shopping.

Shopping the way you like it.

What you deserve, we deliver.

Few clicks it’s all require.

Shop and explore new products.

It’s the thought that counts.

Something different, every day.

Start your holiday shopping now.

Always in the mood for shopping.

Our shop has everything you need.

Place where quality meets fashion.

Shopping will make you feel happy.

Shop smarter with our smart deals.

Whenever in doubt then go shopping.

Save big when you shop at our store.

Rediscover a great shopping tradition.

Enjoy our exclusive range of products.

The place where you can get everything.

The more you shop, the happier you are.

Go online; save more than what you spend.

Come for the clothes, stay for the deals.

The simplest way for your shopping needs.

Want to be trendy, then buy trendy online.

Quality and loyalty that’s what matters.

Size doesn’t matter, because everything fits.

Go shopping and see what strikes your attention.

Shop online and get an unforgettable experience.

You can’t have too many clothes or shoes, right.

Money, life, and love are all crap, but fashion is forever.

 

 

Funny Excavation Slogans

We dig it!

You dream, we dig.

Digging to success.

Digging is our passion.

The excavation experts.

Digging from the heart.

Excavating your vision.

We dig to build success.

Moving mountains for you.

Experience the difference.

We move mountains for you.

Building big, digging deep.

Quality excavations, always.

Let us do the heavy lifting.

Trust us to dig your future.

The trusted excavation team.

We dig until it’s done right.

Our passion is to dig deeper.

Trenching our way to success.

Digging the future right now!

We excavate so you can create.

Digging with pride and passion.

We excavate with safety for you.

Your excavation partner for life.

From dirt to perfect construction.

We’re your excavation specialists.

Excavate your dreams into reality.

Excavating excellence, every time.

Where quality meets affordability.

Where excavation meets excellence.

Building together by digging deep.

digging deep to get it done right.

We dig deep to provide excellence.

We give you the foundation to soar.

When you need earth moved, call us.

Digging deep for a stronger future.

We excavate for a solid foundation.

Perfect ground, perfect foundation.

No digging job is too tough for us.

The excavation company you rely on.

Excavating with precision and care.

Your satisfaction is our guarantee.

We dig deep, so you can build high.

Strategic digging, solid foundation.

The excavation company with a heart.

With us, you dig deep and soar high.

Greater digging for a greater future.

Our excavations are designed to last.

Your excavation solution, every time.

Excavators that build the foundation.

Excavating to build solid foundations.

Where every job is done to perfection.

Digging out a path to greater success.

Digging to make your vision come true.

Your satisfaction is our top priority.

Stratified excellence at your service.

Experience the best in excavation work.

Color your future with our excavations.

Excavating today for a better tomorrow.

Quality excavation services with heart.

Digging out solutions that work for you.

Your excavation strategy, our expertise.

We’re the excavation team you can trust.

No job is too small or too large for us.

Building your dreams from the ground up.

Get it done right, right from the start.

For excavations that impress, choose us.

No construction job can begin without us.

We’re the contractors who dig in for you.

Trusted and reliable excavation services.

From dirt to done, we’ve got you covered.

For better buildings, dig a little deeper.

Excavating excellence, one hole at a time.

Strong foundations for a brighter tomorrow.

We dig with purpose, commitment, and pride.

Building your dreams on a solid foundation.

Top-notch excavation services just for you.

Helping you lay the groundwork for success.

For an excavation that impresses, choose us.

The right digging expertise at your service.

Excavation experts that deliver, every time.

On target excavations for your construction.

The excavation company that’s got your back.

The excavators that are here when you need us.

Creating a stable foundation for your success.

Building a better tomorrow one hole at a time.

Digging deep, delivering excellence every time.

We know the earth like the back of our shovels.

Excavating your dreams into reality, every time.

The excavation company that never lets you down.

We believe in digging deeper for better results.

We dig through difficulties to deliver excellence.

We’re the excavation contractors that get it done.

Every move we make is a strong foundation for you.

Efficiency meets excellence in excavation service.

Building strong foundations for a brighter future.

Our expert excavations help build better structures.

We’re the excavation contractors that never give up.

We’re the excavation contractors that never cut corners.

Our excavations are the solid foundation to your success.

 

Funny Travel Slogans

If traveling was free, BYE!

Time is precious; waste it wisely.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Good things come to those who book flights.

It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

I love my job, but only when I’m on vacation!

Education is important. But travel is importante!

I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.

I wish I had never gone traveling. Said no one ever.

Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?

I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.

Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

I need a vacation so long that I forget all my passwords!

I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

I travel a lot. I hate having my life disrupted by routine.

I googled my symptoms. It turns out I just need a vacation.

Life is short. Call in sick and book that last-minute flight.

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a plane ticket.

A plane ticket is the answer, who cares what the question is.

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.

I want someone who looks at me the way I look at a travel magazine.

There should be sympathy cards for returning to work after vacation.

Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are sandy.

Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?

Airports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable.

That moment when boarding is complete and the seat next to you is empty.

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore; they pack and travel the world.

Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

Not all those who wander are lost. They are just looking for a good coffee.

Me: I want to travel more, the bank account: Like, to the park?

I want to live in a world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.

Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.

A journey is like marriage. A sure way to be wrong is to think you control it.

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.

I’m stuck somewhere between I need to save and you only live once.

Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

We don’t stop traveling because we grow old; we grow old because we stop traveling.

I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.

All my friends are having babies, and I’m like: What country am I going to next?

You’ve never felt genuine fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m headed to the airport.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy cause you haven’t been traveling.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.

When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.

If you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first?

You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.

Someone asked me if I was stranded on a desert island, what book would I bring… How to build a boat.

When you’re trying to save money for a house but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.

Go to work. Open computer. Scroll on the internet for plane tickets for six hours. Close the computer. Go home.

If at some point you don’t ask yourself, What have I gotten myself into? then you’re not doing it right.

When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.

I have discovered that there isn’t a surer way to determine whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

My mom watches a particular type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.

Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no… I think I’m gonna book the flight.

By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling & comes to family events tipsy.

Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

 

Funny Electrical Slogans

We’re shocking funny!

Our humor will charge you up!

Our humor knows no resistance!

Let our humor light up your day!

Our humor will recharge your day!

Our humor will light up any room!

Our jokes are always fully charged!

Shocked by our humor? It’s electric!

Our jokes will keep you wired all day!

We’ll get your circuits laughing again!

We’ll energize your day with our humor!

Current events have never been so funny!

We’ll fix your wires and make you smile!

Our jokes will pass the resistance test!

From watts to wit, we’ve got you covered!

Light up your life with a spark of humor!

Our humor is sure to generate some laughs!

Brighten up your day the electrifying way!

Our humor will shock you into a good mood!

Our sense of humor is always fully charged!

Brighten up your day with our electric wit!

Our humor is the lightning bolt of your day!

From circuit boards to comedy, we do it all!

Our jokes are brighter than your lightbulbs!

Brightening up your life one joke at a time!

Brightening up your day, one joke at a time!

Get plugged into our funny electrical antics!

The perfect balance of electricity and humor!

We’re the humor company that also fixes wires!

Get charged up with our funny electrical puns!

We’re wired for laughter, not just electricity!

No current can match our current sense of humor!

Our humor is always current and always positive!

Our humor is the perfect voltage for a great day!

Good humor: the power strip that connects us all!

We’ll restore your power and your sense of humor!

Get a jolt of laughter from our electrical humor!

Our jokes will make you feel like a million volts!

Wire up for our funny and electric sense of humor!

Leave the electricity to us, and the humor to you!

Our humor will shock you… into a fit of laughter!

Our humor is the perfect wattage for a great laugh!

Our humor is the perfect conductor for a great day!

Lighten up your day with our funny electrical puns!

Plug into our humor for a bright and hilarious day!

We’re the electrical company that’ll make you laugh!

Our humor is the bright spot in your electrical day!

We’re the electrical company that’ll make you smile!

Our jokes are the perfect transformer for a dull day!

We’re electricians that know how to lighten the mood!

We’re the funny electricians that know all the jokes!

We’re the laughing lightbulb of the electrical world!

We’ll pulse your day with hilarious electrical humor!

You provide the electricity, we’ll provide the humor!

Our jokes are the perfect short circuit to a bad day!

We’re the wires and the jokes that keep you connected!

Our humor is the perfect shock absorber for a bad day!

We’ll get your wires untangled and your jokes twisted!

Humor: the spark that ignites our electrical knowledge!

We’re the electrical company that’s wired for laughter!

We’re connecting the dots between humor and electricity!

We’ll fix your wires and throw in a few sparks of humor!

Electricity might be serious, but we’re seriously funny!

Our jokes are the perfect circuit breakers for a bad day!

We’ll light up your day with our electric sense of humor!

Electricity is serious, but our humor is seriously funny!

Our humor is the perfect addition to your electrical day!

We’re the electricians that are always plugged into humor!

From short circuits to short jokes, we’ve got you covered!

We’re the light at the end of the funny electrical tunnel!

From current events to electrical jokes, we’ve got it all!

Our jokes might be shocking, but they’re always hilarious!

Our funny electrical jokes are the bright spot in your day!

Electricity can be shocking, but our humor is electrifying!

We’re the electricians that are always charged up for humor!

We’ll make sure your lights are on and your jokes are funny!

We’ll fuse electricity and humor into one hilarious package!

Sparking humor since.. well, since electricity was invented!

We’re the electricians that are always switched on to jokes!

We’re the electricians that are always plugged in to comedy!

You can count on our electrical skills and our humor skills!

Switch on the humor with us, and leave the electricity to us!

Our humor is the perfect fuse to fix your electrical problems!

We’re re-wiring the way you think about humor and electricity!

We’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll need a surge protector!

No need for gloom or darkness, our humor will light up your day!

Our humor is the electrical shock that you won’t mind receiving!

Our humor and electrical knowledge are always in perfect balance!

Electricity, the perfect metaphor for our electric sense of humor!

Your electrical problems might be serious, but our humor is a joke!

We’re the electrical company that’s always adding a spark of humor!

Electricity might be serious, but our humor is the life of the current!

We’re the electricians that know how to light up a room, both literally and figuratively!

Funny Fitness Slogans

No pain, no champagne.

I run…late, for tacos.

Sore muscles, happy heart.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

Sore today, strong tomorrow.

Running: cheaper than therapy.

I don’t sweat, I exude sexy.

I do cardio so I can eat tacos.

Squat like nobody’s watching.

Sweating is just my fat crying.

I don’t sweat, I leak awesome.

Exercise is my anti-bitch serum.

Sweat like a pig, look like a fox!

I lift things up and put them down.

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

Squats? I thought you said ‘shots’!

Dumbbells: the only thing that lifts me.

I run because I really, really like food.

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts?

I’m not a gym rat, I’m a gym unicorn.

Leg day? More like ‘can’t walk’ day.

Sweat is just my body crying tears of joy.

Don’t be a quitter, be a fitness critter.

I run because I really, really like dessert.

Exercise is my favorite way to procrastinate.

Burpees? More like burp-ees after a big meal!

I don’t do push-ups, I push the earth down.

I’m not fat, I’m just gravity-challenged.

Flexing and giggling, my workout is thrilling!

I lift weights…and also cupcakes to my mouth.

If I’m not sore the next day, I did it wrong.

Exercise is my therapy, and the gym is my couch.

Exercise: because punching people is frowned upon.

I exercise because punching people is frowned upon.

Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth!

I exercise because I really like desserts… a lot.

I run…but only if there’s a cute dog chasing me.

Workout because zombies will eat the slow ones first.

I’m not sweating, I’m sparkling with awesomeness.

I do pilates because punching people is frowned upon.

No gym, no problem. I can lift my own ice cream spoon.

I don’t need a six-pack when I can have a whole keg.

Burpees: the sound I make when I’m happy it’s over.

Fitness: the only F-word that doesn’t make me flinch.

Exercise: the key to unlocking your superhero potential.

Warning: Exercise may cause excessive smiling and sexiness.

I exercise because I love to eat…and I love to eat a lot.

I lift weights to make my muscles stronger than my excuses.

The only marathon I’m interested in is a Netflix marathon.

I may not be a supermodel, but at least I can touch my toes.

Exercise: because Netflix and chill doesn’t burn calories.

Zumba: where uncoordinated people become dancing superstars.

I may be slow, but at least I’m lapping everyone on the couch.

I do yoga to relieve stress…and also because lying down is easy.

I do yoga to relax…and by relax, I mean nap in awkward positions.

Warning: I may start talking about my workout if you get too close.

Exercise: the only legal way to punch people without going to jail.

Exercise is my favorite high-intensity activity…after eating cake.

Flexibility is just a fancy word for ‘I can still touch my toes.’

I’m not here for a long time; I’m here for a fun time at the gym!

I work out because I love my muscles more than I hate getting out of bed.

I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my dreams.

Fit is the new skinny, but I’m aiming for ‘fit enough to eat pizza.’

Exercise is my happy hour…except without the cocktails…or the happiness.

I work out because I know I would’ve been the first to die in the Hunger Games.

Step aside, Wonder Woman. I’ve got my own lasso of truth…around my muffin top.

I work out because I heard there’s a magical land called ‘In Shape’ and I want to go there.

 

Funny Tea Slogans

I Love Tea.

Teas With Spot

More And Aware

Tea Loves You.

Swing Your Tea.

An Army Of Tea.

Tea, What Else?

Teas With Drink

Teas With Sense

Every Tea Helps.

Designed For Tea.

Avez-Vous Un Tea?

From Cold To Close

Teas With Position

From Cool To Eager

Set Of The Tea Leaf

What’s In Your Tea?

I Wish I Had A Tea.

Tea For The Masses.

Range Of The Dinner

Make It A Tea Night.

Too Orangey For Tea.

Office Of The Teatime

Iced Tea, Take A Seat

Work Hard, Brew Harder

Teahouse Is What We Do

Work Hard, Brew Harder

Strong Cup, Hot Teacup

From Less To More Than

Schhh… You Know Tea.

Tea The River Of Life.

Work Hard, Brew Harder

Work Hard, Brew Harder

Weak Oolong, Sweet Brew

Decoction Is What We Do

You Can Be Sure Of Tea.

Good Tea, Built For You

Herbal Tea, We Are Here

Play Tea, Start Living.

Strong Brew, Weak Kettle

Post Of The Afternoon Tea

Good Chais Are What We Do

Santa, All I Want Is Tea.

More Cha, Cold Restaurant

Hot Awares Are What We Do

Have A Break. Have A Tea.

Sweet Dinner, Cold Kettle

Iced Decafs Are What We Do

Come To Life. Come To Tea.

Green Eat, Iced Restaurant

Things Go Better With Tea.

Iced Tea, Let’s Get To Work

There’s Lots Of Fun In Tea.

Hot Tea, Let’s Start Today!

Tea. The Power On Your Side.

Two Tea Are Better Than One.

Men Can’t Help Acting On Tea.

Green Tea Leaf, Sweet Refreshment

Why Can’t Everything Orange Be Tea?

Why Can’t Everything Orange Be Tea?

Life’s Pretty Straight Without Tea.

You’ve Got Questions. We’ve Got Tea.

 

 

Funny Lawyer Slogans

Law a status.

We battle for you.

We proof you and us.

The law individuals.

We improve the object.

Fulfill what you need.

Fortitude to acquire it.

Law is a female strength.

Allow your law to stream.

Worth in each undertaking.

Fewer words and more works.

We comprehend your anxiety.

The moral is being set here.

Positive outcomes in each way.

Equality is our first priority.

An ideal suit for each occasion.

You and proof are our certainty.

A reality for a better tomorrow.

The hand that is conveyed by law.

Your motivation we see impeccably.

Pick the right group for your freedoms.

We have confidence when we handle your case.

We consider them to be a different free unit.

 

Funny Hotel Slogans

Stay Smart

Experience it

Enjoy your day

Enjoy every day!

Make your next big

Our Space Our Ways

To Better Your Day

The beach paradise

make the right move

A moment so special

We go the extra goat

Welcome to happiness

Always a warm welcome

Let’s go everywhere

Choose your own space

Join Us for the Season

Your piece of sky rest

Hotels served in style

Come home to happiness

Act like you are at home

Your Home away from Home

You’re here. You’re home

Come. relax. Enjoy a bite

Spend a blissful vacation.

Have the best vacation ever

Float in comfort and luxury

Serenity.. that you deserve

Relaxation like never before

The luxury of being yourself

The true space for relaxation

The best part of your journey

The World’s Most Unusual Hotels

Spend your vacation luxuriously

Stay connected at Multimedia Connect

Because vacations are for relaxation

You’re going to like the way you look

The Best Western Premier, The Queen Hotel

It’s your life..Enjoy the way you want.

Get Ready to live for an unlimited living

We go the extra mile to be open and honest.

 

Funny Funeral Home Slogans

True Respect.

Celebrating Life.

Lighting Your Way.

We Grieve With You.

We’ll tuck you in.

A Tradition Of Trust.

Memories Are Forever.

We’re dead serious.

Life as it Should be.

Power to the Peaceful.

Three Generations Proud.

Committed To Excellence.

Create a Wow Experience.

Respectful. Professional.

Our Family Serving Yours.

Everyones Dying To Get In.

We put the fun in funeral.

Providing A Life Remembered.

The long journey begins here.

Because There Is A Difference.

Compassionate Funeral Service.

We’ll Treat Them Like Family.

We’ll Treat Them Like Family.

From Home to Heaven, God Speed!

Where Beauty Softens Your Grief.

Our day begins when your day ends.

We treat you as if you were family.

Serving The Community For 50 Years.

When You Need Us, We’ll Be There.

Locally Owned & Operated Since 1950.

A Family Tradition For Over 40 Years.

Celebrating Life, One Family At A Time.

People are dying to do business with us.

Modern Service With Traditional Dignity.

We’ll make you look drop-dead gorgeous.

Serving the Communities of our Community.

Funerals, cremations, & tribute services.

A place where everybody is fresh to death.

Coffins so nice, you’ll wanna die twice.

One Of America’s Greatest Funeral Homes.

Put them in the ground, With no money down.

You wouldn’t wake up, so we added make-up.

We promise your loved ones won’t complain.

Everyone is dying to have their funeral here.

Quality service is irrelevant when your dead.

You shouldn’t be caught dead anywhere else.

Serving with dignity, compassion, and excellence.

You only get one chance to make a last impression.

Helping Families Honor The Lives Of Those They Love.

When death comes knocking on your door; come knocking on ours.

We guarantee that our clients always go to Heaven or money back.

 

Funny Security Slogans

Safety comes first.

Safety is in our DNA.

Protecting you 24/7/365.

Don’t be a sitting duck.

We’re your defense team.

Security is our specialty.

We are always watching you!

The solid theft protection.

For those who value freedom.

Your safety is our priority.

We protect you and your family.

Protecting you is our priority.

Cyber security is our specialty.

You can run but you can’t hide!

Don’t you dare try to get away.

A safeguard company you can trust.

We provide perfect cyber services.

Surveillance is the key to success.

We have eyes on you, 24 hours a day.

Think no one is watching? Think again!

Safety and security are our specialty.

Risking nothing is risking everything.

Protect yourself from the cyber world.

We’ll keep you safe from cyber-crime.

Trust us with your security and safety.

Our security is watching night and day!

The best protection against cyber-crime.

Don’t be the next victim of cybercrime.

Our team has experience in cybersecurity.

If you want to be safe, we are the answer.

Cyber security protection is our business.

We are here to protect you from cybercrimes.

Keep your business safe with our surveillance.

Our cameras will catch you and call the police!

Security through observation, that’s our motto!

If you do something bad, our cameras will see it!

We can see you in our camera, we know what you did!

Don’t do it, our camera will catch you red handed.

Don’t just secure your computer, secure your future.

We’ll keep you safe from any dangers on the internet.

We’re experts in cyber security and safety protection.

You thought no one was watching, but our security is 24/7!

You won’t get away with your crime, not with us watching!

 

 

Funny Accounting Slogans

Our humor is tax deductible!

Bookkeeping with a side of wit!

Keeping your finances fun and funky!

Our jokes are as good as our bottom line!

Our jokes are certified to make you smile!

Count on us for laughs and balanced books!

Our accounting jokes are worth every penny!

No dull moments, just debits and punchlines!

From spreadsheets to stand-up, we do it all!

Laugh your way to financial success with us!

Accounting made funny, so you don’t have to!

Numbers can be funny too, let us show you how!

Putting the ‘fun’ in financial statements!

Accounting made hilarious, one joke at a time!

We’ll turn your tax blues into laughter cues!

Making accounting less taxing and more amusing!

Accounting with a side of laughter, served daily!

We crunch numbers and jokes with equal precision!

We’ll make accounting a laughing matter for you!

Where laughter meets ledgers, we’re the experts!

We’ll balance your books and your sense of humor!

We’ll make you giggle while we balance the books!

We’re number crunchers by day, comedians by night!

When you need a laugh, we’re the accountant for you!

We’ll make your balance sheets and your sides split!

Adding humor to your financial statements since [year]!

Our accountants are number wizards and comedy geniuses!

Accounting that will have you doubled over with laughter!

Our accounting humor will have you rolling in the aisles!

Where accounting meets comedy – no boring ledgers here!

Laughing all the way to the bank with our accounting humor!

Taking the ‘fun’ out of ‘fundamentals’ since [year].

We’ll make your balance sheet and your funny bone balance!

We bring the numbers and the laughter to your financial world!

Why settle for a boring accountant? Choose us for a good laugh!

We’re serious about your finances, but not about being serious!

Our accountants have a Ph.D. in numbers and a black belt in comedy!

Our accounting jokes will have you laughing all the way to the bank!

When it comes to accounting, we’re no joke… but our taglines are!

Numbers don’t have to be boring – let us bring the fun to finance!

 

 

Funny Chicken Slogans

 

Get Your Funny On!

All Fun, No Feathers

Captivating Fowl Fun

Cheep-Cheep Hilarity

For Like No Fowl Play

Laughter From the Coop

Celebrating Fowl Humor

All Humor, No Fowl Play

Party with Funny Chicken

Have a Cluckin’ Good Time

The Fowl Way to Amusement

Cluck It Up – Funny Chicken

The Poultry Palate Pleasers

Don’t Be Chicken – Be Funny

Something Funny’s Unfolding

Crack Up With Funny Chicken

Let the Yolks Do the Talkin’

Let Your Funny Be Wild & Free

Don’t Be a Chicken – Get Funny

Let Your Imagination Cluck Free

Chickens Make Everything Better

Nothing Funny About Our Chicken

Come Get Your Chicken & Humor Fix

Crack a Smile – Enjoy Funny Chicken

Time To Get Cluckin’ – Funny Chicken

Comfort Delicious with Funny Chicken

Cluck and Smile – With Funny Chicken

Why Not Cluck Around – Funny Chicken

Let Your Fun Roost With Funny Chicken

You’re In For A Treat – Funny Chicken

Sizzle Up Some Smiles – Funny Chicken

It’s What’s for Dinner – Funny Chicken

Get Set for Funny Times – Chicken Style

Get In The Chicken Mood – Funny Chicken

The Good Ol’ Days – Funny Chicken Style

Funny and Tasty – A Perfect Combination

Humor That is Truly Finger-Licking Good

Make Fowl Chuckles – Funny Chicken Style

Spread Your Chicken Wings – Have Some Fun

The Perfect Combination – Funny & Chicken

No Kidding Around – This is Funny Chicken

Laugh Your Heart Out – With Funny Chicken

Fowl Not Needed – Funny Chicken Just Right

The Funniest Birds in Town – Funny Chicken

Bask in the Funniness – With Funny Chicken

Bite Into Some Humor – Funny Chicken Style

Free-Range Fun Times – Funny Chicken Style

Living the Funny Life – Every Chicken’s Dream

Breath Life into Your Routine – Funny Chicken

Enjoy A Healthy Dose of Humor – Funny Chicken Style

 

Funny Gaming Slogans

Rise and game!

Game on, rule on.

Power on. Game on.

Pause. Play again.

Power up your playtime.

Game hard, live better.

Game face on, world off.

Master your gaming skills.

Level up your gaming mojo.

Join the gaming revolution.

Gameplay is my happy place.

Gaming: the ultimate quest.

Join the gaming revolution!

Level up your gaming arsenal.

Gaming: the road to greatness.

Where gaming dreams come true.

The game is on, are you ready?

Gaming: your virtual playground.

Play like there’s no tomorrow.

Game like there’s no tomorrow.

One game, endless possibilities.

Gaming: where legends come alive.

Unlock your true gaming potential.

Press start to begin a new adventure.

Level up your skills, level up your life.

The power of gaming: unleash your potential.

 

 

Funny Cancer Slogans

Be patient.

Take a chance!

Know your body.

You can beat it.

You are not alone.

To face your fears,

Fight for your life.

Cancer is not contagious.

Take good care of yourself.

Don’t miss out on your life.

I will always be there for you.

Don’t give up. Keep fighting.

Cancer can be a very scary thing.

If it’s a picture, take a million.

Live life, love life and laugh life.

Don’t let cancer take away your life.

There are many different types of cancer.

Live every day as though it was your last.

Colon cancer occurs mostly in older adults.

Happiness is a feeling that’s within you.

It all works together for your highest good.

Cancer has touched many people in their lives.

Be grateful for what you have, and help others.

There are many types of cancer and many stages.

I am in control of my health and healing process.

Know that you have a lot of supporters out there.

If you don’t feel happy, then change something.

Let your friends and family know you’re going through cancer.

The greatest gift in life is not the things we get but what we give.

The best days of my life have been the ones when i’ve battled cancer.

Get the facts about cancer, prevention, treatment, survivorship and more.

I don’t think my cancer is going to kill me but i am willing to bet that it could.

 

 

Funny Money Slogans

Bank wisely and wittily.

Smart money is fun money.

You can save and have fun too.

Who says money can’t be amusing?

Invest in humor – and yourself.

Financial savvy can be funny too.

Who says finances can’t be funny?

You don’t have to be dull to save.

Be smart AND funny with your money.

Be a witty investor – and win big.

Capitalize on laughs, not just cash.

No need to keep your finances boring.

Clever finances make savvy investors.

A giggle a day keeps the banker away.

Be financially savvy – and hilarious.

Life’s too short to be broke AND boring.

Make your money happy by adding a laugh.

A funny motto is worth a million dollars.

Up your financial game with a little wit.

Life’s too short to have boring finances.

Don’t let your finances put you to sleep.

Humor and finance: a winning combination.

If money talks, then let’s make it funny!

Be comical and clever with your finances.

No need for finances to be a snooze fest.

Humorous finances: the ultimate life hack.

Make money moves – with a sense of humor.

Witty finances can make you rich in spirit.

Laugh all the way to the bank – seriously.

Smart investors know how to invest in humor.

A sense of humor can take your finances far.

Your bank account doesn’t have to be a drag.

Life’s too short to be serious all the time.

Be clever with your cash – and your comedy.

Be clever with your cash – and your comedy.

Money can be amusing – let us show you how.

Be clever with your cash by keeping it witty.

Keep your money lively with a sense of humor.

Don’t let boring finances get the best of you.

Lighten up on your finances – and your mood!

Trust us, funny money slogans don’t depreciate.

Don’t save your sense of humor for the weekend.

Life’s too short to have a boring bank account.

Be a financial genius – with a side of humor.

Show your finances some love – with laughter.

No need for finances to be dry – add some wit.

Be innovative with your money – and your jokes.

Get a good laugh and a good return on investment.

Keep your money lively – with a sense of humor.

Be shrewd – and amusing – with your finances.

Money is no joke – but funny money slogans are.

Add humor to your bank deposits – and your life.

Be creative with your finances – and your humor.

Be a financial hotshot with a good sense of humor.

Keep your finances fresh with funny money slogans.

Be a financial maverick – with a sense of humor.

Want a successful financial future? Add some humor.

Money doesn’t have to be dull – make it hilarious!

Boast your sense of humor and your financial smarts.

Be brilliant – and amusing – with your finances.

Make your savings account smile with a funny slogan.

No need for finances to be a drag – add some jokes.

Be smart and funny with your finances – it pays off.

Be innovative – and humorous – with your finances.

A little humor goes a long way in the financial world.

Money shouldn’t be a ball and chain – add some humor.

Laugh all the way to the bank with funny money slogans.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a good laugh.

Don’t let your money be a bore – give it some giggle.

Smart investors know how to add humor to their finances.

Make your finances the life of the party – with humor.

Life’s too short for boring finances – add some humor.

No need to be uptight about finances – add some humor.

Saving doesn’t have to be somber – add a little humor.

Don’t take your finances too seriously – add some fun.

Financiers with a sense of humor always come out on top.

You work hard for your cash, so why not have fun with it?

Let funny money slogans inspire your financial creativity.

Smart financiers know how to add joy to their investments.

Be witty with your wallet – and watch your savings grow.

No need for finances to be a nightmare – add some humor.

Smart investors know how to laugh all the way to the bank.

Have fun with your finances – without breaking the bank.

A good chuckle can lift your spirits and your bank account.

Whether you’re a bull or a bear, a good laugh always helps.

Don’t take your finances too seriously – add some giggles.

Don’t let your finances put you to sleep – add some laughs.

Is your bank account snoring? Wake it up with a funny slogan.

No need to be a Scrooge with your finances – add some humor.

For a financial pick-me-up, get yourself a funny money slogan.

There’s more to money than just numbers – add some hilarity.

No need for finances to be black and white – add some color.

Need some pep in your step? Add a touch of humor to your money.

Don’t let mundane finances drag you down – add some laughter.

It’s not just about your net worth – it’s about your net wit.

Don’t let your bank account be a zombie – wake it up with humor.

Add some personality to your finances – with funny money slogans.

Add some personality to your finances – with funny money slogans.

Whether it’s a penny or a Benjamin, funny money slogans make it lighter.

You might not have a sense of humor about your finances, but your money does.

 

Funny Cricket Slogans

It is simply cricket.

Just think of cricket.

Celebrate your victory.

Defense is going to win.

Wow! It’s a free hit.

My identity is a champion.

Win easily by training hard.

Don’t leave it till the end.

We are addicted to you, cricket.

Stop talking and start hitting.

Team does not consist of I.

I play cricket even in my dreams.

Leave it all while playing ball.

Nothing is impossible in cricket.

Attitude happens to be everything.

Attitude matters a lot in cricket.

Keep your cool and go on batting.

Make it a habit of playing cricket.

Success = Motivation + dedication.

Cricket provides food for my soul.

I feel hot because of your bouncer.

Cricket is the gentlemen’s game.

Allow the game of cricket to begin.

Cricket aids in enhancing my health.

Are you capable of feeling the heat?

My heart keeps on beating for cricket.

Walk home in case you don’t run hard.

Our blood, our perspiration, your tears.

Responsibility is the price of greatness.

Practice purposefully, play passionately.

If you fail to train, you train to fail.

Although you are strong, we are stronger.

A genuine champion never thinks of losing.

Nothing is worthwhile without taking risks.

Actions speak louder as compared to words.

Cricket has been tested and approved by Moms.

I have my own attitude; don’t show it to me.

I am not only fond of cricket; I am hooked to it.

I am never afraid of losing while playing cricket.

You know how to make decisions by playing sports.

I am a lover of cricket from the core of my heart.

Cricket helps me to get rid of stress and tension.

Cricket will allow you to do something great in life.

Instead of calling them rivals, I call them victims.

Scoring is essential in cricket, and we know how to do it.

In case you make good habits, they will pay you in return.

In case you run faster, you will be able to finish sooner.

It does not matter how hard you hit, but how hard you are hit.

Suffering from pain will allow you to become a better cricketer.

You need to play the game at the highest level to become a champion.

 

Funny Auto Shop Slogans

We deliver what we commit

Give your car a new look

Get honest service with us

It’s time to make you proud

It’s time to Re-Tire your car

Forget all the dents on your car

Your worries are all our concern

High quality is our primary goal

We are known for our reliability

Trust us; this is our main concern

You will never forget our services

Known for a well-established brand

We add wings to your new car models

We deliver power without any control

Reboot your riding experience with us

Your satisfaction is our primary goal

We redefined your car with extra care

We deliver excellence with our services

If you want instant services, come to us.

We deliver a cure to your damaged vehicles

Get an easy life with our modern technology

Want to shine your car? Then come to meet us

We share happiness through car caring services

Our expert’s reliable offer reliable services

We know how to help our customers with extra care

Fast services for fast treatment to your vehicle

Relive your passion with our well-designed fashion

We deliver the best quality with our best services

Get easy and smooth life with our repairing services

You will never make the wrong decision of choosing us

Trust our services and get the best driving experience

We work very hard to deliver the best services to you

We provide quality with the best servicing experience

We deliver perfect services for your damaged vehicles

Top known quality services for your automotive services

Make your ride memorable with a smooth-riding experience

We have an expert to provide medicine to your damaged car

Do you require the best car doctor in town, come to meet us

We always take care of your cars and the people who drive it

We provide a quality experience with a new riding experience

Facing any issue with your car, then get our instant solution

You will enjoy it by using our extra care hustle free service

We believe that you should relive your best riding moments with us

We provide the best quality and reliable services for your vehicles

Hurry up, come to visit us for getting your car to be treated nicely

We provide love, care, and honesty that’s all you desire for your car

Feeling bored with your old car then come to us we will turn it into new

Wanna take advantage of personalized repairing services, come to us soon

If you have any emergency then come to us; we will provide the best solutions to you

 

Funny Law Firm Slogans

Your Legal Pit Stop.

Got Court? We Got You.

The ‘Sue’ Stoppers.

We Turn Suits Into Solutions.

We’ll Get You Off the Hook!

Your Legal Struggles End Here.

We Put the ‘Act’ in Action.

We Make the Law Less of A Claw.

We’re the ‘Us’ in Justice.

Jail Exchange? Not on Our Watch!

Law Battles? We Got the Rattles.

We Wear Suits to Suit Your Needs.

We’re the ‘Win’ in Winning.

Making Legal Matters Less Matter.

Keeping the ‘Law’ in Lawsuit.

We Turn Legal Frights Into Rights.

We’re the ‘Suit’ in Lawsuit.

We’re the ‘Pro’ in Protocol.

We’re the Legal Eagles You Need!

You Break ’em, We’ll Take ’em.

We’re the ‘Lit’ in Litigation.

We Put the ‘court’ in Your Court.

Got Problems? We’ve Got Precedents!

We Put the ‘Win’ in Your Lawsuit!

Helping You Get Out Of the Legal Maze.

Your Comfort in The Court Is Our Sport.

Your Legal Lifeboat in The Sea of Crime.

Where There’s a Will, We’re the Way.

We Care About You, Not Just Your Lawsuit.

Your Legal Pals. No Gavels, Just Gospels.

We Don’t Pass the Buck, We Pass the Bar.

Where There’s Blame, We’re Your Claim.

Making Laws Easy, Breezy, and Less Queasy.

Don’t Lose Sleep, We Got Your Legal Heap.

We Turn Your ‘Uh-Oh’ Into ‘Oh Yes’.

We’re the ‘Ease’ in Cease and Desist.

We’re as Relentless as Your Mother-In-Law.

The Best in The West, and East, and Everywhere.

Law Is Our Bread and Butter, without The Bitter.

We’re Like Legal Ninjas, but With Better Outfits.

We Fight Your Legal Battles, So You Don’t Have To.

We’re the Light at The End of Your Litigation Tunnel.

We Know Law Better than Your Grandma Knows Her Recipes.

You Can’t Afford a Crime, but You Can Afford Our Time.

Because ‘Oops’ and ‘Sorry’ Won’t Work in Court.

 

Funny Delivery Slogans

We pick up

We bring joy

We love to do

Always on time

Trust is almost

So fast, So easy

Delivery matters

Never compromise

Promise delivery

You can trust us.

Ontime everything

Devoted to Quality

We transport love.

Easing your business

We are above the rest

You will appreciate us

Satisfaction delivered

Think courier.Think us

Need,satisfy worry-free

Faster is always better

Superfast courier agent

Fast, on time delivered

We’ve good in courier

Think, click and pick up

Your package, our passion

A courier who can count on

Dedicated to your business

Delivered to your destination

Give us a chance to help you.

Wise courier for wise business

Delivery at speed of the clock

Treating every business special

Awaiting your call for pick up?

Call us for a smooth transition.

Served Better….Business Better

‘coz we know the price of time.

Great delivery as quick as a clock

Your comfort is what our service is.

We won’t keep you waiting for long.

Do you want a fast service? Just call us.

Giving you a perfect service is our pride.

We understand the valuable time that we save.

Trust is the best way to keep trust. We owe it.

No mistake, quick service is always for your sake.

We will help you send your wishes to your loved ones.

We are as fast as air and as trustworthy as your heart.

 

Funny Laundry Slogans

Smell the freshness

Make laundry great again

Leave the laundry to us.

Helping you glow better.

We make laundry more fun.

We care about your laundry.

The clean you can count on.

A clean shirt = a fresh feel

The less laundry the better.

Less laundry, more memories.

Make laundry day a happy one.

Your laundry – our pleasure.

We make it easy to do laundry.

Cleanliness is half the battle.

We make laundry look effortless.

We make your laundry look great.

Let us take care of your laundry.

We make laundry day a happy time.

Laundry times are always the best.

Doing laundry is a necessary evil.

Lighten your load and your laundry.

Freshness starts with clean clothes.

Let your clothes be as fresh as you.

Say no to bad odor from now onwards.

Where clean clothes are a guarantee.

Let us give your clothes a good bath.

Cleanliness is a sign of good health.

Love the little laundry glows on you.

Let us take the hassle out of laundry.

Cleanliness is part of your lifestyle.

How about spending time doing your laundry?

We’ll take care of all your laundry needs.

Trying to be the best place for your clothes.

We’re passionate about laundry, and it shows.

There’s no better feeling than clean clothes.

It’s time to give your wardrobe a spring cleaning!

Because weekends call for a little bit of laundry time.

We are giving your clothes the makeover that they need.

Guess who took away the bad odor from your dirty clothes?

You drop food on your clothes; we are here to clean the mess.

Helping you in creating a fresh environment with your clothes.

Dirty shirts and smelly socks do not need to run away from us.

The ultimate solution to your stinking clothes is ready to help.

You can forget about stinky clothes once you come to our service.

We exist so that you do not have an existential crisis with stinky clothes on.

We know you are too lazy to get up and do your laundry, so we are here at your service.

We work hard so that you can be stress-free after treating your clothes with the food that you had.

 

Funny Quality Slogans

Quality is duty

Quality over cost

Quality has no boundary

Quality can never be hidden

Quality for everyone indeed.

Time has no impact on quality

Quality over quantity indeed.

Thus, you must aim for the best.

So, we provide the best quality.

Quality reveals your personality

U followed by Q makes a difference

We are the best in business indeed.

Out of quality means out of business\

The cost of quality is hard to measure

However, quality is everybody’s duty.

Delivering the best quality since 20**.

Quality is an attribute that is appreciated

Quality is the goal and that’s how we roll

Quality today is certainly the quality forever.

Because we are proud of the quality we provide.

Because we prefer quality over quantity any day.

When we administrate well, we get a good outcome.

When you look for the best, focus on the quality.

Because profit is the outcome of incredible administration.

Because you need to enhance your lifestyle with quality living.

Eventually, the essence of quality inside you will be expressed.

So, enjoy the profits as an outcome of incredible administration.

When you choose the best quality products, you enhance your lifestyle.

So, providing the best quality is the best strategy to become successful.

When you serve the best quality, you follow the best strategy for success.

 

Funny Cookie Slogans

Delightfully delicious

A bite that brings joy

The sweetest indulgence

Taste the deliciousness

The perfect combination

Everybody loves cookies.

Cookie love is universal.

Taste the joy of cookies.

Cookie love is all around.

Cookie cravings satisfied.

A taste for every occasion

Cookie cravings, satisfied.

So good it’s hard to stop

The sweetest treats around.

We bake smiles, not cookies.

Take time for a cookie break.

Treat yourself to our cookies.

Indulge in our sinful cookies!

Our cookies will make your day!

Cookies make life worth living.

We have cookies for every mood!

Share the love, share a cookie.

You can’t resist our cookies!

Cookie cravings satisfied here.

Make life sweeter with a cookie.

Cookie love is always in season.

We put the O in the cookie.

Your favorite cookie destination.

Treat yourself to something sweet.

Tastes so good you’ll believe it

Our cookies are the real deal!

Life is simply sweeter with cookies.

A cookie a day keeps the grump away.

Delicious cookies for all occasions.

Our cookies are the talk of the town.

Tastes so good you’ll do a double take

We’re the cookie company with a heart.

We’re the best damn cookie company around.

Our cookies are guaranteed to make you smile!

Cookie love is the sweetest way to spread joy.

Need a pick-me-up? Our cookies will do the trick!

Our cookies are the perfect way to show you care!

Satisfy your sweet tooth with our delicious cookies!

Our cookies are so good, they’re illegal in some states!

 

 

Funny Meat Slogans

Bring us meat.

Relax to eat meat.

Heat it and eat it.

Eat meat to be sweet.

Make a plain to meat.

Enjoy the meat tonight.

Eat meat without guilt.

Change the meat you eat.

Guys, here’s the meat!

Meat through your stress.

Meat meet cook in street.

If you eat meat, you win.

All fail to beat our meat.

Meat may draw us together.

Chop chop, and here it is.

Eat fresh meat and stay fit.

Don’t be weak, eat the meat.

Better to eat, come on for meat.

Iron what? Know your meat first.

Meet for meat, to eat some meat.

Do not look back. Just have meat.

Pack your meat if you go into heat.

None can beat the one who eats meat.

Meat is not just a meat, but to eat.

Store your meat in the lower fridge.

Cover your dill before you may spill.

Stronger eat, weaker are just a meat.

Strengthen your teeth to have our meat.

Can you listen to the call of your meat?

It is never impossible to eat whole meat.

Are you dead meat if you are what you eat?

Coke and roasted chicken are the real deal.

Boss is coming, did you make meat for meet.

Why meet when you can have meat staying back.

Give me slices of meat, otherwise I will beat.

Remember to cover your stump in case you hump.

Cut the meat with impact, you want live in reflect.

Appearance does not matter when it tastes heavenly.

Make a neat treat out of your meat by packaging it.

Do not miss to wrap your gator; otherwise, you’ll cry for it later.

Whatever meat you insert in your sandwich, Wrapping your hoagie is a must.

 

 

Funny Heart Slogans

A funny heart goes a long way.

A happy heart is a healthy heart.

A happy heart equals a happy life.

Dance to the beat of a funny heart.

A heart full of humor never grows old.

A humorous heart is a beautiful heart.

Laughter is the sound of a happy heart.

A funny heart is a light in the darkness.

A heart that laughs is a heart that loves.

Life is a joke, so have a hilarious heart.

Heart on fire with humor, ignite your soul.

Keep your heart light and your humor heavy.

Smile with your heart, laugh with your soul.

A heart full of humor is a soul full of joy.

Let your heart laugh, it’s good for the soul.

The heart of a joker is the heart of a winner.

Life is a comedy, let your heart be the actor.

Joy is in the simple things, like a funny heart.

Laughter is the music of the heart, play it loud.

Keep your heart happy, and you’ll be unstoppable.

A heart full of laughter is a heart full of life.

Keep your heart funny, and you’ll never grow old.

Keep your heart funny, and you’ll never be lonely.

A happy heart is a magnet for good things in life.

Life is like a joke, let your heart laugh a little.

A funny heart is the truest reflection of the soul.

Keep a funny heart, and you’ll never lose your way.

Laughter is the key to happiness, unlock your heart.

Laughter is the spice of life, add it to your heart.

Happiness is contagious, spread it with a funny heart.

Laugh with your heart, and your heart will laugh back.

Keep your heart in the right place, and a funny place.

Keep your heart funny, it’s the best medicine for life.

Life is short, make it sweet and funny with your heart.

Laughter is the best medicine, especially for the heart.

A happy heart is the best medicine for life’s challenges.

Laughter is the magic in life, let your heart be the wand.

A heart full of laughter makes the world a brighter place.

Keep your heart full of humor, it makes everything better.

Don’t take life too seriously, just keep your heart funny.

Life is too short to be unhappy, so keep your heart funny.

Life is a journey of laughter, so let your heart guide you.

Don’t take life too seriously, let your heart laugh a little.

A good humor is like a good medicine, let your heart have it.

Laughter is the sunshine in the storm, keep it in your heart.

A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, and so does a funny heart.

Bring a smile to your heart, and the world will smile with you.

Too much seriousness can make you sick, so keep your heart funny.

Life’s too short to be serious, embrace the joke with your heart.

Fill your heart with laughter, it’s the best feeling in the world.

Life’s too short to miss out on laughter, fill your heart with it.

Life doesn’t have to be perfect, but a funny heart makes it better.

 

 

Funny Mechanic Slogans

Your car, our pride.

We deliver what we commit

Give your car a new look

Expertise you can count on.

The care your car deserves.

We keep your wheels turning.

Your car’s wellness center.

We keep your car running strong

It’s time to Re-Tire your car

Your go-to auto repair experts.

The key to quality auto repairs.

Driving excellence since [year].

Your worries are all our concern

We keep your vehicle in top gear

We are known for our reliability

High quality is our primary goal

We keep your car running like new

You will never forget our services

Known for a well-established brand

Trust us; this is our main concern

Exceptional care for your vehicle.

We’ll get your car back in action

We add wings to your new car models

Your reliable source for auto care.

Your satisfaction is our primary goal

We deliver power without any control

Your car’s well-being is our priority

We deliver excellence with our services

Your car’s lifeline, our expert repairs

Taking care of your ride, inside and out.

Driving confidence through reliable repairs.

Want to shine your car? Then come to meet us

Your car’s lifeline for top-quality repairs

We share happiness through car caring services

We bring your car’s performance to new heights

Our expert’s reliable offer reliable services

Where reliability meets expertise in auto repairs

We know how to help our customers with extra care

Fast services for fast treatment to your vehicle

Putting the pedal to the metal on customer service.

We deliver the best quality with our best services

Where dedication meets craftsmanship in auto repairs

You will never make the wrong decision of choosing us

We deliver perfect services for your damaged vehicles

Trust our services and get the best driving experience

We work very hard to deliver the best services to you

We provide quality with the best servicing experience

Top known quality services for your automotive services

Your car’s best caretakers for repairs and maintenance

We always take care of your cars and the people who drive it

We provide the best quality and reliable services for your vehicles

Wanna take advantage of personalized repairing services, come to us soon

 

Funny Fishing Slogans

We deliver what we commit

Give your car a new look

Expertise you can count on.

The care your car deserves.

We keep your wheels turning.

Your car’s wellness center.

We keep your car running strong

It’s time to Re-Tire your car

Your go-to auto repair experts.

The key to quality auto repairs.

Driving excellence since [year].

Your worries are all our concern

We keep your vehicle in top gear

We are known for our reliability

High quality is our primary goal

We keep your car running like new

You will never forget our services

Known for a well-established brand

Trust us; this is our main concern

Exceptional care for your vehicle.

We’ll get your car back in action

We add wings to your new car models

Your reliable source for auto care.

Your satisfaction is our primary goal

We deliver power without any control

Your car’s well-being is our priority

We deliver excellence with our services

Your car’s lifeline, our expert repairs

Taking care of your ride, inside and out.

Driving confidence through reliable repairs.

Want to shine your car? Then come to meet us

Your car’s lifeline for top-quality repairs

We share happiness through car caring services

We bring your car’s performance to new heights

Our expert’s reliable offer reliable services

Where reliability meets expertise in auto repairs

We know how to help our customers with extra care

Fast services for fast treatment to your vehicle

Putting the pedal to the metal on customer service.

We deliver the best quality with our best services

Where dedication meets craftsmanship in auto repairs

You will never make the wrong decision of choosing us

We deliver perfect services for your damaged vehicles

Trust our services and get the best driving experience

We work very hard to deliver the best services to you

We provide quality with the best servicing experience

Top known quality services for your automotive services

Your car’s best caretakers for repairs and maintenance

We always take care of your cars and the people who drive it

We provide the best quality and reliable services for your vehicles

Wanna take advantage of personalized repairing services, come to us soon

 

 

Funny Science Slogans

Prove It.

STEMinist.

Up and Atom!

Science Matters.

Science: It Works.

I Zinc I Like You.

Alkynes of Trouble.

Give Me a Reaction.

In Science We Trust.

Let’s Get Chemical.

You Matter! Literally.

We’ve Got Chemistry.

You’re Sodium Funny!

Art is I; science is we.

You Are Your Only Limit.

Imagine, Invent, Inspire.

Never. Stop. Questioning.

Art is science made clear.

Science Is My Super Power.

Science is worth exploring.

Science Will Not Be Silenced.

Science is Worth Studying For.

Science is organized knowledge.

Experiment. Fail, Learn. Repeat.

We Like The Element of Surprise.

Always Questions, Always Wonder.

Travel the universe with Science.

Keep Calm & Put Your Lab Coat On.

Let’s Have a Moment of Science.

Be the Energy You Want to Attract.

Science is nothing but perception.

Demand Evidence & Think Critically.

There are no shortcuts in evolution.

Science causes all kinds of reactions.

You must not deny my right to ask why.

Think Like a Proton…Always Positive.

Science: Where little things mean a lot.

Sometimes You Win & Sometimes You Learn.

Touch a scientist and you touch a child.

You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.

Life is not an exact science, it is an art.

Germanium, Nickel, Uranium, Sulfer = GeNiUS.

Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences.

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.

Science does not know its debt to imagination.

Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.

Magic is just stuff science hasn’t made boring yet.

If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.

Science knows only one commandment – contribute to science.

 

Funny Exercise Slogans

No pain, no champagne.

Sweat is your fat crying.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

Sore today, strong tomorrow.

Squat like nobody’s watching.

Sweat like a pig, look like a fox!

Sorry for what I said during Burpees.

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

I run because I really, really like food.

Leg day? More like ‘can’t walk’ day.

It’s my workout and I’ll cry if I want to.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Life has its ups and downs, we call them squats.

Cut carbs? Sure, I can do that… *slices bread.

I’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear…

Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth!

Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good… it’s working.

I exercise because I really like desserts… a lot.

The only BS I need in my life is burpees and squats.

I don’t need a six-pack when I can have a whole keg.

Burpees: the sound I make when I’m happy it’s over.

Exercise: because Netflix and chill doesn’t burn calories.

Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going! – Jillian Michaels

Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane. – Gigi Hadid

Exercise is my favorite high-intensity activity…after eating cake.

I don’t want to look thin. I want to look like I could kick your butt.

I work out because I know I would’ve been the first to die in the Hunger Games.

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.

If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: whatever hurts most. – Jason Love.

 

Funny Beef Slogans

Chase beef!

Beef it out.

Beef is a must.

Vibing on beef.

Double the beef.

Bonding on beef.

Make beef happen.

Beef lovers know!

Beef things only.

We bring you pork.

Beef up your mood.

Never forget beef.

Beefsteak your way.

We believe in meat.

Carnivores delight.

It’s your choice.

Famous for our meat.

Enjoy the real thing!

All you want is beef.

Beef the way you buff.

Want some beef burger?

Quality over quantity.

Mind some beef and gin?

Do not worry, eat beef!

Never ever ever frozen!

Beef serves a lazy meal.

The ultimate in protein.

Beef is always the best.

It’s all about the beef.

Good meat is like good wine.

Beef can support you better.

Passionate about what we do.

And, then, the beef was here!

All meats are 100% guaranteed.

Keep calm and grill your beef.

We provide meat you can trust.

Do not confuse beef with meat.

Have faith in the beef you have.

Make your beef a little saucier.

Beef it just the way you like it.

Stronger teeth to chew it better.

Only beef eaters know what it is.

Prioritizing beef over everything.

Laugh a little and have some beef.

We choose beefeaters over everyone.

Beefing my way since the beginning.

Friends, cause we eat beef together.

Why go green when you can have beef?

Only beef is essential in our lives.

We join hands to have beef together.

A taste that leaves you wanting more.

Beefeaters have their standards high.

Add a touch of beef to your spaghetti.

Just because you eat meat, I love you.

Why can’t I find my beef on the table?

I’ll eat dinner only if there’s beef.

What do you have if you don’t have beef?

When in doubt, add some beef to your diet.

Not everyone understands the taste of beef.

Why eat anything else when you can eat beef?

You’ll never go hungry with this tasty meat.

Life is never wholesome if you do not have beef.

We don’t cook what we eat, we cook for what we cook.

 

Funny Work Slogans

Chase beef!

Beef it out.

Beef is a must.

Vibing on beef.

Double the beef.

Bonding on beef.

Make beef happen.

Beef lovers know!

Beef things only.

We bring you pork.

Beef up your mood.

Never forget beef.

Beefsteak your way.

We believe in meat.

Carnivores delight.

It’s your choice.

Famous for our meat.

Enjoy the real thing!

All you want is beef.

Beef the way you buff.

Want some beef burger?

Quality over quantity.

Mind some beef and gin?

Do not worry, eat beef!

Never ever ever frozen!

Beef serves a lazy meal.

The ultimate in protein.

Beef is always the best.

It’s all about the beef.

Good meat is like good wine.

Beef can support you better.

Passionate about what we do.

And, then, the beef was here!

All meats are 100% guaranteed.

Keep calm and grill your beef.

We provide meat you can trust.

Do not confuse beef with meat.

Have faith in the beef you have.

Make your beef a little saucier.

Beef it just the way you like it.

Stronger teeth to chew it better.

Only beef eaters know what it is.

Prioritizing beef over everything.

Laugh a little and have some beef.

We choose beefeaters over everyone.

Beefing my way since the beginning.

Friends, cause we eat beef together.

Why go green when you can have beef?

Only beef is essential in our lives.

We join hands to have beef together.

A taste that leaves you wanting more.

Beefeaters have their standards high.

Add a touch of beef to your spaghetti.

Just because you eat meat, I love you.

Why can’t I find my beef on the table?

I’ll eat dinner only if there’s beef.

What do you have if you don’t have beef?

When in doubt, add some beef to your diet.

Not everyone understands the taste of beef.

Why eat anything else when you can eat beef?

You’ll never go hungry with this tasty meat.

Life is never wholesome if you do not have beef.

We don’t cook what we eat, we cook for what we cook.

 

Funny Airline Slogans

Fly low.

Fly for freedom.

Just plane smart.

Enjoy your flight.

Fly without stress.

Just Plane Forward.

We’re going places.

Explore new horizons.

Fly with us. How else?

Fly the Friendly Skies

Fly high to the skies.

I love flying with you.

No regrets. No baggage.

Get great rates with us.

We know, we care. We go.

Have an amazing journey.

Your wish is our command.

We can make a difference.

Live life to the fullest.

Leave all worries at home.

Have a Dream, Take a Dream

Friendly, helpful, caring.

Enjoy flying on southwest.

If you’re not sure, ask.

We know where you’re going.

Come fly the friendly skies

Be a responsible stewardess.

Take your vacation in style.

We love to fly without wings

We got you covered on the sky

Airlines: fly me to happiness.

Let the friendly skies take you

Be in the sky like no one else.

Let Us Put You There Real Quick

We’re going places in a glimpse

Planes without issues, fly smart

Enjoy our award winning service.

Make every trip a new adventure.

Travel safely, and arrive on time.

We want you to feel right at home.

Great service and outstanding value.

Helping make other people’s vacations

Welcome to the world of possibilities.

Frontier is your gateway to the world.

You’re welcome in our business class.

Frequent flyer miles — fly first class

Bridging the gap between east and west.

You don’t have to go far to fly away.

Welcome aboard [enter company name here]

You’ll never forget your first flight.

It makes us smile. It brings us together.

United is the world’s favorite airline.

Flight attendants are the best in the sky.

We go the extra mile as long as we have fuel

It’s the way we fly that makes us different.

The most direct route may not be the shortest.

Value travel. Empowering people through flying

Be inspired. Be bold. Live life to the fullest.

Take advantage of the time you spend on the ground.

Our planes are made to get you there safe and sound.

Flying high above the clouds is easy and affordable.

[Enter business name here] is another great way to fly!

When you fly to the sky, life becomes one big adventure.

Flying is like riding a bicycle, it takes two hands to ride one hand to fly.

 

Funny Commercial Slogans

Just do it – Nike

We try harder – Avis

Think different – Apple

Finger-lickin’ good – KFC

I’m lovin’ it – McDonald’s

Where’s the beef? – Wendy’s

Taste the Rainbow – Skittles

Can you hear me now? – Verizon

Have it your way – Burger King

A diamond is forever – De Beers

The quicker picker-upper – Bounty

The best a man can get – Gillette

The ultimate driving machine – BMW

The pause that refreshes – Coca-Cola

The breakfast of champions – Wheaties

Good to the last drop – Maxwell House

The happiest place on Earth – Disneyland

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands – M&Ms

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking – Timex

A mind is a terrible thing to waste – United Negro College Fund

 

Funny Spring Slogans

Smile, it’s springtime!

Let the comedy of spring unfold!

April showers bring funny hours.

Spring: the ultimate mood booster!

Blooming with laughter and sunshine.

Spring: where humor springs eternal.

Springtime giggles are in full bloom!

Spring showers bring laughter flowers.

Get ready for some springtime hilarity!

Laughing through the showers of spring.

Spring has sprung, and so have the puns!

Springtime: the season to crack a smile.

Bloomin’ marvelous! It’s springtime!

Funny moments: in season all spring long.

Spring has sprung, and so have the laughs!

Tickle your funny bone this spring season.

Springtime: the season of funny encounters.

Spring: where laughter is always in season.

Funny moments: the best part of springtime.

Spring: the season of hilarious adventures.

Springtime vibes: funny, sunny, and lively.

Funny business is in full swing this spring.

Sprinkle some laughter into your springtime.

Spring: where jokes bloom and smiles blossom.

Enjoy the springtime with a side of laughter.

It’s springtime: let the funny games begin!

Spring: nature’s comedy show in full swing.

Spring: the laughter-filled gateway to summer.

Spring has sprung, and so have the punchlines!

Spring: where laughter blooms like wildflowers.

Get ready to laugh your way through springtime.

Keep calm and enjoy the springtime funny parade.

Spring: the season of sneezin’ and pleasin’!

Spring into action, but watch out for allergies!

Spring: where the birds sing and the jokes zing!

Funny moments: coming in full bloom this spring.

Spring: the season to laugh till your sides ache!

Spring brings laughter, joy, and pun-derful days!

Spring: the season for jokes and blooming flowers.

Tickle your funny bone with the arrival of spring.

Make your springtime brighter with a dash of humor.

Don’t worry, spring is here to bring the laughter.

Springtime: the perfect time to bloom with laughter.

Spring fling: the time to let your funny bone dance!

Spring: where chuckles blossom into full-blown laughter.

Springtime: the perfect excuse to let loose and be funny!

Spring: where every day is a punchline waiting to happen.

Spring is here to bring joy and laughter to your doorstep.

Don’t be a rainy-day grump, embrace the springtime jump!

Springtime laughs: the best medicine for a winter hangover.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s get funny!’

Spring: the time for sunshine, rainbows, and funny one-liners.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s have a laugh!’

Embrace the silly side of springtime and let the laughter flow!

 

Funny Chiropractic Slogans

Walk without pain.

Pain gone, party on!

Be free of your pain!

We gift you a new you.

We have healing hands.

We make you feel good.

Got back pain? Call us!

We care for you, always.

Recommended by the best.

Stand up straight again.

No more pain, only gain!

Do not look back in pain.

The best your back can get.

Pain-free life, healthy life.

No more back pain! Live again!

Think of the best; think of us.

The best hands in chiropractic.

We never back out against pain.

Natural. Trustworthy. Effective.

Painless life is a healthy life.

The best pain-relievers in town.

Do not worry. We have your back.

We take care of you like our own.

Be ready for that hike and climb!

Align your back, align your life.

Get back that spring in your step.

A straight back is always the best.

For instant pain relief, contact us.

Helping your back get back in shape.

Shaping your back, shaping your life.

Natural treatment for your tired body.

Healing more than just your back pain.

Your misalignment needs our adjustment.

Your freedom from pain is in our hands.

Visit us today for a pain-free tomorrow.

Show your moves on the dance floor again!

Non-surgical. Non-invasive. Non-expensive.

Back pain is gone, and happiness turned on!

Be active, be strong, be fast, be pain-free!

For the most effective chiropractic solutions.

The solution to your pain lies at our fingertips.

If you come to us once, you will come back to us again!

So that you can get back to what you love without pain.

 

Funny Handyman Slogans

Nailing it since

Fixing with flair!

Your fix-it friend

Giggles and grouts!

Fix it with a smile!

Smiles built to last!

Silliness guaranteed!

Laughing while fixing

Sawdust and silliness!

We fix it, you giggle!

Your go-to fixer-upper

Repair, laugh, repeat!

Handyman magic at work!

Quick fixes, big grins!

Funny bone specialists!

We repair, we entertain!

Handyman Extraordinaire!

Laugh your repairs away!

We fix it, you enjoy it!

Screws loose? We got you!

Happy homes, happy hearts!

Home repairs with a twist!

Home repairs, good cheers!

We know what we’re doing.

Turning frowns upside down!

Laughter is our secret tool!

Fix it right, make it funny!

Fixing homes, spreading joy!

Your laughter therapy fixer!

Bringing joy to home repairs!

Laughter makes it all better!

Fixing homes, lifting spirits

Making fixes, cracking jokes!

Serious repairs, silly jokes!

Nuts and bolts, lots of jokes!

Make you oy vey go away.

We don’t just use duct tape.

Quality repairs, comedic flair!

Funny handyman, serious skills!

Your laughter-powered handyman!

Fixing troubles, making doubles!

Curing home blues with laughter!

Call us or screw it up yourself.

Where repairs and laughter unite!

Tools and puns, the perfect combo!

We fix what your husband repaired.

Fixing homes, tickling funny bones!

Hilarious handyman at your service!

One-stop-shop for jokes and repairs!

Solving problems, spreading laughter!

No frowns, just crowns (of laughter)!

From leaks to jokes, we handle it all!

We’ll fix it before your wife notices.

We’re here because you broke something.

We’re here for every failed DIY project.

We break it, we fix it, we laugh about it!

Tell your dad you did it, we won’t tell.

Knocking out repairs, cracking up homeowners!

The handyman that’ll tickle your funny bone!

Save yourself from the frustration, leave it to us.

 

Funny Summer Slogans

What’s winter?

Paradise found.

Keepin’ it reel.

Sunsets > Netflix.

Oh no! Summer is over

Let’s seas the day.

The lobster to my roll.

Beach hair, don’t care.

Every summer has a story

Summer is a state of mind

Girls just wanna have sun!

Girls just wanna have sun.

You’re one in a watermelon.

So much sun, so little time.

Wake me up when it’s summer

Hanging with my grill-friends.

Single and ready to fla-mingle.

Maxing out all my vacation days.

Sorry, no summer under the water

Catch me by the A.C. unit all day.

Summer, don’t be shy. Stay a while!

Summer should get a speeding ticket

An ocean breeze puts the mind at ease

Getting my daily dose of Vitamin Sea.

I love you, summer, and piña coladas.

Summer is the best excuse for lazy days

Tan lines are just kisses from the sun.

Life’s a beach, better catch some waves.

A pineapple a day keeps the worries away

Nothing but sandy skin and summer smiles.

In summertime, ice cream, is a food group.

Catch me at all the barbecues this summer!

If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed.

Ice cream is the most important food group.

If you need to reach me, call me on my shell

If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed

Tan lines, salt in my hair, sand in my toes: Paradise

Summer needs a speeding ticket because it’s going too fast.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s pretty much the same thing.

 

 

Funny Electrician Slogans

We’re shocking funny!

Our humor will charge you up!

Our humor will light up any room!

Our humor will recharge your day!

Our jokes are always fully charged!

Shocked by our humor? It’s electric!

Our jokes will keep you wired all day!

We’ll get your circuits laughing again!

We’ll energize your day with our humor!

Our jokes will pass the resistance test!

Current events have never been so funny!

We’ll fix your wires and make you smile!

Light up your life with a spark of humor!

Our humor is sure to generate some laughs!

Our humor will shock you into a good mood!

Brighten up your day the electrifying way!

Brighten up your day with our electric wit!

From circuit boards to comedy, we do it all!

Brightening up your life one joke at a time!

Our jokes are brighter than your lightbulbs!

Brightening up your day, one joke at a time!

The perfect balance of electricity and humor!

Get plugged into our funny electrical antics!

We’re wired for laughter, not just electricity!

No current can match our current sense of humor!

Get a jolt of laughter from our electrical humor!

We’ll restore your power and your sense of humor!

Good humor: the power strip that connects us all!

Leave the electricity to us, and the humor to you!

Lighten up your day with our funny electrical puns!

Our humor will shock you… into a fit of laughter!

Our humor is the bright spot in your electrical day!

We’re the electrical company that’ll make you smile!

You provide the electricity, we’ll provide the humor!

We’re electricians that know how to lighten the mood!

We’re the laughing lightbulb of the electrical world!

We’ll get your wires untangled and your jokes twisted!

We’re the electrical company that’s wired for laughter!

Electricity might be serious, but we’re seriously funny!

We’ll fix your wires and throw in a few sparks of humor!

We’re connecting the dots between humor and electricity!

We’ll light up your day with our electric sense of humor!

Electricity is serious, but our humor is seriously funny!

Our jokes are the perfect circuit breakers for a bad day!

Our humor is the perfect addition to your electrical day!

From short circuits to short jokes, we’ve got you covered!

We’re the electricians that are always plugged into humor!

We’re the light at the end of the funny electrical tunnel!

Electricity can be shocking, but our humor is electrifying!

We’re the electricians that are always plugged in to comedy!

We’ll fuse electricity and humor into one hilarious package!

We’re the electricians that are always charged up for humor!

You can count on our electrical skills and our humor skills!

Sparking humor since.. well, since electricity was invented!

We’ll make sure your lights are on and your jokes are funny!

We’re re-wiring the way you think about humor and electricity!

Our humor is the perfect fuse to fix your electrical problems!

We’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll need a surge protector!

No need for gloom or darkness, our humor will light up your day!

Electricity, the perfect metaphor for our electric sense of humor!

Your electrical problems might be serious, but our humor is a joke!

 

Funny Automotive Slogans

Renew Your Old Car.

Time to make you proud.

We deliver what we commit

Give your car a new look

We have developed top speed.

Comedy Club for Car Repairs.

Quirky Fixes, Happy Drivers.

Making Repairs Fun, Cars Run.

Honest service, what you see.

Make your ride well designed.

LOL Repairs for Happy Engines.

Reliably restart your journey.

The Quirkiest Repairs in Town.

It’s time to Re-Tire your car

Rolling Laughter, Smooth Rides.

We have redefined your passion.

Comic Repairs, Serious Results.

Mechanics with a Comedic Twist.

Your worries are all our concern

Excellent car service since 1991.

We are known for our reliability

Keeping Repairs Light and Breezy.

Friendly service with a new ride.

High quality is our primary goal

We prepare for excellent service.

Where Laughter Fuels the Repairs.

You will never forget our services

Repairing Rides, Restoring Smiles.

When Repairs and Laughter Collide.

Turning Frowns into Engine Sounds.

Tickling Funny Bones, Fixing Cars.

Repairing Cars, Uplifting Spirits.

Making Car Woes a Laughing Matter.

High performance only for winners.

Trust us; this is our main concern

Known for a well-established brand

Help to make the car look perfect.

Smile-Inducing Repairs, Guaranteed.

We add wings to your new car models

When Cars Laugh, We’re on the Job.

Repairing Cars, Delivering Chuckles.

Guffaws and Grease, the Perfect Mix.

We deliver power without any control

Your satisfaction is our primary goal

Turning Car Troubles into Comedy Gold.

Making Cars Happy, One Joke at a Time.

Giggles and Gears, Our Trademark Combo.

Humor-Infused Repairs, Road Trip-Ready.

Wrenches and Chuckles, Our Secret Combo.

We deliver excellence with our services

Facilitating driving from the last decade.

From Wrenches to Wisecracks, We Do It All.

Where Repairs Come with a Side of Giggles.

From Roars to LOLs, We’ve Got You Covered.

Want to shine your car? Then come to meet us

Chucklesome Solutions, Guaranteed Satisfaction.

We share happiness through car caring services

Our expert’s reliable offer reliable services

We know how to help our customers with extra care

Fast services for fast treatment to your vehicle

Revving Up the Funny Bone, Smoothing Out the Ride.

We deliver the best quality with our best services

We provide quality with the best servicing experience

We work very hard to deliver the best services to you

Trust our services and get the best driving experience

You will never make the wrong decision of choosing us

We deliver perfect services for your damaged vehicles

Top known quality services for your automotive services

We always take care of your cars and the people who drive it

We provide the best quality and reliable services for your vehicles

Wanna take advantage of personalized repairing services, come to us soon

 

 

Funny Jokes Slogans

Here you go:

Dare to be funny.

Funny is the new sexy.

Don’t worry, be funny.

Keep calm and joke on.

Keep calm and laugh on.

Smile, it’s contagious!

Laugh often, live fully.

Humor is our superpower.

Laugh more, stress less.

Funny is a state of mind.

Be a comic, not a critic.

Laughter: The fuel of life.

Jokes are the spice of life.

Put some humor in your life.

Life’s better with laughter.

Be a jokester, not a jester.

Life is tough, laugh it off.

Humorous folks have more fun.

Hilarity is the spice of life.

Humor is the key to happiness.

Jokes on you, life’s a comedy.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Make ’em laugh, make ’em happy.

Seriousness is for Mondays only.

Laughter, the music of the heart.

Life is a joke, so make it count!

Laughter: The universal language.

A joke is worth a thousand words.

With humor, anything is possible.

Joking around is serious business.

Wit and humor will keep you young.

Pack a punch of humor in your life.

Life is better with a little humor.

A joke a day keeps the doctor away.

Smiling is free, so laugh out loud!

See the world through funny glasses.

Your funny bone needs some exercise.

Laughter is like a hug for the soul.

Life is too short to not laugh often.

Have a laugh, it’s good for the soul.

Let the good times roll: laugh it up.

A laugh a day keeps the sadness away.

Laughter is the light in the darkness.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

A funny bone is a terrible thing to waste.

Life’s too short to not have a good laugh.

Life’s too short to be serious all the time.

Chuckles, Chortles, and Guffaws welcome here.

Hilariousness is the art of making life funny.

Humor is the glue that holds humanity together.

Live, love, laugh, and make others do the same.

Why so serious? Life is funnier than you think.

The best things in life are free, like laughter.

The best moments in life are those spent laughing.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laugh until your sides ache, and then laugh some more!

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

Don’t take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

Laughing is a universal language that brings people together.

There’s always something to laugh about if you look hard enough.

Sometimes, all you need is a funny joke to get through a tough day.

The world can be a serious place, but that’s why we need humor to lighten things up.

Don’t let the troubles of life drag you down, crack a joke and turn that frown upside down.

 

 

Funny Life Slogans

Life is just a funny game

I have no time for stress

What is life? I don’t know

What is life? I don’t know

Stress is caused by giving a fuck

Life is easy if your wife is busy

Life is designed to kick your ASS

Life is designed to kick your ASS

Stress is caused by giving a fuck

I have no enough time to be perfect

Life is too short to have a haircut

What is life? Sorry, I have no idea

Life is too short to remove USB safely

When nothing goes right……..go left

Life is too short to remove USB safely

When nothing goes right……..go left

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

The purpose of our lives is to have fun

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

Life is short to spend with boring people

My life is very complicated drinking game

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

My life is very complicated drinking game

On the other hand, you have different fingers

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth

Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth

Trying very hard is the first step toward failure

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

Life lesson for boys: wife is cute when she is mute

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

Never take life seriously, nobody is going to live forever

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Life lesson for girls: the husband is honey when he gives money

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway

All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

 

 

Clever Safety Slogans

Be safe or go home

Be safe, not sorry

Nobody get hurt today!

Use your head or lose it

Shortcuts cut life short

Play safely with chemicals

Be informed or be deformed

Safety First, People Second

Safety First, People Second

Be alert, your wife needs you

Safety First! Questions Later

Better late than dead on time

Better late than dead on time

Be Alert! Expect the Unexpected

Think safety, avoid unsafe acts

Better dead sure than sure dead

We don’t suck like Firestone!

Be a fool, use an improper tool

Explosion free for thirty days!

Safety rules are your best tools

Don’t learn safety by accident

Work safe today – Heaven can wait

Stop accidents before they stop you

Safety gear saves lives and dollars

Safety is great unless you’re late

Your first mistake could be your last

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Think Safety today, Be Alive Tomorrow

Fire can kill. Don’t be a statistic!

Don’t get hurt or you’ll get fired

Fire can kill. Don’t be a statistic!

Be careful safety has no Quitting time

Safety is Gainful, Accident is Painful

Be safe. You can’t get the life again

This Machine has no Brain, use your Own

Safety starts with S but begins with YOU

Accidents do not happen, they are caused

Watch your step – it could be your last

Protect only the fingers you want to keep

Practice it! Knowing safety is not enough

Protect only the fingers you want to keep

Watch your step – it could be your last

Be careful, today is not a good day to die!

Be careful, today is not a good day to die!

Work safely, You may not get a second chance

Hard hats, they’re not just for decoration

Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways

Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways

Protect your thoughts and wear your hard hat

The only trip you take should be on vacation

Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!

Keep your workplace clean and avoid a big scene

Learning the hard way is not always the best way

The best safety device is your brain – Use it!

Don’t be a fool! Inspect your electrical tools

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A place for everything and everything in its place

If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack

10 fingers. 10 toes, If you are not safe Who knows?

The safest fireman yell is, Fire, Fire, Fire!

Always look after No.1 and if you need help just ask

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Those who work the safest way- live to see another day

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it

You will die whether you follow safety procedures or not

You will die whether you follow safety procedures or not

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Without a threat of an accident, work can get pretty boring

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

If you think safety rules are a pain, try having an accident

If you think safety rules are a pain, try having an accident

If you think your job is hard now, try doing it without hands

The person reading this poster is responsible for your safety

Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you

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Your wife will spend your 401K; If you get killed at work today?

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In case of fire, leave the building before putting it on Facebook

In case of fire, leave the building before putting it on Facebook

It’s not how hard you fall, but how fast you get up that counts

Safety is a full time job – don’t make it a part time practice

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Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office

Don’t go to work half dressed – Use personal protective equipment

Is better to lose one minute in life… than to lose life in a minute

If you are unemployed, work for free for someone and get hurt doing it

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Funny Anti Litter Slogans

Keep the environment clean.

Do not leave a mess behind.

Make a positive difference.

Think before you throw away.

Leave your mark in the sand.

No littering for the animals

Keep your surroundings clean.

Please don’t throw garbage.

Don’t make the beach dirty.

Leave no trace of your visit.

Take care of the environment.

Protect the air and the water.

Take care of your environment.

Keep the area clean, and tidy.

No littering on public property.

Be responsible for your actions.

Use a bidet instead of a toilet.

Keep our cities clean and green.

We have litter bins for a reason.

No trash or debris on the ground.

Pick up after yourself and others.

But you can control how you respond.

 

 

Funny Dessert Slogans

The Muffin Noise Says It All.

Desserts Never Run Out Of Dates.

Savor The Sweetness While It Lasts.

Love A Choco Lava Like It’s Your Lover.

No One Gets Enough Of The Fluff.

Eyes On The Prize Like It’s An Apple Pie.

Care To Bake The Carrot Cake.

I Only Have Eyes For Buckeyes.

A Treat To Yourself.

The Dessert You Deserve.

Delighted With Sweetness.

There’s Always Time For Dessert.

 

Funny Donut Slogans

Hole-y Moley!

Donut Stop, Eat It!

You Drive Me Glazed!

Donut Worry, Be Happy.

Keep Calm, Eat Donuts.

Go Nuts With Our Donuts!

Donut You Forget About Me.

Share and DONUT eat it alone.

Good Old Donuts

Fun Times with Donuts

Not Your Ordinary Donuts

Good Donuts, Good Moments

 

Funny Math Slogans

Math is the love of my life.

Don’t get mad. Learn to add.

Math is like solving a puzzle.

Attend our class of mathematics.

Mathematics is all about numbers.

English is good, but math is best.

We love to talk about math all day.

Mathematics is a universal subject.

Algebra: weapon of math destruction.

Those who know math can reach success.

Math gives you the best formula to solve it.

 

Funny Realtor Slogans

Beautiful investments

A vision for your life.

The Power of Deep Roots.

Helping you find your home.

Own the Home Meant for You.

Your number 1 Property Advisor

No job too big. No job too small.

Teamwork from the team that works!

Giving your home a new crazy look.

When performance counts, call (name).

Extraordinary Reach. Extraordinary Results.

We’ll get it done, like us there are none.

Save yourself trouble and aggravation, hire us for

When it comes to your house, don’t mess with the rest, trust the best.

 

Funny Trucking Slogans

Our trucks save you bucks.

Millions of Miles with Smiles.

We got 18 wheels on our wagons.

Running on the power of promise.

Taking you into the great beyond.

We move mountains for our customers.

Let us take the weight off your shoulders.

The freight of your work on our shoulders.

Let us unload your worries and load you up with a truckload of savings!

We take a load off your mind.

You call, we haul, that’s all.

 

Fun Slogan Ideas

Fun never gets old.

Stay in the fun zone.

Satisfy your fun cravings.

Get ready to have some fun!

Keep calm and have more fun.

Life is all about having fun.

Have fun, because life is short.

Fun is the best tonic for stress.

Unleash your inner child with fun.

Experience a world of fun.

Create memories that last with fun.

 

Funny Engineering Slogans

Bring the light from the loophole.

Engineering made life easy to live.

Your life depends upon engineering.

Engineer is not your slave remember.

An engineer has its own worth you see.

Salary is not what you want every time.

Not everyone deserves to be an engineer.

Life gave a second chance to engineering.

An engineer made a second chance for him.

Anything involving machines in engineering.

Taking life easy is not what an engineer does.

Your life is not an engineer’s responsibility.

 

Hospital Slogans Funny

Where laughter is the best medicine.

At our hospital, we take humor seriously.

Welcome to the happiest hospital on Earth.

Our doctors have a prescription for humor.

Take two jokes and call us in the morning.

When sickness calls, we answer with a grin.

Come for the treatment, stay for the jokes.

On our way to recovery, we have a good laugh.

Laugh your way to good health at our hospital.

We cure you and make you smile at the same time.

From laughter to healing, we’ve got it all covered.

 

Funny Running Slogans

Run now, wine later.

Keep calm and run on.

Run like you stole it!

Run hard, breathe easy.

Sweat is just fat crying!

Run the mile you’re in.

Don’t stop until you’re proud.

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

Run like the wind, chase your dreams.

Run like a cheetah, sweat like a beast.

Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but pictures.

Run like there’s a hot guy/girl in front of you and a creepy one behind you!

 

Funny Medical Slogans

Burn Calories Not Gas

Fat lasts longer than Flavor

Never eat more than you lift

Installing muscles….please wait

Don’t be upsetti, eat some Spaghetti

Eat your greens to fit in to your jeans

Give up the fat.Watch your belly go flat

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it

The more you weight, the harder you are to kidnap

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money

 

Milk Slogans Funny

Welcome to the world of milk.

Milk is the key to long life.

All you always need is a milk drink.

Serving a glass of calcium with milk.

One cup of milk and ask for one more cup.

Every sip of milk makes your bones healthy.

Every person needs milk for his/her health.

Surround yourself with many glasses of milk.

Milk is the secret to healthy skin and teeth.

Never get into a fight with someone for milk.

Get into the universe of the best dairy products.

Make your healthy smile with the magic of our milk.

Milk is undoubtedly the perfect nutrient for the bones and teeth.

 

 

Funny Painting Slogans

Where paintings and laughter collide.

Making walls laugh one stroke at a time.

Colors that will paint a smile on your face.

Masterpieces that will tickle your funny bone.

Brush off your worries with our hilarious paintings!

Unlock your inner comedian with our whimsical artworks.

Adding joy to your walls, one quirky painting at a time.

Warning: Our paintings may cause uncontrollable laughter.

Art with a twist of humor – guaranteed to make you grin.

Discover the lighter side of art with our amusing creations.

Injecting humor into your living space with our vibrant paintings.

 

 

Funny Insurance Slogans

Insurance made simple.

We’ve got you covered.

Covering you from A to Z.

Insurance you can count on.

Your safety is our priority.

Peace of mind in every policy.

Safeguarding what matters most.

Insurance: Because life happens.

Putting the ‘sure’ in insurance.

Protecting the unexpected since [year].

 

 

Funny Auto Detailing Slogans

Give your car a new life.

Car is your first companion.

Have it your way or highway.

Start your engine in a new way.

Auto repair is a job worthwhile.

Choose a car worthy of your status.

My way or skyway, choose it wisely.

Care in accordance with your pocket.

Make a decision about its repairing.

It’s up to you, fix it or trips it.

Have it or leave it, it’s your call.

Care for your companion, like your car.

 

 

Funny Braai Slogans

Get your grub on at our place.

Best thing since sliced bread!

Nothing beats the flavor of our barbeque.

We’ve got the best barbeque around town.

We Care About Quality: Barbecue at its Best.

Tender and juicy, just like mom used to make!

We’re not just a restaurant. We’re grillers too.

The best part about BBQ: eating it!

You don’t know bbq until you’ve tried our food!

Always a great choice when you’re in the mood for ribs.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is some good barbecue right here!

Your chicken is so tender and juicy, it’ll melt in your mouth!

 

 

Funniest Taglines

Whistle while working.

Do not say yes to meetings.

I love working when I go on holiday.

It’s a waste of time to go to school.

Prove that you are worthy; life is short

Fruity Snakes have a calming effect on me.

Continue the good work, and you will succeed.

Overpopulation is a wonderful thing in excess.

Your mouth happens to be the secret of your health.

You need not spend any money to get the best things in life.

Prayers will be performed in schools so long as there are examinations.

Every individual must marry since happiness isn’t the sole thing in life.

Safeguard your hands since they will be required for picking up your paycheck.

 

 

 

Lawyer Slogans Funny

We never give up.

You’re not alone.

We’re here for you.

We’re fighting for you.

No case is too big or too small.

There’s no such thing as a lost cause.

When the going gets tough, we get going.

Don’t suffer in silence, let us help you.

Let us help you get your life back on track.

You shouldn’t have to go through this alone.

No matter what the odds, we’ll be there for you.

We’re here to help you get the compensation you deserve.

 

 

Funny Butcher Shop Slogans

Got Beef?

A Cut Above.

Do The Meat.

Making The Cut.

Meat Your Maker.

Nice to Meat You.

Pleased To Meat You.

Do You Meat the Cut?

Getting Piggy With It.

You Can’t Beat Our Meat

Meating Your Expectations.

Solid Slices Perfect Prices.

Weiner Weiner Chicken Dinner.

We Meat The Highest Standards.

Better Meat Than Down The Street.

 

 

Funny Chocolate Slogans

Resistance is futile.

Because adulting is hard.

The ultimate mood booster.

A sweet escape from reality.

The original guilty pleasure.

The only love triangle I need.

The key to unlocking happiness.

The real breakfast of champions.

The language everyone understands.

The solution to all of life’s problems.

Making the world a sweeter place, one bite at a time.

 

 

Funny Dad Slogans

My Father, My World!

Dads: The OG Influencers.

One Dad, A Million Memories.

Dad, You’re One of A Kind.

The Dad, The Myth, The Legend.

Dad, You’re Simply The Best!

It’s Your Day, Dad, Enjoy It!

Dad: The Heartbeat Of Every Home.

The Compass That Never Fails: Dad.

Happy Father’s Day to Our Superhero.

Where Words Fail, Dad’s Love Speaks.

Behind Every Great Memory, There’s Dad.

Celebrating the Endless Lengths Dad Goes To.

Happy Father’s Day to my #1 Dad-inspiration.

Father’s Day: Celebrating Life’s True MVP.

 

 

Funny Concrete Slogans

Its al about your safety

Concrete for a safe life

Concrete for a safety life

Make safe roads with concrete

Safe material for roads safety

Renovate your life with concrete

Better material with cheapest prices

A concrete solution for a new driveway

Concrete one material for all solution

Construct quality building with concrete

A strong foundation for a strong building

Choose the safest one to choose concrete

 

 

Funny Class Slogans

Say no to homework!

One more test, one more class.

A smart student is half empty.

Creatures from the same teachers.

I have a brain the size of a planet.

Don’t blame your failure on others.

This is a class in to the world of Science.

Don’t forget, this is a learning atmosphere.

Don’t eat your textbooks, they’re expensive!

All dogs go to heaven, but some dogs go to Parsons!

Your teacher will leave this classroom if you are naughty.

To err is human, but to be stupid, well, that’s a different story.

 

Funny Art Slogans

Strokes of Genius, Dabs of Humor.

Art Unleashed: Creating and Cracking Up!

Brushes and Banter: Where Art Gets a Laugh!

Artistic Expressions, Hilarious Impressions.

Palette of Playfulness: Mixing Art and Mirth.

Painting the Town Funny, One Stroke at a Time.

Easel-y Amused: Where Art and Laughter Collide.

Art Attack: When Canvases Can’t Handle the Fun!

Canvas and Chuckles: Where Masterpieces Meet Jokes.

Sculpting Smiles, Crafting Comedy—That’s Our Art.

Artfully Awkward: Embracing Imperfection with a Smile.

Laughing Colors: Because Art Shouldn’t Be So Serious.

Serious About Art, Seriously Silly About Everything Else.

 

 

Funny Pet Sitting Slogans

A paradise for your pet.

Feed your pets with love.

We give respect to your pet.

Friendly pet sitting service.

The standard pet care sitting.

Your dog deserves a spa day too

Come and leave your pets with us.

Get the no. 1 pet sitting service.

Best pet sitting store in your area.

Better and cheaper pet sitting service.

Dogs and cats are our favorite friends.

Your pets are important for our business.

Caring for your pets is our only priority.

The local pet sitting store for your pets.

Your pets are family too, and we are the #1 pet-sitting service in town.

 

 

Funny Auto Body Shop Slogans

We drive emotions

Beyond the standard

Drivers know the best

Designed to protect you

Don’t give up a thing

We add life to your care

A trusted name in your care

Design fused with technology

We are a driver’s dream service

A trusted and reputable name in tuning

Help us to add life and speed to your car

We come with technology fused with emotions

We are drivers to fix the driver’s problem

We are designing your emotion to save your life

Your best experience is driving the same emotion with a new look

 

 

Funny Racing Slogans

Floor it!

Here we go!

Vroom, vroom!

Raring to go!

Hold on tight!

Step on the gas!

Never look back.

The need for speed.

Start your engines.

Are you ready to roll?

Fasten your seatbelts.

Gearing up for success.

Pumped and ready to race!

The checkered flag awaits.

Racing to the finish line.

Put the pedal to the metal!

On your marks…get set…RACE!

It’s time to ignite your engine!

 

 

Funny Treasurer Slogans

The Poor Person’s Bank

Credit Unions Live Well; So Can You

where money is like an endless weekend

Your Money Should Work as Hard as You Do

A FEW GOOD PEOPLE…SMALL LOANS, BIG DREAMS

We Have The Right Stuff For You! Join Today!

Credit Unions are run by Members, not Managers

We don’t just manage money…we manage people

Reflections of the Past, Planning for the Future

Enriching lives through financial services

It’s Your Community. We’re Just Here to Help.

A Lifetime of Money & Service…one member at a time

Where You’re Only A Number When It Pays To Be One

I want you to take care of me…that’s why I bank with you

A Credit Union is not like a bank; it’s like your neighbor!

Our members give their first check every month to their credit union

Our Members Give Their First Check Every Month To Their Credit Union

My life is richer, my money’s smarter; I’m never overdrawn at my Credit Union

 

 

Funny Makeup Slogans

be Wild, be Fab.

Let there be light.

For the perfect pout.

You’re Damn beautiful.

Believe in True Beauty.

Be your own kind of beautiful.

Red lips talk more than you know!

Be yourself, be the beauty you are.

Makeup so good, it’ll make your reflection smile!

 

 

Funny Halloween Slogans

Witchful thinking.

Fangs for the memories!

I’m here for the boos!

I’m too cute to spook!

Eat, drink, and be scary!

Witch better have my candy!

Ghouls just wanna have fun!

Keep calm and give me candy.

Have a spook-tacular Halloween!

Creepin’ it real since [current year].

Beware of the werewolf: hairy situations ahead!

 

 

Funny Reading Slogans

Bookworms have more fun

Reading is my superpower

Bookmarks are for quitters

I have a book for every mood

I have a degree in bookology

I like big books and I cannot lie

I like to party… with a good book

If you can read this, thank a teacher

Reading is like a workout for your brain

I have too many books… said no book lover ever!

Just one more chapter… said every book addict ever

 

 

 

Funny Holiday Slogans

Let’s get lit.

Gangsta wrapper.

New Year, New Phone!

Donut Stop believing.

Nobody diets on Thanksgiving.

Ho Ho Hope You go to our store.

I can get you on the naughty list.

Christmas quality, Hanukkah pricing.

Let’s have a break, on spring break.

Hey, don’t forget me on Cyber Monday.

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.

 

 

 

Funny Library Slogans

Simply Dewey it!

Read something local.

Thinkers can use the library for free.

A library is similar to a candy store for students.

A library is a location where you can read for free.

A library is a haven where everyone can freely explore.

We refer to them as spine tinglers rather than thrillers.

A library is a location where people’s curiosity is piqued.

So, libraries have everything; hope, inspiration, and dreams.

 

 

Funny Taco Slogans

Taco Dirty to Me!

Taco Tuesdayize Me.

Taco Tuesdayeriffic!

That Taco Tuesday Look.

Taco Tuesday Is Forever.

Passion For Taco Tuesday.

It’s Taco Tuesday Ya’ll.

Wake Up and Smell the Tacos.

Taco Tuesday, The Clever Way.

I’m Just Here For the Tacos.

It’s Nothing But Taco Tuesday.

Super Taco Tuesday Is Almost Here.

Live Everyday like its Taco Tuesday.

Feed Me Tacos and Tell Me I’m Pretty.

The Only Bad Taco is the One You Don’t Eat.

 

 

Funny Office Slogans

I hate 24/7

No Pain, No Gain

Say no to meetings

Will work for coffee

Less work, more surf

Whistle while you work

Audit ME! Audit me NOW!

Born to gamble, forced to Work

Eight for eight and out the gate

I’m so tired, my tired is tired

My job is secure..nobody wants it

Friday is my second favorite F word

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

After Tuesday even the calendar says W T F!

No job is finished until the paperwork is done

If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack

If you don’t work you’ll get high and then die

You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year

 

 

Funny Marketing Slogans

Time is money

Know your customer.

We’re not just a store

Stay ahead of the curve.

Let your imagination fly.

We’re all in this together

Be the one to catch the shot.

Make an impression that lasts.

Every customer is an investment.

We’re more than just a company

We make quality clothes affordable.

Trust is not a luxury. It’s a necessity.

We’re the best because we’re different.

We’re the best because we’re here to stay

We’re the best because we’re knowledgeable.

Advertising is a way of making people feel ugly.

Advertising is the best way to sell yourself short.

 

 

Funny Flower Slogans

Yes We Delivered.

Flowers with soul.

Simply Iris-istible

Leaf an Impression.

The power of flowers.

Flowering Good Ideas.

Flowering good ideas.

We aloe you vera much.

Our tulips should kiss

Petals above the rest!

We know nature Better.

Stems you can stand on.

Everything is A-Bouquet

We rose to the occasion

We like a trim rose bush.

Try the power of flowers.

When in doubt, add flowers

Florists with a Difference.

Put the petal to the metal.

Because flowers have a Soul.

We know you really lilac us.

We are in love with Flowers.

 

 

Funny Apartment Slogans

Live like a Rockefeller.

Welcome to your new home.

This is our second chance.

Live the life you deserve.

Behold — the living room.

Your very own piece of heaven.

Be smart, be single & live well.

Live large in the smallest space.

Why waste your money anywhere else?

Where do you hear the largest crowd?

Breathtaking views from every window

 

 

Funny Dumpster Slogans

Old Trash, More Debris

Work Hard, Dump Harder

Everyone Wants A Junk.

Work Hard, Waste Harder

I Like The Junk In You.

Anyone Can Handle Junk.

From Valuable To Otiose

The President Buys Junk.

Tastes Great, Less Junk.

More Bags Are What We Do

Junk, The Problem Solver.

Work Hard, Sailing Harder

Assorted Junk, Done Right

Work Hard, Sailing Harder

Have A Break. Have A Junk.

More Rubble, Useless Horse

Junk, Not That Other Crap.

Junk, Not That Other Crap.

Junk – Today And Tomorrow.

Work Hard, Littering Harder

The Too Good To Hurry Junk.

Junk Keeps Going And Going.

Much Beaters Are What We Do

 

 

Funny Painting Company Slogans

A new Treat for your Home

Art For A Brighter Shine.

Add a Colour to your Life

We Will Take You Anywhere

Art, Not That Other Crap.

Painting your Imaginations

Historical And Supportable

We have a brush of Quality

Excellence in Every Stroke

Covering your Dream better

Get Busy With The Painting.

Art Reaching For The Stars.

Share Moments, Share Canvas.

painting walls for more Love

We put a smile on your walls

Beware Of Expensive Painting.

Central Heating For Painting.

We’re Concern with Painting

To us, your house is a person!

Quality painting, at best rate

 

 

Hockey Slogans Funny

Got Stick?

Ice, Ice, Baby

No Guts No Glory

Can’t Check This

Don’t Puck With Me

Keep Calm & Bergeron

Get Low & Skate Hard

Play Hard or Go Home

Give Blood, Play Hockey

Play Hard. Celly Harder.

Our Goal Is To Deny Yours

Meet Me in the Penalty Box

We’ve Got Ice In Our Veins

Making Dentists Rich Since 1875

Don’t Wish For It, Work For It!

Pain Goes Away, Pride Lasts Forever

 

Funny Chili Slogans

Drunkards Dream

Tangy Tango Chili

Hell Hath No Fury

Thundergun Express

Twisted Tailgaters

Rhymes with Orange

Where’s the Beef

Machine Shop Chili

Happy Ending Sauce

TP-Taylor Petroleum

Rocky Mountain High

Groundskeeper Chili

Hungry Heart Attack

The Kite-Eating Trees

Texas Jailhouse Chili

Hot Meat & Cool Beans

Ben’s Best Q & Stew

Sweet Serano Serenade

 

 

Tennis Slogans Funny

Life is a Rally – Keep Swinging!

Tennis Players Have a Net Worth!

Game, Set, Snack – Tennis-Fueled Fun!

Tennis – Where Deuce Turns into Juice!

Tennis Addict, I Can’t Be Courted Away!

Tennis Making Rackets and Taking Rackets!

Don’t Hate, Appreciate the Tennis Great!

Don’t worry, I’m Always in My Tennis Zone!

Volleyball is for People Afraid of Tennis Balls!

My Backhand Brings All the Opponents to the Net!

Tennis Players, We Have Great Court Manners!

 

 

Funny Babysitting Slogans

Easy as pie

Leave the fun to us

The fun starts here.

Playtime made perfect

Let us take the reins

Laughing all the way to bed

We entertain so you can rest

Rest easy while we entertain

We make fun our top priority

A sitter that’s all about fun

Your child will never miss you

Babysitting made easier with us

We don’t babysit, we make memories

Your kids will never want to leave

Playing hard so mom and dad can relax

We’ll be your child’s new best friend

The ultimate joyride for your little ones

We’re the perfect fit for your little ones

From giggles to nap time, we handle it all

Give your kids a reason to beg for a sitter

 

Funny Winter Slogans

I grow in snow.

Hibernation mode: On.

Winter is snow much fun!

Every day I’m shovelin’.

I’m snow angel, but I try.

Snowmen are a little flaky.

Nature dances in the winter.

Wake me up when it’s summer.

It’s colder than my soul outside.

Does shivering count as exercise?

Think twice before walking on ice.

Let’s have some fun this winter.

Let us melt your heart this season.

Dreaming of iced coffee weather …

This season, do not hesitate to buy.

Winter is a sign of hope in markets.

The temperature can only go up from here.

If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.

Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.

 

 

Drinking Slogans Funny

Intrigue in a bottle.

Here for you everyday.

Drink and get addicted.

Trust us, you can dance.

It’s the weekend every day.

Why limit happiness to an hour?

Turning fantasies into reality.

Making everyday a happy Friday.

Chill and cheers to the weekend.

You look like you could use a drink.

A drink that says ‘Let’s Party!’

Don’t blink! Your drink will be gone.

The party won’t start until we arrive.

There’s no such thing as drinking too much.

It’s no secret that the party starts with us.

The best alcohol experience you’re going to get.

Silky smooth and velvety. Just the way you like it.

 

 

Funny Cremation Slogans

A place for funeral service

Place where your life ends

Wher tradition comes first

Gives you a funeral service

We treat you as our family

We are always there for you

Funeral service with a twist

Because there is a difference

A place all types of peoples

compassionate funeral service

2we always satisfied with you

Eco-friendly cremation service

We create the best  experience

Gives you a visible difference

Specialized in funeral service

We put the memories in a funeral

Place where ce4rmation possible

We are committed for excellence

The place for the longest journey

We are respectfully professionals

Gives you the best funeral service

 

 

Funny Doctor Slogans

Healing hearts and funny bones!

Smiling is my favorite exercise!

Doctor by day, comedian by night!

Medicine with a side of laughter!

Cracking jokes and mending bones!

Your laughter is my best medicine!

A cheerful bedside manner for all!

Your dose of laughter, on the house!

Laughter therapy: no copay required!

Humor: the antidote to medical woes!

Step into my office for a good laugh!

Witty remedies for all your ailments!

Trust me, I’m a doctor… of comedy!

Laughter: the vitamin your body needs!

Humor is my secret healing ingredient!

Laughing all the way to better health!

Serving smiles, one patient at a time!

Surgical precision, comedic precision!

My prescription: laugh until it hurts!

 

Funny Funeral Slogans

A family business that cares

Where life begins, and ends.

We’ve been waiting for you.

A service for the whole family

Our family serving your family

Celebrate life, celebrate now!

You’re in good hands with us

You’re in good hands with us.

We’ll take care of everything

Make your memories last forever.

A place to remember a loved one.

With a little help from our friends

Empathy, understanding, and dignity.

We’ll take care of you from A to Z

It’s never too early to plan ahead

A celebration of life is our specialty

We care about your family like our own.

Don’t worry, we’ll take care of you.

Family owned and operated for generations

 

 

Funny Travel Slogans

Awesome Is New Space.

Travel better with us.

Everything For Travel.

Find someplace exotic.

Travel till you alive.

Dreams For All Seasons.

Beautiful places await.

All Aboard For Abroad!.

Go, Fly, Roam, Travel,.

We understand. We plan.

Adventure Is Out There.

Work less & travel more.

See something different.

The next level of travel.

Somewhere worth visiting.

Keep your adventure alive.

One visit is never enough.

Make your vacation magical.

Honest To Goodness Indiana.

Much Racings Are What We Do

We make every trip special.

 

 

Funny Boat Slogans

Float On!

Anchors Away

Seas the Day!

Refuse To Sink

Come Sail Away

Take Time To Coast

My Boat. My Rules.

Boat Fast, Live Slow

I Don’t Give a Ship

Practice safe boating

I love you and Boating

Boating is my valentine

Keep Your Ship Together

Boat Hair, Don’t Care

Let the Sea Set You Free

 

Funny Competition Slogans

In It to Win It!

No Pain, No Game.

Get Set, Compete!

Game On, World Off.

Play Hard, Win Easy.

Play Fair, Win Square.

Compete to be Complete!

Sweat Now, Shine Later.

Go for Gold, or Go Home.

Stay Calm and Compete On.

Where Champions Are Made.

Victory Loves Preparation.

Compete for the Fun of It.

Dare to Dream, Aim to Win.

Play Smart, Finish Strong.

 

Funny Peanut Slogans

It’s peanut time.

Better late than never.

Ready for a snack attack?

We’ve been asked to stop.

Don’t be afraid to say it.

Just a little monkey business.

Doing the peanut butter crawl.

The peanut butter says it all.

A little butter goes a long way.

The more you play, the more you win.

Nuts for you, but not nuts for me.

Cracking open a jar of peanut butter.

Make the most of your peanut butter.

Don’t be afraid to ditch the jokes.

 

Funny Teacher Slogans

A smile a day keeps the boredom away.

You can’t spell laugh without teacher.

Jokes make the classroom a happy place.

Life is too short for unfunny teachers.

Where laughter lives, learning thrives.

Fun teachers make the best role models.

Laughter is the teacher’s secret weapon.

Making learning fun, one joke at a time.

Laughter is contagious in the classroom.

Class is in session, let the jokes begin.

Where there’s laughter, there’s learning.

Humor makes learning a lot less stressful.

Wit, charm, and knowledge go hand in hand.

Jokes aside, learning is serious business.

With humor, learning is anything but dull.

Learning is fun when your teacher is funny.

A funny teacher is a student’s best friend.

 

Funny Cake Slogans

Get Busy With The Cake.

Cake The Only Way To Go.

Welcome To Cake Country.

Work Hard, Harden Harder

Central Heating For Cake.

Because Cake Can’t Drive.

Gives A Meal Cake-Appeal.

Everyone’s Favourite Cake.

White Yeahs Are What We Do

Cake Gets It Done On Time.

Chiffon Cake Is What We Do

Big Dessert, Sweet Cupcake

Is It Live, Or Is It Cake?

I’m A Secret Cake Drinker.

There’s Only One True Cake!

White Dessert, White Sundae

From Felicitous To Parazoan

From Indirectly To Directly

 

Funny Bus Slogans

Imagine what you can.

Let’s go, together.

Your best liquid asset.

Make your next big move.

World port in good hands.

There’s no stopping us.

Direct to every direction.

Way of transit excellence.

Solutions that you deserve,

Courtesy is our middle name

We’re looking out for you

The right stuff, every time.

Fueling your logistics chain.

Quality is our first concern.

Get your load to market faster.

Our experience, your advantage.

Move with honesty and happiness

 

Funny Lab Slogans

Making discoveries.

We put safety first.

Science at its best.

We make science easy.

Depend on us for life.

No safety, no science.

Pioneering innovation.

Be aware of glassware.

Safety is no accident.

Chosen for excellence.

The science of science.

We make science happen.

Fast, accurate testing.

Better safe than sorry.

A legacy of excellence.

Discovering the future.