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Top 100 Funny Happy Friday Quotes & Sayings

In this post you will find Top 100 Funny Happy Friday Quotes & Sayings.

 

Funny Happy Friday Quotes & Sayings

 

“Oh Friday, let me hug you.”

 

“It’s finally Friday.”

 

“Aloha Friday”

 

“Friday on my mind.”

 

“Fri-nally”

 

“Friday. Best day ever…”

 

“Friday makes me happy.”

 

“I don’t do casual Fridays.”

 

“FRIYAY”

 

“Have a fabulous Friday, Darlings!”

 

“TGIF. We are ready to party!”

 

“Happy Friday, everyone!”

 

“Did you just say Friday?”

 

“Happy Friday!”

 

“It’s Friday and I’m thirsty.”

 

“Happy Friday. Stay cool.”

 

“It’s Friday. Let’s rock!”

 

“Shake your tits. It’s Friday!”

 

“Excuse me, I have to be awesome.”

 

“Ohh yeah… It’s Friday!”

 

“Smile, it’s Friday!”

 

“T.G.I.F. Thank God, I’m fabulous.”

 

“If Friday had a face, I would kiss it.”

 

“You know what rhymes with Friday? WINE.”

 

“After such a long week, Friday never felt so fine!”

 

“It’s Friday and I’m Fabulous, Darling!”

 

“Happiness is a day called Friday.”

 

Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.”

 

“I added some Friday to your coffee. You’re welcome.”

 

“Leaving work on Friday. Amazing little feeling.”

 

“Hands up if you love Fridays :)”

 

“Friday is my second favorite F-word. My first is food, definitely food.”

 

“Kick up those heels. It’s Friday. It’s Friday. It’s Friday.”

 

“Oh, hello Friday. Where the heck was you on Wednesday when I really needed you?”

 

“Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.”

 

“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”

 

“TGIF. Thank God I’m Female. Thank God I’m Fabulous. Thank God I’m Funny. And yes, Thank God It’s Friday!”

 

“Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.”

 

Friday Quotes

 

“Music always sounds better on Friday.” – Lou Brutus

 

“Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.” – Neil Gaiman

 

“Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.” – Unknown

 

“Friday afternoon feels like heaven…” – El Fuego

 

“’Friday’ is about hanging out with friends, having fun.” – Rebecca Black

 

“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” – Noel Coward

 

“Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” – Lauren Oliver

 

“No weekend, all weakened.” – Toba Beta

 

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” – Amy Neftzger

 

“The weekends are too short for sleep!” – Bryant A. Loney

 

“Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?” – Unknown

 

“Cozy+Smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” – Amy Krouse Rosenthal

 

“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.” – David Chiles

 

“It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Unknown

 

“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” – Edmond Mbiaka

 

“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” – Florence Welch

 

“Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also, the most annoying day of the week now.” – Aaron Peckham

 

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.” – S. O’ Sade

 

“It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over…” – Parag Tipnis

 

“Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.” – Robert Black

 

“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.” – Unknown

 

“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love with.” – Unknown

 

“For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.” – John Sununu

 

“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” – Napz Cherub Pellazo

 

“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” – Rico

 

“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” – Debasish Mridha

 

“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” – Richard Nelson Bolles

 

“I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something.” – Don Cheadle

 

“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.” – Unknown

 

“I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.” – Unknown

 

“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” – James Johnson

 

“Always take some of the play, fun, freedom and wonder of the weekend into your week & your work.” – Rasheed Ogunlaru

 

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” – Henny Youngman

 

“When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.” – Adelle Waldman

 

“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next paycheck.” – Byron Pulsifer

 

“Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.” – Unknown

 

“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day…” – James A. Murphy

 

“To be honest, when I’m home, every day is a Friday for me. It doesn’t really matter what day it is for me. A lot of my friends actually have time off during the week, and so it doesn’t prohibit me from enjoying myself when I am home on a Monday or a Tuesday.” – Danica Patrick

 

“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’” – Chuck Schumer

 

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