Funny Alcohol Slogans & Sayings

Here is a list of Funny alcohol slogans. We are presenting them just for fun.

Read them & enjoy, also share them with your friends.

Funny Alcohol Slogans

I don’t get drunk, I get awesome

How many drinks have I had? I don’t know – I’m an alcoholic, not an accountant

Keep calm & drink wine

Keep calm & Drink ON

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question

Save water – Drink Beer

I only drink Beer on days that end in Y

I don’t have a drinking problem, I’m just really thirsty

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does milk

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

A meal without wine is called breakfast

Say no to drugs, Yes to jugs

I have a bit of a drinking problem

Alcohol doesn’t makes things better, it makes them not as bad

Need cash for alcohol research

Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine