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75 Catchy Alcohol Sayings

In this post you will find 75 Catchy Alcohol Sayings.

 

Alcohol Sayings

 

“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”

 

“Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.”

 

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

 

“Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.”

 

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

 

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”

 

“The doctors found some blood in my alcohol stream.”

 

“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.”

 

“Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.”

 

“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”

 

“Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?”

 

“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.”

 

“When life hands your lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!”

 

“I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.”

 

“I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.”

 

“This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.”

 

“Wine is bottled poetry.”

 

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!!!!”

 

“It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.”

 

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

 

“Alcohol is an aesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”

 

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.”

 

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

 

“The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.”

 

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”

 

“Cocaine is god’s way of telling you that you make too much money.”

 

“When the wine is in, the wit is out.”

 

“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”

 

“There is a devil in every berry of the grape.”

 

“A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.”

 

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”

 

“Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.”

 

“My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.”

 

“There is a devil in every berry of the grape.”

 

“Of course, I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.”

 

“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”

 

“Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!”

 

“I drink to forget I drink.”

 

“A drunk man never tells a lie.”

 

“I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.”

 

“I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!”

 

“Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.”

 

“I drink to make other people more interesting.”

 

“Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.”

 

“I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”

 

“Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.”

 

“Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.”

 

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

 

“I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking.”

 

“The whole world is about three drinks behind.”

 

“Act single, see double, drink triple.”

 

“I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.”

 

“I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!”

 

“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.”

 

“Good friends make the world go around, but good beer makes the room go around.”

 

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

 

“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.”

 

“Fill up the goblet and reach to me some! Drinking makes wise, but dry fasting makes glum.”

 

“Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.”

 

“Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.”

 

“Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?”

 

“There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world.”

 

“You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.”

 

“Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.”

 

“The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature.”

 

“Wine makes a man better pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.”

 

“The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.”

 

“Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.”

 

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”

 

“I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.”

 

“A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.”

 

“My grand mom is 80 she still doesn’t need glasses, she drinks straight out of the bottle.”

 

“To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.”

 

“Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.”

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