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110 Funny Halloween Sayings for Card, Kids, Party, Shirt



In this post you will find Funny Halloween Sayings, Funny Tombstone Sayings Halloween, Funny Halloween Sayings for Cards, Funny Halloween Shirt Sayings, Funny Halloween Quotes Sayings, Funny Halloween Party Sayings, Funny Halloween Gravestone Sayings and Funny Halloween Sayings for Kids.


Funny Halloween Sayings


“May the ghost be with you.”


“You are scary beautiful! Enjoy your Halloween!”


“This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.”


“And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!”


“Silent night, ghostly night all is calm all white. Round yon candy, goodies and treats.”


“A candy a day keeps the monsters away.”


“I can’t stop falling in love with boooooo.”


“Keep Calm and say BOO!”


“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”


“Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”


“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”


“’Tis the night – the night of the grave’s delight.”


“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.”


“I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.”


“If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.”


“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.”


“Fear has many eyes and can see things underground.”


“May you have a bag full of candy, bones, bats and loads of fun. Happy Halloween!”


“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”


“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween.”


“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”


“I wave my wand and put on my cape and wish you lots of treats and success coming your way. Happy Halloween!”


“Last Halloween was bad for me. I got beat up. I went to a party dressed as a piñata.”


“As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d stay away.”


“I love Halloween. It’s the only night of the year I can wear a wedding dress without looking desperate.”


“When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.”


“I’d have to be a ghoul not to appreciate you. I love you my Frankenstein.”


“Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.”


You are a bag full of treats!”


Funny Tombstone Sayings Halloween


“Here lies the last dog that pooped in this yard.”


“I told you I was sick.”


“You are standing on my head.”


“I was Fred, but now I’m dead.”


“Here Lies the body of Deanna, Done to death by a Banana.”


“Room for a little one.”


“Here lays my husband tom… Now I know where he is at night.”


“I eat your soul!”


Funny Halloween Sayings for Cards


“I am dying to have a great Halloween with you.”


“The werewolf wants to wish you a Happy Halloween!”


“May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!”


“There’s no reason to be scared on Halloween, unless you are a Reese’s peanut butter cup.”


“Don’t be yourself! It’s Halloween!”


“I hope your Halloween doesn’t suck like a vampire.”


“Nothing gives you a better day on Halloween than having a good hair day. Make sure you use a lot of scare-spray.”


“Wishing you a Halloween that screams!”


“Good friends share their Halloween candy.”


“Halloween is a great time to dress up and have a little fun.”


“Have as much fun as a ghost this Halloween. Nobody has as much fun as a ghost.”


“Check your candy for razor blades. Those things are expensive.”


“I hope you have a killer day this Halloween.”


“I hope you are able to dance like a ghost this Halloween.”


“I’m glad to have you as my ghoul-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween. (for a girlfriend)”


“The skeleton laughed at this Halloween card message. It tickled his funny bone.”


“Halloween fun is soon to begin. Hope your day is awesome and full of great treats. Have a bewitching night and a very happy Halloween.”


“Halloween is really just a day for us to dress up like our favorite characters and act like kids again without anyone thinking we are crazy.”


Funny Halloween Shirt Sayings


“You can’t scare me. I have two daughters.”


“Get game pieces from the board game “Life”…. go as “Get a Life”


“Candy is dandy but Wine is divine.”


“Apple of my eye.”


“Eat Drink and be scary.”


“Chip on your shoulder.”


“Ghostess with the Mostess.”


“Cup of joe.”


“Flash in the pan.”


“Hell, in a Handbasket.”


“Costs an arm and a leg.”


Funny Halloween Quotes Sayings


“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“My neighborhood turned into a ghost town on Halloween.” – K. Charich


“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.” – Richard Harris Barham


“If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” – Douglas Coupland


“Probably the scariest thing about cemeteries is that music they play in your head when you drive by one.” – Demetri Martin


“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy, you will sound just like him.” – Conan O’Brian


“Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with.” – Linda Bozzo


Funny Halloween Party Sayings


“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”


“Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.”


“I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day.”


“I’m watching you to be sure you have a hauntingly great Halloween.”


“Here’s to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2003 look shockingly unslutty.”


“I’m so happy that Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year!” said no teacher ever.”


“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”


“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.”


“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.”


“After eating chocolate, you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.”


“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”


Funny Halloween Gravestone Sayings


“This space for rent.”


“It does my heart a world of good, to see you in a box of wood.”


“Here lies barbie, who died of too much hairspray inhaler.”


“She Always said her feet were killing her but nobody believes her.”


“Go away I’m sleeping.”


“I made an Ash of myself.”


“What you are, I once was. What I am, you will become.”


Funny Halloween Sayings for Kids


“Today I can be moody and be a little witch!”


“May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!”


“Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.”


“Have fun witch hunting tonight.”


“Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.”


“I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a boo night.”


“I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.”


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