Quotes & Sayings

100 Inspirational and Funny Monday Quotes And Sayings

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6 years ago

November 22, 2018

Moriah Joy Chace

In this post, you will find 100 Inspirational and Funny Monday Quotes And Sayings.

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Inspirational Monday Quotes

“It’s Monday. Time to take over the world.”

“Ok, Monday. Let’s do this!”

“Mondays are for fresh starts.”

“Monday. A fresh start. Embrace it!”

“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”

“It’s Monday, don’t forget to be really awesome.”

“I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday”

“Happy Monday. Today is a beautiful day.”

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Tom Wilson

“New Monday. New week. New goals.”

“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” – Jarod Kintz

“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”

“Monday plan: drink coffee, be awesome, ignore negativity.”

“To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” – Pearl S. Buck

“People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” – Casey Stoner

“It’s Monday. I’m happy. I’m blessed, God is going to do amazing things this week.”

“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Wake up every Monday knowing that you can create something amazing this week.”

“Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.”

“This is your Monday morning. Remember that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”

“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” – Art Rooney

“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck

“On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” H. Allen Smith

“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” – Dan Salomon

“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith

“If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.” – Unknown Author

“It’s Monday. It’s a new week. God is doing a new thing. New doors. New breaks. New blessings. Prepare your mind. Enlarge your vision.”

“Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.” – Unknown Author

“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’” – Unknown Autho

“It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.” – Unknown Autho

“Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.” – Michael Ely

“Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” – Unknown Author

“The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.” – Unknown Author

“If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.” – Unknown Author

“If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to “make Mondays part of the weekend” into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes.” – Unknown Author

“For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.” – Unknown Author

“Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.” – Unknown Author

Popular Monday Quotes

“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station

“There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger

“Monday is the Day of Silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev

Funny Monday Quotes

“It’s Monday but keep smiling.”

“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”

“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”

“Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever”

“Less Monday, more summer.”

“Thank God, it’s Monday”

“Monday should be optional.”

“Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”

“Monday is a basic bitch.”

“Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”

“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”

“Shortest horror story: Monday.”

“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”

“Freak out cause it’s Monday again.”

“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”

“Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.”

“Even though it’s Monday act like it’s Saturday”

“Monday?! But I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”

“I’m hiding from Monday I know it’s close by.”

“Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”

“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”

“Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.”

“Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”

“Don’t let the word Monday scare you, do something awesome”

“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”

“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”

“Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been cancelled.”

“If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”

“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”

“Alright Monday what kind of bullshit you got for me this time.”

“Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”

“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.”

“Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”

“I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground”

“I whisper “What the fuck?” to myself at least 20 times a day on Monday”

“This should be the spirit every Mondays. Know that something good will always happen.”

“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”

“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill

“I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that, I am entirely happy.”

“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”

“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”

“When people go to work, they shouldn’t leave their hearts at home.” – Betty Bender

“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.”

“I just don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday!”

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”

“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll

“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

“Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.”

“Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”

“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”

“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”

“I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul

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